Written by Aaron Lau

It might be hard to believe, but there are greater threats to our country than the dumb evil scourge of liberalism. Each day in our lovely American society lies the threat that the international globalist bankers threaten to undue everything great that America stands for. The globalists have a neoliberal (it’s liberalism on crack, which is to say even zanier and still overtly wrong) viewpoint on “international finances”, such as the handling of third world countries with Structural Adjustment Programs (SAPs), which operate as loans to inferior weak nations. The globalists want to suck American money and put it into terrible third world countries that can hardly support themselves, let alone need the money. In short, the globalists operate a neoliberal agenda within our government with hand-in-hand cooperation with the United Nations to overthrow America as the #1 defender of freedom and liberty. This is wrong.

The globalists don’t care for your well-being or your “welfare”. They are power-hungry servants to an unknown group called “The Elders of Zion”, who threaten the future of our children on our lovely planet. The Elders of Zion want to undue America as a superpower and replace us with Canada, Russia or God knows what. No one is entirely sure where their real agenda lies, or their total membership. It is widely known that George Soros and Alex Jones are international globalists that threaten to dismantle the remaining fabric of America. Whether it’s through funding the SAPs and other UN projects to suck American money or peddle some fictional conspiracy theories on the World Wide Web, they work together to undermine the U.S. economic confidence and send us into another Black Tuesday. Their goals are primarily economic and pay no heed to their rhetoric, they want to fragment our country into a USSR-like state. They threaten socialism to us, something liberals would only dare to do but are too cowardly to enact.

What’s worse is that their scourge is not just found on the World Wide Web. We must be wary of globalist influences in our culture, particularly from Hollywood or other news outlets. Be cautious of what they have to advertise, because they want your money to go into some program for women in the Democratic People’s Republic Of Congo or wherever the hell. Soros and his globalist goons like Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson and the rest of the globalist Infowars/Breitbart “news clan”. They claim to represent the “alternative right” or the “Republican Party” but in reality want to destroy not just the God-loving Republicans, but the country as a whole. Do not listen to their partisan trash on the World Wide Web, they merely want money and to help the Elders of Zion, and possibly Russia as well.

Russia has a strong interest in globalism, as they are communists that want a “New World Order”. It’s sound science that the globalist network of the Alt-Right and Infowars are Globalist Russian shills as they never portray our beautiful America in any positive light. Their news is so, so negative that whenever they examine Russia (as a dialectic commentary against our FREEDOM and LIBERTY!!) they tend to downplay America’s role as globalist when in REALITY, America exports liberty to other countries at no charge and to the benefit of the social order that organizes our countries together. Crackpots like Mark Dice and Mike Cernovich often distort the truth in order to publish their insane antiquated agendas that support Globalism. These men are cowardly, they are paid by Russia to tear our country apart with their FAKE NEWS AGENDA! My fellow readers of our beloved American-supporting Bullshit News family, do not heed their words. They merely are Putin’s puppets to make America look fragile and undisciplined in order for the USSR to reform and strike us with nuclear weapons! These men are known liars and wife-beaters, they cannot find a job in America so they take it to be Putin’s lackey and spread disinformation (hence their “Infowars” moniker) to make us question our beloved country that stands for freedom and individuality.

This article merely lists examples of “globalists” that infect our news with lies and slander about how great America isn’t. It is one tiny parsec of anti-American propaganda that has risen in the past couple of years. I did not discuss the anti-American radicalization of Breitbart, because as we all know, Breitbart is fake news. They like to use the word globalist liberally and spread it around like spices on a tasty tender (MEDIUM RARE) steak. Don’t fall for Breitbart’s definition of globalist, they merely use it to cover their anti-Semitic beliefs and practices, which is a common Russian propaganda tactic. These are the globalists of disinformation that want to twist the word “Globalist” to mean something else, with an anti-Semitic slant. The real globalists, Alex Jones, George Soros, Vladimir Putin among others, are possibly bigger threats than the liberals that want our beloved President out of the White House. Don’t fall for their liberal and psuedo-globalist propaganda.

Aaron Lau is the Bullshit News specialist in Social Media, Internet, and other On-Line issues. He is faithful to his bride-to-be, Cindy Chieng. He enjoys ultimate frisbee and technology including video games but not the liberal propaganda-endorsed “fidget spinners” that are designed to spin Republicans to the left. He has an Associates’ in Information Systems from George Washington University and owns a Chow by the name of “Zappa”.