Written By Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Ph.D., Esq
First, I would like to say happy Black Friday from Bullshit News! May your sweet deals ever benefit my continually growing stock portfolio. Second, Black Lives Matter is a hate group. They dislike capitalism, liberty, and freedom equally. They are anti-American by definition and must be stopped by any means necessary. Their radical agenda reflects those of the ruthless Black Panthers and the Civil Rights Bad Guys from the ’50s and ’60s. It is an ideology based on Black Supremacy, a hatred rooted deeply from a similar form of Godless Islamic Barbaric extremism. The Black Lives Matter militia has conquered southern Detroit and yet the Hussein Obama administration has done nothing to address this! They harbor terrorism consciousness and want to make the American economy rupture into nothingness. They plan to accomplish this with a “National Black Friday Boycott”, to attack capitalism at its source: the American Heartland.
The Black Lives Matter militia want the United States of America to become the “United States of Africa”, by claiming that America is a country based on “stolen land”. That is patently false, the earliest Americans were explorers looking to go westward to claim the continent as God intended. Any interaction with the mythos of “Native Americans” was done appropriately, by bartering goods/food for land. The Black Lives Matter crowd has evidently never read a history textbook, which would refute all of their ludicrous claims. Even the early settlers in American history were African-American in origin when they went off to Oregon and California for manifest destiny. The Black Lives Matter believe in a warped sense of history, believing that average every day Americans have “oppressed” them for far too long, hence their desire to take extremist action.
For liberals that are attempting to analyze my irrefutable logic, the Black Lives Matter militia do not want you to save money by shopping today. They want you to boycott the holiday because it “oppresses black lives around the world”. Listening to them is a form of appeasement, a logic tactic no different from England being okay with Nazi Germany invading Poland and France. First Black Lives Matter will issue an order, then they will make their demands louder and bolder until they get what they want. This is a common element of extremist movements: constantly begging to get what they want or they will issue violence. Ignoring these kinds of statements will lead to more deaths by angry leftists that refuse to work. South Detroit and Kaepernick were only the beginning of Black Lives Matter’s conquest for Black Supremacy.
Finally, Bullshit News would like to thank everyone that participates in “Black Friday” today. This is one of the more important days in American history that move the Economy ball rolling. Keep spending fellow Bullshiteers, capitalism can only work when we all work for it. Don’t listen to the Black Lives Matter lies about not purchasing greatly discounted goods in order to appease their movement, spend as much as you can today! The more powerful the U.S. economy is, the less powerful hateful extremist groups like Black Lives Matter become. The free market will always win, a black hand is not an invisible hand. It would be clearly visible.
Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq is the Bullshit News correspondent for black supremacy extremist groups. He has had a storied career reporting on European Affairs from Hungary and is the number one expert on extremism across the globe. Bullshit News is excited for his well-endowed knowledge on extremism, and its relation to liberalism. He earned his Ph.D. in Prague and became a lawyer in America. He is a naturalized citizen of the United States and resides in Houston.