Bullshit News Investigates: What Is The Clinton Foundation?

Written by Alexander Jones

Bullshit News recently disclosed that Bullshit News received an undisclosed amount of money from an anonymous donor to be funded for Bullshit News’s new investigative series. Bullshit News hired Alexander Jones, a former detective turned investigative journalist to produce original investigations for the public’s benefit. In his recent report, Alexander has discovered shocking truths the public forgot or intentionally ignored from the Clinton Foundation.

 

But before I can begin about the Clinton Foundation, I have to bring up the Supreme company. Supreme is a clothing company based in New York City which is coincidentally in the same city as the main headquarters of the Clinton Foundation. Supreme is a fashion brand company that is well-liked among the 18-35 and 13-18 demographics in America, the same demographics that voted for Hillary more than they did for President Trump. Notice something? Well, I did, so I had to look more into this sinister “Supreme” company that has no affiliation with the Supreme Court.

The Supreme company is one with vague business ties and curious cases of philanthropy that don’t disclose their donors or where the money in the “Supreme” company goes, a curious business model no different at all from the Clinton Foundation. Supreme claims to provide various forms of its brand logo, illustrated by a professional courtroom sketch artist below, in forms of commercial and consumer goods or so they say.

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Logo of Supreme, notice the C. Does it stand for copyright, or the Clinton Foundation?

I traveled to many stores in my nearby shopping goods area, and could not find any store or any product with the “Supreme” logo or related gear anywhere. I looked at every possible store including the massage parlors and hair salons to make sure this so-called fashion product wasn’t some form of illicit propaganda mind control device, or if they were even a real company, to begin with. I wasn’t satisfied with my brazen attempt to find the truth, so I looked up more shopping good supply areas in my nearby big city, Louisville, to find more “Supreme” stores or gear. After spending two more days looking at shopping malls and massage parlors, I could not find any single Supreme-branded device. To make sure I went to every possible business venue in the various areas I traveled to, I even went inside the liberal tourist trap known as “sex stores”. They did not even have, to quote the shopkeeper, “a supreme dildo nor a pair of supreme whips and chains”, whatever those are. It looked like I was out of luck.

Then, I hit a brick wall. Literally. I had to go to the hospital for a few weeks as all the investigation that I was doing regarding the Clinton Foundation stressed me out from the lack of sleep and peripheral awareness from working too hard to find the truth. Once I recovered and left the hospital, I looked at the sun and realized I found the link. The Clinton Foundation, an unscrupulous “philanthropic” organization that gives money to Godless barbaric Islamic terrorists and so-called “street artist hip-hop rappers” to “better and further venture the American public lifestyle”. Those two groups have another major elephant in the room in commonality with each other that doesn’t involve the Clinton Foundations’ money, and that is they are the biggest target audiences for the Supreme corporation. How could this be?

You see, Supreme is nothing more than a commercial front for the Clinton Foundation, which is infamous for its lack of transparency it shares with Supreme. Supreme owns no stores but owns various business ventures throughout America’s biggest cities, allegedly. The Clinton Foundation claims to help a variety of businesses and terrorist organizations but hasn’t been transparent with the specific numbers or even the names and locations of these so-called “businesses” that have received their aid. In my effort to find these numbers, I sent numerous emails to the Clinton Foundation, John Podesta (a name I’ve heard related to both the Clinton Foundation and Supreme), and Hillary Clinton herself. Sadly, I did not get any response back, and I’ve also filed numerous FOIA requests that have all been denied for ominous, unspecified reasons.

I was almost ready to move the issue of the Clinton Foundation into a cold case until I was given a mysterious phone call from an unknown number (according to my callerID device). A man with some form of vocoder called saying he was from an anonymous political front known as “The Carlyle Group” informed me that his political group owned Supreme and “a couple of shares” in the Clinton Foundation and warned me that the Clinton Foundation was a front for more international globalist ideology, an attempt to control the millennial cohort and warned me that if I tried to find Supreme or investigated further then what he just told me, “American soldier lives may be at stake”. As I aggressively inquired for more information, he hung up. Due to the respect of his relatively open nature for a liberal, I have decided to protect this source from public identification. But with the little that he revealed to me has opened a much deeper rabbit hole.

Neglecting that my own life is at a larger risk now than ever before, I found out “The Carlyle Group” owns half of the Supreme Company as a private equity company, a company that specializes in the economic principle of liberty. The Carlyle Group owns or has investments in many entities that allow America to function blissfully like Dunkin Donuts and Kinder Morgan. Their investments in the Clinton Foundation remain relatively minimal at the time of this writing (roughly 3%), backing what Charles Walton, who I deduced by various form of “googling” was my anonymous source, has said about Supreme and the Clinton Foundation.

There wasn’t much more I could find out about the Clinton Foundation beyond this information, but it’s more than enough to see the links between Hillary Clinton’s illicit business connections to her failed attempt at running for president. From my conclusions, it appears that Hillary Clinton wanted to become President of our United States to illicitly profit off of the lives of terrorism and the skateboarders that would vote for her. There is obviously a lot more to this story then what I have reported, so this remains an active case. I have already potentially put a few peoples lives like Charles Walton in danger but that’s the risk I have to take being a fearless investigative journalist living hellbent to uncover the untold truths in our world.

 

If you or someone you love may be a communist, a radical, a socialist, an anarchist, or if you think there is a cabal of elites trying to categorize the world or attempt to dismantle our countries’ unity, you can contact me or Don Kaftan (via donkaftan@bullshitnews.org ) from that email. Every American secret must be unveiled in order to protect our democracy from lurking threats that try to pry liberty from our God-given rights. We deserve to know the truth, we are Americans after all.

Alexander Jones is a fierce investigative journalist dedicating to finding the real truth blurred by the mainstream globalist media. Alexander Jones is a strong advocate for libertarianism, liberty, and raw rib eye steak. In his spare time away from journalism, Alexander enjoys hunting and keyboard/synthesizer music. An animal advocate throughout his life, he currently owns five hunting dogs, two purebred horses, and two cats. Although he is an advocate for the survival of the fittest Darwinism, he is a Pentecostal Christian who always–ALWAYS spends time with Jesus and The Lord on Sundays. 

Socialized Healthcare Will Kill Us All

Written by Gilbert Miser

The fiscally immoral Democrats are not satisfied with their power-hungry hands over the House and have been planning on finding more ways to take out the American population whether it’s by debt, taxes or public humiliation tours by Nancy Catholic Pelosi, Ilhan “The Bigot” Omar, or Barack Hussein Obama. The new generation of Democrats, admitted socialists, have decided to extremify every idea on the Democrat Party platform in order to dismantle our country and make ourselves weaker for Iran to start a war against us. Their latest idea on their extremist platform? Socialized medicine, which would exorbitantly kill more Americans from debt faster than any recession could muster. Allowing socialized healthcare on the population will cause a crisis in our country and may make America susceptible to more than just SARS.

What is socialized healthcare? To put it bluntly, it will raise the cost of all healthcare, including Medicaid and the total failure that is Social Security,  in order to provide “better” healthcare. If you’re a rational adult, you’ll know that the Democratic Socialist argument is riddled with hypocrisy and hyperbole. Firstly, America’s healthcare system is the greatest in the world, if it wasn’t so perfect, it would cost more. The healthcare system in America is reasonably priced and is aimed to be affordable to every American no matter the opportunity cost. In America, we have an economic concept called loans and everyone, including harlots left out to dry in the streets on a busy day, can apply for and be accepted to take out a loan. I know information about loans may be obvious, but Democrats never seem to care about the most marginalized people in our society, and if they cared about poor and/or homeless people, they would raise awareness about loans, if they cared about improving American society to begin with. Socialists argue that healthcare is ‘unaffordable” to those of “disadvantageous economic conditions“, which is a totally ludicrous argument in favor of the financially illiterate. Hospitals are not bankrupting people just to provide Theraflu and brain surgery, they are pillars of society dedicating to making sure people remain alive, and that’s a job that requires a lot of money. So why should governments give hospitals money to provide allegedly “better” healthcare with no evidence supporting their theory? It just doesn’t add up.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez inspired Sandinista-socialists have been advocating for a specific version of socialized health care that aims to increase our tax dollars in the name of socialized healthcare like she has done with the environment with her “Green New Deal”. Her plan is entitled “Medicare for All”, which involves increasing the taxes on everyone so these “economically disadvantaged” types can be entitled to free medicine. But why? We don’t let poor people take food for free, so why should they be entitled to take medicine away from the decent serving folk that doesn’t pollute the government with debt and disease. If poor people want cheaper healthcare, they should work harder, get that promotion at work (if they even work), and take a loan if needed, it’s what they’re there for. It’s not difficult to work hard in America, and if you can work hard in America, you can achieve anything. It’s almost as if socialists have forgotten how the American Dream works, and only focus on the ‘dream’ aspect of prosperity.

All of the most hideous nations in the world, Nazi Germany, Stalin’s USSR, Vietnam, Cambodia, Cuba, China, Yemen, and Albania all have one thing in common aside from housing murderous dictators that control far too much government in their control, and that is their ability to give their citizens socialized healthcare. Liberals will argue that this is “correlation without causation”, a vain attempt to sound like they understand how economics work. These countries offer socialized healthcare in an attempt to poison the citizens of their health, offer fictional remedies that allow infectious conditions to become worse because they don’t obey their nation as much as their government would allow. Prominent Democrats like the America-hating Ilhan Omar desire this form of government over the status quo because if Americans aren’t being poisoned for not voting for the Democratic Party, then they should. It’s another attempt for Democrats to poison the minds of the politically independent (cowards) and collude them into voting for them, and doesn’t make their socialism any different from all the other evil countries listed earlier.

And, although a minor point in the grand argument against socialized healthcare, allowing hospitals to become free will increase the already-long waiting periods to get admitted and treated for whatever ailment plagues them. Once healthcare is “free” or “low-cost” (a buzzword), just about everyone will go to the hospital (which will also turn into a “trendy” area for teenagers to hang out) to be treated of conditions that no one needs to go to the hospital over, like the common cold or vaccinations. And since everyone will be heading to hospitals like a new American pastime, no one will have any time for any medical treatment they would actually need. This will result in more death occurring in hospitals on one day than any single day of the War of Northern Aggression, the bloodiest war in American history. So you see, socialized healthcare will not save more American lives, it will harm much more and create new deadly environments for teenagers to run into an early unfortunate death.

We live in a dangerous new kind of America now, and despite President Trump’s greatest efforts to achieve victory, maximum liberty conditions and political valor, he must challenge the rising tide of socialism and anarchism that has increased over the years from the Democratic Party’s rebellion on itself for not being too radical. This all makes the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, a gigantic threat to the American establishment. Nancy is the center of the Democratic Party and the mouthpiece personification that is the opposition of American norms. Nancy will move this “Medicare for All” socialized healthcare plan forward in another evil attempt to take Republican lives, much like Obama’s authorization of opioids as “pain treatment medicine”. It’s clear that Democrats know nothing about science, medicine, or economics, and should not be seen as arbitrators of justice or intelligence. They present cruel practices to the American people done in linguistically clever phrases and sayings in order to attack Americans at their most vulnerable, in an evil attempt to get people to vote against Republicans. Shame on Nancy Pelosi, and shame on her new socialist friends that want Americans poisoned and wait a very long time period to be treated by their poison.

Gilbert Miser is the Bullshit News financial and economics correspondent. His billionaire parents both died under mysterious circumstances when he was two. As the only child, he inherited all of their wealth and became the youngest multi-billionaire in the whole world. He was formerly a major broker with Lehman Brothers and MF Broker before retiring from the banking industry to become a part-time writer for Bullshit News. He owns a Yorkie named “Gunner” in a Manhattan condo.