MISSION STATEMENT: Liberals And Their Liberal Friends Are Destroying America And We Need Your Help To Overthrow Their God

Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-At-Chief

 

America is potentially facing a crisis too difficult to overcome and we need your help.

If I can tell you one thing about this country, just one thing: we are the sum of our parts. The civil war taught us that, and that black people can be people too if they try really hard enough. This country is currently without a doubt at the height of total political polarization since FDR inflated the economy to cure polio for himself. But unlike the “wonder years” of the New Deal era, the executive branch right now is at its apex of megalomania. As a conservative news outlet, we are morally conflicted on how to perceive the one, Donald J. Trump. Ethically, we are way out the window. We don’t need ethics to make good journalism, we just need empirical facts in good news to more places than just talk radio and daytime television, but places like the World Wide Web. More people go on the internet for news then the ol’ timely American tradition of going to the radio, or waking up in the morning and begrudgingly making a cup of coffee to then sit down on a recliner and groan audibly before work. We conservatives must evolve our mediums in order to grow a more perfect union.

That’s where the “your” comes in from the headline, YOU(R), the average butt-scratching American, need to read US so that accurate, fact-checked information can be spread more quickly to the public. We need YOU(R) eyes, and your hearts. Be with us, and not them.

The Mainstream (read: liberal) Media is a threat to our free-flowing information outlet that we Americans love to call liberty. Outlets like CNN, NPR, and Breitbart News are owned by large media conglomerates. They claim to present news to cater to the audience of the common man, but they lie. They are the true fake news. I’m here to assure you that Bullshit News’ Mission, as the Founder and First Editor-in-Chief of Bullshit News, is that we will not be owned by these mammoth mainstream media corporations*, and that we will provide you the news that YOU, the average middle-class American, deserve to read. We will not have any blockage or clutter to give you the news before the corporations and their stockholders meddle with it and correct it from their perspective.

We don’t tolerate that Bullshit.

Don Kaftan is the Founder of Bullshitnews.org. He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. He enjoys his steak medium rare with a good strong IPA.

*Until we receive a check with an extraordinary amount of zeroes, preferably before the “.”

Poll Shows Trump Up Over Biden By Over 70%

Written By Alexander Jones

With the upcoming Election being less than fifty days away, it’s time to pay attention to the polls which matter more now than they ever did three-hundred and seventy two days ago. While the polls showed President Donald behind a few times, he has now taken an enormous lead in the polls far better than anyone had anticipated. The latest polling from The BSI (BullShit Institute) shows Trump commanding a lead higher than any other presidential candidate has achieved this late into an election. Let’s look at the hard data:

As one can see, President Trump has a commanding lead over Joe Biden. The polls hate Joe Biden so much they have to move away from his satanic name. Joe Biden’s popularity started to wane when 2016 Presidential Nominee and famous loser Hillary Clinton endorsed President Trump. Not even Bernie Sanders and his Coronavirus could stop President Trump from (probably) winning the next election. Everything is turning up 1984 for the Republican Party, playing with a royal flush against Biden’s pair of 10’s.

Some have thought Biden would receive some voting assistance with the naming of Kamala Harris as his running mate, but this evidently has not helped him tremendously in the polls at all. The polling strongly suggests that Biden is in urgent need of help, hence his plan with Nancy Pelosi about getting illegal immigrants to vote for him multiple times per illegal alien. That is the only rational way Biden has a feasible chance of winning the election. As we know about the Democrat Party, nothing they do is legitimate. They care for no one but their own beltway bandit circle in D.C. Meanwhile, President Trump cured the Coronavirus before it became a bigger deal and (formally) ended racism in America. It’s obvious to the American people who the better candidate really is, and they saw Biden in power for eight years!

Some dumb democrat plutocrats would like you to believe polling is non-essential and not at all indicative of who would win the election. You can’t have ‘politics’ without the ‘polls’. Polling is one of the most important aspects of American politics: if a politician doesn’t know if he’s winning an election without quantitative research, how else could we know about the opinions of a “layman”? The GOP relies heavily on the faithful, working class “layman” to vote in their interests, as we are all painfully aware that the Democratic Party has strong contempt to anyone that doesn’t conform to their rigid sense of what “America” truly is.

President Trump shouldn’t try and coast from this point to the election based on this poll alone. It’s a strong indicator he will win the upcoming election, but he needs to step all the way down on the gas pedal and keep making his rallies. The rallies he does have greatly boosted his popularity to those unfamiliar to Trump’s agenda. Let’s see if he can keep it up until November, anything can happen between then and now.


Alexander Jones is a fierce investigative journalist dedicating to finding the real truth blurred by the mainstream globalist media. Alexander Jones is a strong advocate for libertarianism, liberty, and raw rib eye steak. In his spare time away from journalism, Alexander also is the head political scientist at the Bullshit News Institute (of polling). An animal advocate throughout his life, he currently owns five hunting dogs, two purebred horses, and two cats. Although he is an advocate for the survival of the fittest Darwinism, he is a Pentecostal Christian who always–ALWAYS spends time with Jesus and The Lord on Sundays. 

Let Us Thank Saudi Arabia For Their Brave Efforts For Helping America

Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Today is one of the most tragic, yet successful events in American History. You know the story, Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists hijacked a couple planes and used the planes to blow up popular American landmarks like the World Trade Center, the Accountability Department of the Pentagon, and Pennsylvania. While we mourned and recovered, we saw vengeance on the people/entire ethnoreligious background as revenge for their crimes against the American humanity. It took a manhunt and two wars to begin America’s revenge, which is still on-going. But thanks to the help of former enemy Saudi Arabia, America has been closer than ever before to restoring our former glory, a task that can only be achieved and retained through a President Trump victory.

Saudi Arabia was a prime suspect on the “Who Done It?” list of 9/11 terrorist suspects, but they were quickly ruled out with an alibi. With the power of hindsight, this was obvious now but not in the terror-wretched world of 2001. Once Yahoo! News confirmed to the American people that invading Iraq and Afghanistan were okay, the hunt was on for the alleged yet highly convicted “Osama Bin Laden” that claimed responsibility for the atrocious inhumane attacks. Blood must be met with blood after all, Sun Tzu said that.

It took many years for America to track down Mr. Bin Laden. The GPS, a revolutionary technology that helped us get revenge on Saddam Hussein for defying the natural order in the Gulf War, could not locate Osama Bin Laden as fast as a DNA sample from a murder scene. Equally frustrating was seeing Ground Zero being the murder scene of an attack against freedom, equality, and American liberty. It was America’s darkest thirty minutes, until an unlikely ally gave us their hand.

Yes, it was help from Saudi Arabia that America not only had a new economic ally to trade goods with, but they also had the technology to track down Osama Bin Laden and his evil cronies with the Bedouin. The Bedouin was able to locate Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan, an area America could not invade over fears of the hysterical “World War 3” could occur. And we know how the story “ended” from there.

But the end of Bin Laden was not the end of the War on Terror, far from it. It was a siren sent out to the world that America will not be messed with again, not even if it comes from the anarcho-leftist Biden campaign or from those that defy the great order of President Trump, like Mr. “Soft on Terrorism” Barack Hussein Obama. Obama seized power from President Bush The Latter from so-called antiquated “term limits” law. Barack felt compelled to push America to multiple Apology Tours (not to be confused with Tour of Duty, something that actually involves honor) so that we could receive sympathy points for no gain. By weakening our country, Barack Obama angered our Saudi Arabian allies who needed a great shipment of military arms to tame the local populace. Making America look weak to many countries was not good for our friends in Raytheon or Lockheed Martin.

That’s why this 9/11, we need to thank Saudi Arabia for making sure America wouldn’t look weak and disgraceful in matters that concern our international affairs attention. Saudi Arabia did not give up on America unlike Mr. Obamagate’s reign in the White House. Saudi Arabia had our backs to make sure we did capture and gave Osama Bin Laden a fair trial to die in hell. It was only possible due to a phenomenal deal brokered by President Trump while he was also working overtime to solve racism. France, Canada, the UK and Germany all refused to help America so that they could take over America’s mantle of being the most relevant country on Earth. Saudi Arabia did not step in because of an Obama Apology tour out of pity, they did it because it was a necessity, the right thing to do, and most importantly, they cared.

Without the involvement of Saudi Arabia and the Bedouin, Osama Bin Laden would still be alive taunting us with his demented music videos of his Taliban gang of barbarians. We live in a more peaceful world not just because of President Donald Trump, but from the resourceful and innovative minds from Saudi Arabia that helped America track down Osama and restored justice back to the victims whose lives were recklessly taken from them because of a jaded MTV superstar. But this peace will not be here forever, it can be taken from us by any Democratic Party president or even from the local worker’s unions. Evil terrorists reside within America, and we should all be diligent that mini-Osama’s don’t come out to reenact a horrific tragedy.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

Joe Biden Is Using Illegal Hispanic Immigrants To Vote For Him

Written by Mortimer E. Wallecaster

As we move closer and closer towards the unneeded 2020 Presidential Election, we must be reminded that the Democrat Party have routinely tried to artificially inflate the number of voters they receive in order to cheat the real hard-working God-fearing American people from getting the Republican president they deserve. As per tradition, the Democrat Party is at it again, with much more desperation then they ever have needed before. So it should come to no surprise that Democrat Party nominee Joe Biden is receiving an influx of help from the “Hispanics” from the island of “Mexico” to help vote for him.

Bullshit News has already discussed at-length the evil and callous nature of the anti-christ and his co-star, who wish to seek vengeance against the American people for trying to work their hard-earned 9-5 jobs. They understand they don’t have the number of votes needed to win almost every state except for Sodom and California, so they must rely on these “Hispanics“, a fancy sociological word for illegal immigrants, to vote in-mass for them. Knowing that Americans can only have one vote, but Hispanics can vote as often as they want, Biden and his base understand the only way to win is to cheat. The Biden campaign aims to airlift as many Hispanics from Hispaniola and the Isle of Mexico onto as many states as possible to vote for him, as much as 128 times. They are fearless cretins who will check mark Joe Biden 1,000 times despite that massive benefits the Trump Administration has given to their people.

This disgusting act of political heresy is nothing new in the tradition of Democratic Party politics. Democrats in the past have been able to capture illegal people to vote illegally in order to cheat a legitimate aspect of our noble political structure. The electoral college is one of the oldest institutions in our Democracy that exists for the purpose of counting every ballot and sending it up to the sky to God for verification that these people all exist, and which states will “win the votes”. Now God is an old man, still wise but yet still very old. His judgement hasn’t been the same since his son was killed by the Jerry Garcia. Nevertheless he can’t be wrong because he is all-knowing and omniscient and whatnot. God doesn’t know the difference between an “American voter” who can only vote once and the ill “Hispanic voter” that can vote as many times as they need. There is significant concern that God will just permit these “Hispanic voters” and the results could be disastrous for our democracy.

Nevertheless, no amount of Hispanics will impede a determined President Trump from saving America from the bureaucracy of an election. But to see the Democrats using dirty cheap tricks being done dirt cheap is another sign that we are in the right ethically. If the Democrats lose with their “surplus of voters”, they will riot and commit wrath of such high level that the results can be drastic. The influx of the Hispanic voters being parachuted into the election should not be enough to guarantee a Biden victory, but it can guarantee some unfortunate and unneeded suspense on Election Day.

What can you, the conscientious and intelligent reader, do about this? Well it’s easy, you need to vote. Even if you can’t vote a million times like a parachuting Mexican, your vote will still matter. No matter the outcome, whether Trump wins and Biden loses or Biden wins and Trump loses, the Democrats had to cheat to get there. There is nothing the Democratic Party does that is legal and legitimate that gives them power. They are hungry for nothing but relentless bureaucracy and tax increases. They want YOU to have less money and Trump wants to help you. Any real American knows that the choice is clear, and that anyone voting for that anti-christ infidel is a vote for treason.

Mortimer E. Wallacaster is the Bullshit News correspondent on history and contemporary cultural matters. He is a retired risk analyst from Goldman Sachs, and is loving retirement and every minute of it! Born under a full moon on June 26th, 1913, Mortimer has lived through two World Wars, and the Middle East thing that’s been happening over the years. Mortimer was once a minor league pitcher for the Boston Beaneaters and threw 47 complete games in a month allowing only nine earned runs.

Who Is Kamala Harris And What Is Her Plot To Destroy America?

Written by Sid Phyllis

The DNC anti-Christ Superstar nominee Joe Biden has made an important announcement unrelated about conceding the race. He has named his vice presidential running mate, a mysterious women cloaked in secrecy and nastiness. Her name is Kamala Harris, and she keeps her past a mystery for one clear reason: she is hiding her communist/Marxist (ie: Antifa) and Lutheran roots from the rest of America. Kamala was once in charge of her local Antifa chapter, and helped propel it to becoming one of the most dominant antifa blocs in America. Kamala has roots with socialist, terrorist and socialist terrorist college clubs, which began a political career that went so far as serving as a senator for California. She comes from a high pedigree of socialist prosecutors and university presidents, two career paths full of people with ludicrous minds and anti-God ideology. But this is as much as we know about her mysterious past, and her sudden rise to power among the communist radical left.

Biden choose Kamala above all other candidates because he is a dope fiend with nothing to lose. A lifelong committed sinner associated with the Obama regime would much prefer an Antifa wunderkind rather than a normal committed loser like Mondale or Kerry who have the political experience needed for vice-president coupled with the lack of effective political leadership to help President Donald Trump ensure an already easy path to reelection that much easier. Biden understands his time on this planet is near the end for his somewhat mortal human coil, and choose a young person to be his VP given all of his other “friends” are about as old as the Looney Tunes cartoons.

Kamala has the young blood, a concept very pure to an anti-Christ like Joe Biden. Perhaps Biden may also be hiding vampire or frog person roots and will use Kamala Harris’s blood to make him feel rejuvenated and young again. Age can still effect a thing like Biden, even if his own politics with Kamala may be different (nay, less radical), he needs the young blood to stay alive. Biden might have ran for president with the only thing on his mind to reverse his aging process. Kamala, on the other hand, may have much more serious and dangerous intentions on what she wants to see different in America.

As said earlier, Kamala Harris was once an antifa radical, who was “forced” to change her beliefs in order to gain a higher footing in politics. She served as a prosecutor to save face, and was able to run as a senator for Commiefornia once Barbara Boxer was shipped out to the moon. Her political career is no accident, it is a well-maintained balance between accidents and being so insufferably evil (and potentially satanic, we could not confirm) that she’s absorbed the souls of several political foes (including within her own antifa chapter according to Sean Davis, from the liberal rag FDRLIST). If Kamala has no agenda against our God-created and God-loved United States of America, she should speak now or forever be questioned and seen as traitor against American values and ergo, the people.

If Kamala were as innocent as the mainstream media credit her as, why do they never mention her antifa background? It’s integral to her political career, it helped make her the women she is today. She is a cryptic riddle surrounded by wrong and evilness, a favorite combination for the Democrat Party. She certainly is hiding something nefarious and pernicious, and for the benefit of President Trump we should find out before the election. President Trump always has something up his sleeves when it comes to political power.

The future of America will be decided by you very soon. So long as you do not trust the nefarious and evil Post Office to help you “vote-by-mail”, you will be safe in America’s hands with a Trump victory. As we are a few months away, we must be reminded about the satanism behind Joe Biden and unknown horrors of the (potentially former) antifa radical and one-time prosecutor/senator mysterious women Kamala Harris. Like most Democratic Party stunts, this can easily backfire in the GOP’s favor like the existence of Michael Dukakis or Chappaquiddick, but this year is highly volatile and unpredictable. From the Bernie Sanders campaign creating and spreading the Coronavirus to organized mass movements against the police, anything despicable can happen this year, such as a Biden “win”. Don’t let this stop you from going to the voting booth and casting your ballot for Trump. God wants Trump, do not disappoint Him.

 

Sid Phyllis is the Bullshit News correspondent in political/foreign affairs (other) and our White House Correspondent. Sid grew up in Chicago and got sick of living in the big city and moved into a rural blue-collar state where the real America is. Instead of going to some elite four-year college, he started a consulting firm in Wyoming (Donovan and Phyllis Firm, or DP Firm) that quickly became the #1 best firm in the state. Sid joined Bullshit News for his qualifications in understanding how the REAL Blue-Collar Americans think.

The Postal Service Is Antiquated And Deserves Desecration

Wrtiten by Gilbert Miser

2020 has been quite an eventful year for the Trump Administration. From stopping the Bernie Sanders-sponsored Coronavirus to the rise of mankind’s greatest threat, the Frog People, President Trump has had to deal with some of the biggest crises a president has had to burden since Abraham Lincoln fixed America. But as the election comes near, a formerly trustworthy and decent utility of the United States, the Postal Service, has become massively unprofitable and outdated due to the rise of the “e-mail”, or electronic mail. Now that we have this “e-mail”, we do not need the USPS and their communist model of business.

Mainstream media outlets like The Daily Wire and OANN praise the Postal Service as if it were some deity. They believe the Postal Service is essential for Americans, and they could not be more out of touch with the common American. The truth behind all the mainstream lies is that the Postal Service is beyond out of touch to Americans. Nobody needs “mail” anymore than people need liberty from the tyranny of government. With “e-mail” and “Amazon”, mail has become redundant and a waste of space. We need to move forward as a country and terminating or reducing the number of communist Postal Service currently in operation would be a great leap forward for American democracy.

Democrats, a number of which are closeted socialists and/or communists, have been viciously opposed to any measure against their closely-aligned in ideology USPS. These losers who nominated Delaware’s noted anti-Christ Joe Biden want to ensure government waste continues to be flourish in spite of the fact many USPS workers do nothing and wait for thirty years on the job to grab a pension without contributing to any mile of service. The Democrat Party needs to protect “their own” as a means of survival. They don’t care for these people, only their votes. Everything else is an afterthought, saving the USPS gives the Democrats more money in their wallets instead of the money being spend constructively on our precious military or the defense contractors who deserve it.

As an expert in asset and liability management, I can reassure you that the Postal Service has never been profitable and is one of the largest risks the Government has ever dealt with. Before the days of “e-mail”, the USPS was a company of valor, family values, and profits. Once everyone caught on with the electronic mail, the USPS floundered and grew more and more in debt until it became the gigantic mammoth of debt that anchors the U.S into trouble with China. Now a burden and obsolete, President Trump once again proves he is on the right side of history with reducing USPS hours, marking the first step to the final end of the USPS. Thank God.

The Democrats, always acting in desperation, believes Donald Trump’s desire to end the USPS is an extension to end the ability to Vote-By-Mail. What Democrats don’t tell you is that voting by mail doesn’t mean you have voted. All it means is that you doted a check, maybe up to a dozen or so times, and put it in an envelope to send back to God-Knows-Where. That is not voting, that is voter fraud, or the pretense of believing you voted when in actuality you did nothing of the sort. REAL voting is actually showing up to a noble polling place, passing an identification check, criminal background check, a drug test, a security check, literacy test AND a sobriety check, then you can finally vote like a normal human American being. That’s the American way, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Hopefully all this propaganda behind the Postal Service can be laid to rest like the idea of physical “mail”. We live in newer, interesting times, so we should be more mindful towards that. We need to purge the Postal Service out of our lives so we can move forward as a society. We do not need old government to obstruct and make us do needless work to send parcels in the mail when FedEx, UPS, and their competitors exist. We are living in the future and not the past, and we need to act that way and ensure President Trump can make the next four years just as successful as he made these past four.

 

Gilbert Miser is the Bullshit News financial and economics correspondent. His billionaire parents both died under mysterious circumstances when he was two. As the only child, he inherited all of their wealth and became the youngest multi-billionaire in the whole world. He was formerly a major broker with Lehman Brothers and MF Broker before retiring from the banking industry to become a part-time writer for Bullshit News. He owns a Yorkie named “Gunner” in a Manhattan condo.

CUM Might Be Our Best Shot Against Antifa

Written By Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief

America is under attack by a variety of enemies each day. Not only do the Godless Islamic Barbarbian Heathens From Hell attack America from the outside, but America is constantly under attack by Antifa and other leftist radicals on the inside. There is a good reason Congress focuses on upgrading our defensive spending every fiscal quarter until terrorism is permanently eliminated from our global conscience. But until then, the fight against international and national terrorism is a battle of wits and maintaining the status quo.

Antifa, as we are aware, actively oppose societal norms and want to infect America to a nation of communism. Fortunately, it appears that Antifa may finally be fracturing. A new insurgent group within Antifa, the Communists Under Mutiny, or CUM for short, has splintered off Antifa and has established themselves as a fifth column. CUM formed as a reactionary group within a reactionary group due to a difference of philosophy. Some say the founders of CUM saw the light of Jesus and realized capitalism is the only way to live inside an unethical world full of socialism, while other members of CUM splintered off from Antifa due to the so-called “dirtbag left”, perhaps another splinter group inside the massively influential terrorist, fascist left. Their motives are unknown at this time.

Communists Under Mutiny, lead by their leader John Mackie, are open to right-wing ideas, otherwise known as intellectualism. Unlike their Antifa brethren, they support a free market, closed borders, and are open to Trump and Republican Party ideas, values, and ethics. Unlike their radical ancestors, CUM understands the need for bipartisanship while also acknowledging the Democratic Party is failing to work properly and is becoming a useless hull and burden on the American people. Perhaps CUM will be a force to reckon with inside the Democratic Party for years to come.

However defeating Antifa is not going to happen in one day. Rome may have fallen in one day to Istanbul Constantinople, but ideologies are difficult to kill. Especially murderous ideologies sympathetic to terrorist causes. Antifa has various strongholds across America, such as South Detroit and Puerto Rico, where they plan their latest rallies and burn American flags while they hymn Grateful Dead music with the hip hop. They want to change American culture and turn it into a pro-terrorist, anti-wealth and anti-conformist America. If any Antifa goons were to take a seat in the House, we could easily be one step closer to the end of the United States of America as we know it.

But sure, some Antifa-apologists will say that Antifa is nothing more than a bunch of hippies that want to wave their own flag. But that is the problem: that sense of anti-America non-conformism is a threat on our own very liberties. Antifa is pro-birth control, so they are anti-family. Antifa is anti-capitalist, and should they ever deal with the treasury or Federal Reserve we will be doomed as a nation. They don’t believe in money or reasonable healthcare access, they will drive the country to a grave faster than any Democrat with more fervor than the Barack Obama regime.

In any event, it’s beautiful to see CUM form from Antifa as radical groups battle it out to try and fight a real, strongly created ideology like conservatism. May CUM and Antifa battle each other while we can cheer from our high moral ground that conservatism will win at the end of the day. As long as CUM succeeds in its goals, Antifa will be threatened and maybe one day, disband for good. Until then, we must fund CUM and ensure their success as a new right-wing movement. Hopefully CUM may reign down upon America, so long as they maintain and keep their clean-cut conservative image of authority.

 
Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum. 

If Committing War Crimes Is Wrong, Than I Want To Be Right

Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Crime, as we all know is bad. War is also bad, but is a necessity in order for peace to exist, so we can put up with war. But as they say, two wrongs turn into a right, and the United Nations slur, “War Crimes” is in reality a justified defense against terrorism. And even if war crimes are wrong, and were allegedly involved against terrorists committing a terrorist cause, than that would also be justifiable. As a highly experienced combat veteran, I know that if I, or anyone I know committed a so-called “War Crime” against the evil Godless Islamic Terrorists, they will be highly commanded and become a folk hero. Was Johnny Appleseed a terrorist for committing war crimes? The answer is irrelevant, we all know who Johnny Appleseed was and why he is an American hero, the ends justify the means.

It bothers me to no end that our precious and beloved United States of America has been falsely accused of committing costly and “immoral” “war crimes” by the United Nations, an organization that includes Iran, Syria, Cuba, and Iraq as valuable members of their community. How can an organization that allegedly represents freedom and equality have such terrorist countries as its members? There is no possible way they can credibly accuse the world’s #1 country that exports freedom from committing “war crimes” against other countries, let alone individuals from other countries. The only reason to be cautious of the United Nations slandering the United States as a “war-crime committer” is due to the costly fines that would be hurtful to our national debt, something almost but not nearly as bad as the Democratic Party adding more and more towards it.

The United Nations often cites America’s proud and honorable combat heritage of using Enhanced Interrogation Techniques as a means to acquire intelligence and ultimately win wars. Some say tactics that fall under EIT are immoral and wrong. But war is wrong, which means that EIT therefore, are right. The U.S Military is the second most ethical military of all countries, only behind by Israel. But our military doesn’t need to be the most ethical or even second most ethical in order to be right. The U.S Military gets the results done, no matter what murky occurrences happen in the middle, the freedom to be given to other countries from the end result is always a net benefit to the world. There’s no need to look or overthink anything else, yet the United Nations and some of our nations most prominent liberals believe otherwise.

The only time America might have possibly committed war crimes must have been under the Barack Obama Regime. Obama wanted to enforce his apologies to terrorists across the world with a musical tour with non-American pop act, “U2”. The United States never negotiates or apologizes to terrorists and their sympathizers, but Barack Obama broke that promise when he admitted America had faults, or something to that extent. Obama then increased the national debt to numbers unfathomable to the human mind and desecrated our country with his immorberal logic. We are lucky to even have President Trump come in and clean up his mess within four years of office.

9/11 was horrifying, yet illuminated the nation about the terrorists who want to be where America is today or in 2001. The terrorists and their land recognizable to the United Nations have been actively committing an information war against America being a noble and just nation. They actively libel and slander America as being a country that’s immoral and corrupt, which is plainly false. How could America be morally corrupt and the second thing that we are a country filled of criminal terrorists? The Democratic Party is immorberal, wrong and evil but they are not 100% terrorists. The right countries, the ones that our “friends” ought to be standing up for America in acts of high slander, but remain quiet. This is the result of the U2-Obama apology tour, and these measures of foreign policy continue to harm the US today.

When you are falsely reminded that America is a nation that allegedly may have committed a war crime or two, ask yourself these questions. Who is calling America a country that commits war crimes? Do these people know the benefit of so-called “war crimes” that they cannot understand the measures that needed to be implemented in order for a positive end-result to happen? Do they know how to tie their shoes? People like to accuse other people of many false and incorrect things, that’s why libel and slander laws exist, but on the international scale, nothing is off-limits. Unless you commit one of those so-called “war crimes”, then you could pay an unnecessary massive fine that could make a man do the most heinous acts imaginable. But it wouldn’t come from an American soldiers hands, believe me.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.