Reinstate MK ULTRA

Written by Alexander Jones

Not too long after America kicked the entire world’s ass in World War II, top minds from across the country joined together in order to think of creative ways for America to retain its World Championship Belt before silly things like the Geneva Convention and the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty would get in the way of societal progress. But one of the biggest social experiments also resulted in the birth of many kinds of innovation throughout our scientific field and the depths of controlling the human mind for use to end communism once and for all. This research that was used to combat the evils of our world was called MK ULTRA, and we need it now more than ever.

The scope of MK ULTRA was simple, find a way, any way, to convince people of the light that is Christianity American capitalism, the world’s dominant social paradigm only rivaled by those brutally evil Socialist Communists from the USSR. America had many wars to win, such as the drug war, the space race, the race war, and the Space Drug Battle Race War Of 1979. In every front on planet Earth, America was being attacked by the brutal USSR regime and their globalist friends such as the pro-child murder United Nations and their ex-boyfriend League of Nations. Project MK Ultra was set-up to be counter-intelligence against all the threats to America according to then head of the CIA Allen Dulles. In order to examine the psyche of the enemy, America needed to understand what it’s like being a communist, and how to coerce them from themselves and their evil ideology by any means necessary, leading to the birth of MK ULTRA.

Aside from trying to create and use mind control against anti-capitalist sympathizers, the top secret program was also trying to answer questions that past civilizations could not solve, like finding the qualitative information about just how effective enhanced interrogation techniques could be, an understanding as to how homosexuality can exists when homosexuals do not procreate for the purpose of fertility, some boring stuff about physics, and even how to defeat the evil drugs in the drug war. All of these studies are massively useful in understanding how the world around us works. Without MK Ultra, we might not have won the Vietnam War.

MK Ultra sadly was not without worthless liberal controversy. The communist sympathizing Democrat Party made information about MK Ultra public due to its perceived “anti-constitutional nature” and violations against the 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments. But such “evidence” against these violations of civil rights are only anecdotal, which means it is meaningless conjecture. If anyone was truly harmed over these studies, people would be much more aware then they are currently, and they are not. MK Ultra was a series of top secret experiments meant to strengthen the American nation and family at home. In fact, one can argue that participating in MK Ultra meant you were a devoted patriot willing to do whatever it takes for America to have an edge over all the other worthless and benign countries on the planet that might try to overthrow us one day when we’re not looking, like Albania or the Dominican Republic. As the Boy Scouts CEO Jeffery Epstein once said, “It is better to be informed and prepared rather than be naked and unarmed in conflict with the enemy”.

National Defense and the funding to outside private corporate mercenary friends like Academi/Blackwater or Lockheed Martin are some of the biggest defenders of our liberty and freedom, protecting our Democracy from fascism. These companies, with help from the trustworthy Central Intelligence Agency, can easily restart the research on MK Ultra projects, and with the latest technology getting better and better, it is only a matter of time until we can have successful mind control experiments to defeat Godless Barbaric Terrorism and convince the world that capitalism is a much smarter idea than socialism.

People need to learn how to trust their government, and that they will always be defended against the forces of evil. If government wanted to conduct scientific experiments unethically and vaguely not totally illegal towards its people, then it would be done for a just cause. Every American citizen has a mortal duty to defend and help our country against the various wars that threaten its existence. We should not be worried about pedantic moral guardians telling us what to do and how to think. Once Project MK Ultra is back into swing, we should feel more secure then ever knowing the government has its best interests in its people, their privacy, and their security.

Alexander Jones is a fierce investigative journalist dedicating to finding the real truth blurred by the mainstream globalist media. Alexander Jones is a strong advocate for libertarianism, liberty, and raw rib eye steak. In his spare time away from journalism, Alexander enjoys hunting and keyboard/synthesizer music. An animal advocate throughout his life, he currently owns five hunting dogs, two purebred horses, and two cats. Although he is an advocate for the survival of the fittest Darwinism, he is a Pentecostal Christian who always–ALWAYS spends time with Jesus and The Lord on Sundays. 

President Trump Condemns Barack Hussein Obama For Committing OBAMAGATE

Written By Sarah Napoli

The Barack Obama regime created horrifying conditions to the US economy that urged one of the greatest public television figures of the 20th century to run for office. That man, Donald Trump as we are all aware, had to fix a broken world that a broken, disturbed man created for him. The Obama Regime left the country in shambles, and his liberation of the QUEERS has created a movement of underground leftist militias that seek to “politically correct” any rational-thinking and bible loving Republican that threatens to speak out publicly against the leftist cabal and their social medias. President Trump decided to put an end to this stigma with his words, much like how he ended racism and the infamous Coronavirus. Trump was forced to do what no President had ever done once again by having to publicly condemn his predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama.

To the benefit of the Mainstream Media, President Trump courteously gave a public address in lieu of a celebratory parade to celebrate his tremendous accomplishments in solving the biggest issues of our time within his first term in office. It was during the middle of a diatribe against the ramifications of the United Nations controversial “Pro-Child Murder That Isn’t Strictly Abortion” policy that President Trump finally had to publicly condemn his antagonistic predecessor for committing, “The Biggest Crime In American History”. Aside from Obama Regime’s obvious on-record poor levels of liberty development and the inability to make a strong stance against terrorism, President Trump said that he received strong anecdotal and sacerdotal evidence that Obama has created an “OBAMAGATE” in order to create an info war against President Trump as an attempt to let the recently independent nation of Great Britain to overthrow our Democracy in order to benefit his personal bank account.

Being asked to clarify his comments, President Trump said that the Obama regime has organized this effort since before Trump took office.  President Trump also added that the crime was “very obvious, very dubbyaus [dubious?]” and that more will come out within the next couple weeks. Since this is obviously a counter-intelligence matter of significant detail being vigorously checked by the brave men and men of the CIA and NSA, we cannot talk any more about this “OBAMAGATE”. What we already know is damning, but what we don’t know, or of any unknown knowns, will be guaranteed to be worse then we think. And if it’s worse than what we think, and it’s not even what we think what we are thinking about is the worst, then it’s going to be horrific. That’s a level of treason hard to think about, which is why Leftists and liberals can’t understand basic realpolitik unlike Trump and his Kushner friend.

We can detail all of the problems created and intensely exacerbated by the Obama regime, but then it would stall our already complicated publication schedule. The OBAMAGATE, as it is publicly known, is already damning evidence given its massive popularity and outspread reach across the entire Internet. Given that the Obama regime left us with a long list of problems and illegal acts, it would make sense that many extra crimes, significant infractions and other violations of the Hatch Act could bury even more bigger and blatant acts of corruption that Barack Obama and his cronies committed in the dark. Now that President Trump appears to be given a green light to further detail these allegations within the near future, we should brace for the worst but also to be redeemed and grateful that a wunderkind businessman turned President is here to guide us from the shepherd we shall not want.

 

Sarah Napoli is the Women’s Issues (or lack thereof) And Gossip Correspondent of Bullshit News. Sarah is outside of normal sexual orientation and enjoys young adult fiction novels. Sarah does not want children but considers herself a “dog mom”, taking care of a young poodle (which is really a Schnauzer but don’t tell her that) she named “Eddie”. Sarah does not like coffee or tea, which are foreign inventions created to poison the bright minds of Americans.