Senate Moves To Support Pro-Jesus Healthcare Bill To Replace Obamacare

Written By Don Kaftan, Founder and Editor-In-Chief

The Senate voted 51-50 to proceed with the Jesus-endorsed Better Care Reconciliation Act, which will curb the federal deficit by $119 Billion over the next decade. Major applause to Senator Leader Mitch McConnell for helping to “drain the swamp” of government money going to waste on useless government programs designed by liberals to give the American people Big Government socialism. Jesus never had to worry about his debt, but if he did, he would endorse this bill since we spend far too much on insurance in this country. Why does the government need insurance? It runs by itself just fine, liberals just want to dilute your mind and make you believe the government is a problem and needs some insurance to help itself. Stupid liberals.

This passing of the vote now leads to the mandatory 20-hour debate sessions before casting the final vote. Yawn. The Democrats will whine about the supposed “benefits” of Social Security, Medicare, and Obamacare, while intellectual Republicans will tell the Democrats the government can’t afford to spend money on anything but the military to defend ourselves from the enemy. That is how the founders of our God-loving country intended our rights to be from the Bill of Rights onward.

A special Bullshit News shout-out for John McCain, former traitor of the Republican Party and possibly America during Vietnam when he was a POW, was diagnosed with Brain Cancer and had the strength and courage to come from Arizona to DC to vote “Yes” just for this bill. Without his involvement, this bill might not have been able to proceed. We would like to thank John McCain for his brave effort risking his life, in sheer agony and pain because of his brain tumor cancer thing, to help move this bill forward and to finally create a smaller government. We wish John McCain a speedy recovery and a successful reelection campaign.

Soon the President will sign the law, and we can begin to cut down some of the bigger costs that big government creates. As Trump has set his sights on budget cuts as the biggest focus of Making America Great Again, as evident by refusing to appoint nearly 1,000 federal appointments to do dumb menial tasks like secretary work or “Assistant Adviser to the Secretary of Agriculture” guy that also are the results of wasted taxpayer dimes and nickles that only add to the mammoth that is our deficit. We should all be thankful we finally have a president that wants to really cut government spending, which really is all this bill is about. It symbolizes real Republican values of a government that spends little and lets their citizens mind their own business when it comes to the insurance and health care industries. The government doesn’t need to be involved in these situations, so why shell nearly over two trillion dollars or whatever on those industries?

Our country has been paying the debt for far too long, and today is an important step to combating the large spending deficit that years of Obama and Clinton have poisoned the country with. It will take many years to pay off our overspending from corrupt liberal demagogues regimes, but the payout will be worth it not just for the future of our beloved United States of America, but the world will be better off for it as well.

Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. He enjoys his steak medium rare with a good strong IPA. Don Kaftan was formerly a lecturer at Bob Jones University until he had a vision from God to start Bullshitnews.org and end liberal tyranny being formed at the World Wide Web.

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