CUM Might Be Our Best Shot Against Antifa

Written By Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief

America is under attack by a variety of enemies each day. Not only do the Godless Islamic Barbarbian Heathens From Hell attack America from the outside, but America is constantly under attack by Antifa and other leftist radicals on the inside. There is a good reason Congress focuses on upgrading our defensive spending every fiscal quarter until terrorism is permanently eliminated from our global conscience. But until then, the fight against international and national terrorism is a battle of wits and maintaining the status quo.

Antifa, as we are aware, actively oppose societal norms and want to infect America to a nation of communism. Fortunately, it appears that Antifa may finally be fracturing. A new insurgent group within Antifa, the Communists Under Mutiny, or CUM for short, has splintered off Antifa and has established themselves as a fifth column. CUM formed as a reactionary group within a reactionary group due to a difference of philosophy. Some say the founders of CUM saw the light of Jesus and realized capitalism is the only way to live inside an unethical world full of socialism, while other members of CUM splintered off from Antifa due to the so-called “dirtbag left”, perhaps another splinter group inside the massively influential terrorist, fascist left. Their motives are unknown at this time.

Communists Under Mutiny, lead by their leader John Mackie, are open to right-wing ideas, otherwise known as intellectualism. Unlike their Antifa brethren, they support a free market, closed borders, and are open to Trump and Republican Party ideas, values, and ethics. Unlike their radical ancestors, CUM understands the need for bipartisanship while also acknowledging the Democratic Party is failing to work properly and is becoming a useless hull and burden on the American people. Perhaps CUM will be a force to reckon with inside the Democratic Party for years to come.

However defeating Antifa is not going to happen in one day. Rome may have fallen in one day to Istanbul Constantinople, but ideologies are difficult to kill. Especially murderous ideologies sympathetic to terrorist causes. Antifa has various strongholds across America, such as South Detroit and Puerto Rico, where they plan their latest rallies and burn American flags while they hymn Grateful Dead music with the hip hop. They want to change American culture and turn it into a pro-terrorist, anti-wealth and anti-conformist America. If any Antifa goons were to take a seat in the House, we could easily be one step closer to the end of the United States of America as we know it.

But sure, some Antifa-apologists will say that Antifa is nothing more than a bunch of hippies that want to wave their own flag. But that is the problem: that sense of anti-America non-conformism is a threat on our own very liberties. Antifa is pro-birth control, so they are anti-family. Antifa is anti-capitalist, and should they ever deal with the treasury or Federal Reserve we will be doomed as a nation. They don’t believe in money or reasonable healthcare access, they will drive the country to a grave faster than any Democrat with more fervor than the Barack Obama regime.

In any event, it’s beautiful to see CUM form from Antifa as radical groups battle it out to try and fight a real, strongly created ideology like conservatism. May CUM and Antifa battle each other while we can cheer from our high moral ground that conservatism will win at the end of the day. As long as CUM succeeds in its goals, Antifa will be threatened and maybe one day, disband for good. Until then, we must fund CUM and ensure their success as a new right-wing movement. Hopefully CUM may reign down upon America, so long as they maintain and keep their clean-cut conservative image of authority.

 
Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum. 

If Committing War Crimes Is Wrong, Than I Want To Be Right

Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Crime, as we all know is bad. War is also bad, but is a necessity in order for peace to exist, so we can put up with war. But as they say, two wrongs turn into a right, and the United Nations slur, “War Crimes” is in reality a justified defense against terrorism. And even if war crimes are wrong, and were allegedly involved against terrorists committing a terrorist cause, than that would also be justifiable. As a highly experienced combat veteran, I know that if I, or anyone I know committed a so-called “War Crime” against the evil Godless Islamic Terrorists, they will be highly commanded and become a folk hero. Was Johnny Appleseed a terrorist for committing war crimes? The answer is irrelevant, we all know who Johnny Appleseed was and why he is an American hero, the ends justify the means.

It bothers me to no end that our precious and beloved United States of America has been falsely accused of committing costly and “immoral” “war crimes” by the United Nations, an organization that includes Iran, Syria, Cuba, and Iraq as valuable members of their community. How can an organization that allegedly represents freedom and equality have such terrorist countries as its members? There is no possible way they can credibly accuse the world’s #1 country that exports freedom from committing “war crimes” against other countries, let alone individuals from other countries. The only reason to be cautious of the United Nations slandering the United States as a “war-crime committer” is due to the costly fines that would be hurtful to our national debt, something almost but not nearly as bad as the Democratic Party adding more and more towards it.

The United Nations often cites America’s proud and honorable combat heritage of using Enhanced Interrogation Techniques as a means to acquire intelligence and ultimately win wars. Some say tactics that fall under EIT are immoral and wrong. But war is wrong, which means that EIT therefore, are right. The U.S Military is the second most ethical military of all countries, only behind by Israel. But our military doesn’t need to be the most ethical or even second most ethical in order to be right. The U.S Military gets the results done, no matter what murky occurrences happen in the middle, the freedom to be given to other countries from the end result is always a net benefit to the world. There’s no need to look or overthink anything else, yet the United Nations and some of our nations most prominent liberals believe otherwise.

The only time America might have possibly committed war crimes must have been under the Barack Obama Regime. Obama wanted to enforce his apologies to terrorists across the world with a musical tour with non-American pop act, “U2”. The United States never negotiates or apologizes to terrorists and their sympathizers, but Barack Obama broke that promise when he admitted America had faults, or something to that extent. Obama then increased the national debt to numbers unfathomable to the human mind and desecrated our country with his immorberal logic. We are lucky to even have President Trump come in and clean up his mess within four years of office.

9/11 was horrifying, yet illuminated the nation about the terrorists who want to be where America is today or in 2001. The terrorists and their land recognizable to the United Nations have been actively committing an information war against America being a noble and just nation. They actively libel and slander America as being a country that’s immoral and corrupt, which is plainly false. How could America be morally corrupt and the second thing that we are a country filled of criminal terrorists? The Democratic Party is immorberal, wrong and evil but they are not 100% terrorists. The right countries, the ones that our “friends” ought to be standing up for America in acts of high slander, but remain quiet. This is the result of the U2-Obama apology tour, and these measures of foreign policy continue to harm the US today.

When you are falsely reminded that America is a nation that allegedly may have committed a war crime or two, ask yourself these questions. Who is calling America a country that commits war crimes? Do these people know the benefit of so-called “war crimes” that they cannot understand the measures that needed to be implemented in order for a positive end-result to happen? Do they know how to tie their shoes? People like to accuse other people of many false and incorrect things, that’s why libel and slander laws exist, but on the international scale, nothing is off-limits. Unless you commit one of those so-called “war crimes”, then you could pay an unnecessary massive fine that could make a man do the most heinous acts imaginable. But it wouldn’t come from an American soldiers hands, believe me.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

Why Do Democrats Hate The Police?

Written by Dan Shapiro

America was established in 1776 to protect our life, property, and liberty from anarchist thugs who would burn down England just to make a cup of tea. America was created with the foundation that law and order were greater than tyranny, if we all followed the law and orders from our beloved superiors, we would all be granted equal treatment, due process, and a right to pursue happiness. Would it surprise you that a small but vocal minority of outrage, all of it essentially liberal dogmatic rhetoric, is hatred spewed toward the police? The democrats have used the town of Portland, along with their Antifa soldiers as their rally cry against peacekeeping officers sworn to defend law and order. The results have been horrifying, for our police.

Portland has long been a city saddle-backed by socialists who want to gentrify their city into a communist, Scientologist, and antifa utopia. The Portland Police Bureau are the last bastion of American democracy left in Portland, defending the rest of the city by a Sacred Fence that draws the line between humanity and the godless Islamic barbaric antifa ‘protesters’. If the Sacred Fence were to collapse, god knows what could happen to our proud boys in blue. As liberals get restless over an already-cured influenza outbreak, they must have conceded that they will lose the 2020 Presidential Election to Trump already, and must act out against any and all authority at all costs, including some members of one of society’s most essential needs. The Portland Police Bureau having been getting a lot of mainstream media heat for using tear freedom gas to silence and disrupt dissenters from wrecking more havoc across the city with their mobilized activism and graffiti, wrecking property values and disrupting the status quo without a permit or due cause. This aggression against our policemen will not stand, and must be dealt with swiftly.

So why do Democrats hate the police, an organizational body that is meant to defend every last American from terrorism and communism? Is it from their hippie counterculture roots that must go against basic civil protection? Nancy Pelosi and her squad of goons have secretly wanted every big city in America to turn into San Francisco, a godless hellhole that must oppress even the poorest defenders by banning knives in all households. The result? San Francisco has now become a town like the old west, riddled with crime, poop, and vapid expensive real estate. These are the policies the Democratic Party want to use to overthrow your town into a state of Anarchic Godlessness. Portland, Oregon is their second phase of their plan to win the election. The Democrats believe that if you can desecrate the police and infantilize them, they can grab many criminal voters and force them to vote multiple times without legal scrutiny of the law and win the election. This may seem like a farce to you, but the DNC is run by a series of farce. It’s perfectly understandable to see how they nominated and ran an Anti-Christ for presidency.

In almost every other country, “defunding” or “abolishing” the police has lead to increased crime and criminal activity among cities or states with a reformed police program. Reforming the police will not work, neither will damaging their finances. Instead, we must love the police. We must worship the brave, tireless and never-ending stream of crime they fight each day to prevent from happening ever again. There is too much crime in our streets, and liberal activist socialist protesters are actively making the policemen’s lives worse and tougher by not obeying the respectful curfew laws and decorum bestowed onto them by our sacred protectors of property. The existence of antifa is to dethrone and obtain the powers the police have. If I remember reading from my multiple history textbooks correctly, that is precisely the definition of ‘tyranny’. Democrats love tyranny because it will let them do anything they want, like making their antifa troop soldiers pester our honorable police officers from doing their job.

Laws exist for a reason: to protect and defend. Similarly that’s the motto of most police bureaus across the country, for a reason. The police exist for our benefit, and if they weren’t doing their job, they will get fired and replaced by even better police officers. Actions against police officers, even if said protests are “peaceful”, actively harm police officers. They are as noble to our country as the mailman, local city politician or the grocery store owner. They are here to make our lives easier and make our problems go away quickly, and the stigma against police officers in our society is a campaign against America itself. The Democratic Party have made no secret how much they disdain our wonderful and mighty police officers across the nation. With the help of their Antifa comrades, they might push Portland into oblivion and total anarchy. The future of Portland may as well represent the future of America, will it be a godless antifa utopia devoid of police officers protecting the citizens from the good of their hearts, or will Portland become great again?

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on GOP Politics, the 2020 presidential elections, and Iran. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “own” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.

Leftist-Infused Cancel Culture Threatens The American Way

Written By Roger Goodmen

The Left have been very disruptive when it comes to election season this year. They invented a fictional pandemic to disrupt society and kill millions of jobs, permeated OBAMAGATE, and let Anti-Christ Superstar Joe Biden be their presidential nominee. But one of the most insidious and downright cruel political tactics Democrats have created recently has been a new chemical weapon in the cultural wars fight for society: the Cancel Culture. What sounds like an idea of ending a bad TV show, like some liberal abhorrent animated cartoon on at 7PM, Sundays at Fox, is really the spell of disaster towards any brave and daring conservative who seriously challenges the socialist status quo. Cancel Culture, to put it bluntly, is the new wave of Democratic Party sponsored fascism. And it will hit you when you least expect it and at its worse. If you try to call 911 for your own safety, prepared to be “canceled” by the leftist mob instead of being saved in the arms of a noble police officer.

Cancel Culture is when Democrats and their Godless Islamic Barbaric friends (terrorists) actively team up with each other to hide and bury the truth. They both hate the truth because it tends to be very conservative. For example, the Democrats wish to ‘cancel’ President Trump because of false allegations that he is a criminal, some sort of asset to Russia and/or USSR, his hair being sub-optimal, or that he personally ended racism with the help of Ivanka. Democrats are an easily irritable bunch, but are deadly when a group of them are together. A single Democrat cannot cancel a bold and daring American conservative opinion-holder who ‘triggers’ them alone, but when a Democrat gets their angry mob together, the results can be deadly and disruptive to his social/work life. Cancel Culture does not care if you are right, only if you are conservative with outspoken facts that do not care about Leftist feelings, thoughts, or prayers.

But while President Trump is uncancelable, many of our fellow proud American-reproducing patriots are not. The Cancel Culture mob does not care if you served our great military or personally killed Osama Bin Laden, they go straight for the jugular and will demand or enact castration to get their way. Their primary targets are intellectual conservatives, QAnon endorsers/followers, and anyone who wants to raise the status quo. They are not normal ‘lie down and die” liberals, they are the blood-thirsty socialists who will threaten you with their guillotines to earn their right of way. Families have been torn about, virtually destroyed over ‘cancel culture’ and its related debates. It is an epidemic on the verge of the Democratic Party-engineered opioid epidemic. It threatens our very well-being, and especially the free marketplace of ideas.

It is important to keep powerful people accountable, but ‘Cancel Culture’ is the very opposite. It intends to make the hegemony of liberal opinions/ideas/values to be higher than conservatism. Any conservative or otherwise freethinking Republican intellectual will be shunned or ‘canceled’ in public spotlight because they dare to have a different, much more powerful opinion than the Homo Erectus democrat plebeian. The liberals think they will be smarter if they get a group of them together at once, called ‘wolf packs’. The liberals use their wolf pack mentalities to overthrow Republican ideology, but this isn’t the sole reason why Cancel Culture is pernicious and detrimental to American democracy. Cancel Culture threatens to end conservative ideology as we know it with mob mentality threats and demands, what can we strong-minded and freethinking people do to confront this tide of authoritarian conformism?

It would be easy to ignore the mob, but then they will actively hunt and find you. They will find your workplace of occupation, and try to get you fired for “Karen”, a new term the Cancel Culture cult crowd uses to demonize any open-minded dissenter who dare upholds the status quo. The Constitution means nothing to these people, they are out for self-retribution and blood. The idea of being “right” to these leftists is conforming to their viewpoints, and alienating any aspect of religion or nationality to nothingness. It opens up a nihilistic black hole that creates a uniform culture much like the famous George Orwell book, Dante’s Inferno.

To fight back cancel culture, we must recreate our own conservative counterculture cancel culture. Any time an angry liberal from some LiveJournal website blogs against a righteous conservative like Lindsey Graham, we must “cancel” them back with equal force. To fight the political incorrectness of the so-called Cancel Culture, we must be intolerant towards it. We can no longer be tolerant towards the Cancel Culture, we must fight it at its source.  It is the very demon seed that can uproot an entire society to hell. We must save our America before the left infests it with too much Cancel Culture toxicity that forces our country to be wiped out by China or Albania. We cannot have a weak America, one that isn’t immune to the Cancel Culture. A strong America is one with high political incorrectness, and a fundamental desire to save any Democracy that may will need our help. We are the protectors of the world, we are not meant to be “canceled”, we are meant to lead the free world, cancelled or otherwise.

 

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.

 

If You Don’t Go To Church You Are A Terrorist

Written by Pastor John Mathewson 

Church is one of the most fabled and pure aspects of American culture. All of our great leaders and presidents (save for one) have gone to church in order to understand how taxes and Jesus work. Nowadays, the millennials and their offspring (The “Gen Z”) have long abandoned America’s old piety ways of understanding exceptionalism, and have decided to engage in terrorist activities to fight back against Jesus and his gospel of fun and influential stories.  No, the children today have decided that Antifa is more important to their lives than the Bible and Jesus Christ. They have renounced the good old ways of American living in exchange for godless Islamic barbarianism.

Our children adamantly refuse to go to church, and membership rates across the country have been trending downward as a result. As the millennial and gen z-ers defy the norms of tradition and lawfulness, their actions have consequences from the eyes of God. Children inadequately informed about proper handgun training in schools has lead them to be shot by those of the Islam adherence. The children are more than likely to have drug-addled brains. And they love drinking their coffee from Starbucks. The cult of anti-Christianity and their pro antifa views have made our children more susceptible to globalism, causing a major rot in their brains.

Nonetheless, we can avert all of this. ALL OF THIS with one simple and easy solution. Well, it’s not easy but it is the right thing to do. We need to bring our children back to church. Or bring the church back to the kids, I’m not sure which is more effective but the end result is the same. Once our children go back to church, they will clearly see the real horrors that Islam and antifa create on our society, and will learn to see the error of their ways. It’s the only way to get Satan out of their system.

To all the children reading this, desperately hoping to read or hear advice given to you by older, wiser people like myself: I know what rebelling against authority is like. When I was younger, I went to a Muddy Waters concert, and was dancing along those satanic rhythms of “Blues” until I learned the error of my ways when I went to church the week after. I learned that “blues” and “rock and roll” were both constructions created by the Devil to tempt our faith in society. That revelation shocked me more than Moses on the Temple Mount. That was the day I learned I had to become a pastor and tell people how to lead their lives the correct and prosperous way.

My final word to you children is this: it is not hard to do the right thing. The right thing is abandoning your rebellion tactics. Antifa isn’t going to save you, they will harvest your organs and sell them on the black market in order for them to pay off their legal bills. Godless Islamic Terrorism will only make you stray further from God’s light and puts you on the slippery slope towards Judaism. The world is a dangerous and disturbing place, but with Jesus and Church, the world illuminates a more peaceful path to gratification.

That and voting for President Trump in November, they are not mutually exclusive. If you don’t vote for Trump, the terrorists will win, and your absence in church is letting those same terrorists win. So please, contemplate to the bottom of your soul and let Jesus come into your mouth. Let his words flow into your veins beyond your throat. And swallow all the lessons of the Bible into your soul (and leave room for Jonah’s whale). Only when you can understand the virtues of Christianity and weekly church attendance will the youth can comprehend the horrors of antifa Islam.

Pastor John Mathewson is Bullshit News’s go-to Pastor, Religion, and Eschatology Correspondent. He accepts people from every denomination and religion into his church, including Wahhabis, excluding Buddhists. He has a golden retriever he loves and adores named “Johanna”.

President Trump Seeks Peace With The Blacks

Written by Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq 

There is no secret America has dealt with slavery in the past. It’s part of our history much like jazzball and the invention of firearms. Recently the Black Lives Matter movement, an anti-capitalist liberal militia located in an abandoned McDonalds in South Detroit, have decided to spread their gospel of hatred to folks across the country. Their motives are unknown, but we can’t assume it to be positive. These people have desecrated the American sacred covenant of capitalism, an act of war not that different from Japan bombing Pearl Harbor. With such animosity against the American people, President Trump has decided to finally intervene and create an amicable solution.

For those unaware of who the Black Lives Matter movement, “The Blacks” are a heavily armed militia of people whose goal is to achieve “liberation” against America for their alleged crimes against humanity. The BLM is also known for their extremely radical views supporting multiculturalism and the environment by means of “dialogue”. They claim that the dialogue is peaceful, but now they are ushering in more complaints, specifically against the finest institution America has set up, our police officers. The Black Lives Matter people are against the police, who only act to protect and to serve, and to some extent also prevent crime from happening.

The invention of the police is one of America’s greatest successes. Before the police existed, crime was rampant everywhere across every country that has ever existed in history. Peasants were literally allowed to steal from their kings and get away with it. There was no concept of “security” before 1776, which is scary to think about today. It was not until George Washington invented the “Minutemen” that a sense of protection was created to defend the Thirteen Colonies. One of these first minutemen, a man named Mike Watt and another man lost in history known only as “D Boon” were the first Americans to fight back the British and eventually secure our Independence. All of this would not happen without the police.

So now let’s go back to the present day, where the Coronavirus hoax continues to spread and Joe Biden has outed himself as the Anti-Christ hellbent on destroying America if he were to be elected President in November. President Trump knows he has a serious election to re-win, and the Blacks are an important voting bloc to advocate for. He knows the Black Lives Matter militia has been a pain to work with, but has decided to be amicable to them. Trump later detailed in a press conference,

I don’t know what you people want. I solved racism. I would have ended apartheid if I was president in 1989, but I wasn’t. What more do you people want? If you want a strong president to care about your people, I am here for you. I am here to hear for you. Trust me, believe me, Barack Obama was the worst president ever when it came to you Blacks. He lied to you like he lied to the country about 7/11. He was a traitor to our constitution and to our civil liberties. If you vote for Biden, you will vote for eternal repression and sadness. But if you vote for good ol’ me, I will give you more liberty and employment then you can possibly imagine. Do you like that, Al Sharpton?

However the Black Lives Matter militia response to President Trump’s demands remain unknown, yet hallow. All I can tell you as an expert is that President Trump has been endorsed by the Black Panthers when it comes to extraordinary success to the African American community at large. President Trump has helped African Americans receive jobs that produce a great amount of capital for the economy. Trump even has African American friends, “The Hombres”, as he likes to call them.

Hopefully a peace between our American peoples can be achieved sooner rather than later. It is unfortunate that we must be in arms against each other and not towards the Democratic Party establishment for creating unfair laws to generate massive inequality. If the BLM can listen to Trump’s pleas for peace rather than block highways and be feisty, perhaps we can all live in harmony instead of dissonant dissidence.

 

Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq is the Bullshit News historian and correspondent for black supremacy extremist groups. He has had a storied career reporting on European Affairs from Hungary and is the number one expert on extremism across the globe. Bullshit News is excited for his well-endowed knowledge on extremism, and its relation to liberalism. He earned his Ph.D. in Prague and became a lawyer in America. He is a naturalized citizen of the United States and resides in Houston with his dog, Jefferey.

Is Q and his ‘QAnon’ The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ?

Written by Mortimer E. Wallecaster

For those of you searching the Internets for your latest “Grubhub”, you might have come across a group of passionately devoted followers of Jesus Christ who call themselves the “QAnon(s)”. The QAnon group of devoted evangelicals is, to put it simply, a large group of patriots extremely devoted to President Trump and his teachings, as well as good ol’ Jesus. They call themselves QAnon in order to hide their identities from oppressive liberals that would hunt them down and convert them to the Nancy Pelosi ideology of pure evil and callousness under The Deep State. The Q’s as they like to be called, are some of the most vigorous and toughest allies of the Trump Administration in their war against the evil atheist immorberal ideology, but there is always more than meets the eye when it comes to QAnon.

The leader of the QAnon militia to plowshares movement is a man only known by the alias, “Q”. Q has strong parallels to Jesus Christ. Both are presumed to be in their early 30’s, both invoke the wrath of God if nothing correct comes their way, and we know nothing else about them. From the outside, it would be easy to deem Q and his anon followers of Jesus to be a ‘hoax’ when this is far from the case. QAnon is very much a real and important lobby of Republican voters who will go to bat against the evil Democrat Deep State Party and their desire to end America as we know it. These followers rally with slogans such as “Where We Go One We Go All” (whatever the hell that means),  “The Storm” a hopeful event where the Deep State is overthrown in a tidal storm, and “The Great Awakening” which refers to President Trump’s inevitable reelection.

While the QAnon movement is full of people who will be our future politicians and civic leaders, Q only seems to talk in cryptic riddles to hide their identity, only posting to an imageboard-like website of what appears to be a Xanga. We’ve requested interviews with Q, to no response. It’s unfortunate we can’t hear the beautiful James Baldwin-esque prose of these young Republicans. It is therefore safe to assume that “Q” is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Never in my 106 (approaching 107 this month) years of living on God’s green Earth have I ever encountered such poetry that has touched my soul since Casey At The Bat. His words have galvanized a new base within the Republican Party full of brave men and women whose only politics consist of truthiness.

The main antagonist to Q and his “anons” are the very real threat that is The Deep State. The Deep State is a long-running hidden government organization within another hidden counter-intelligence government department that engage in elaborate tactics the common American is unaware about. These tactics mostly include general Democratic Party racketeering and as QAnon followers allege, is the center of a massive pedophile ring across the United States. Since the Deep State works in secrecy it is hard to validate the veracity, unless you believe and worship Jesus Christ 2.0, Q. Q admits he is a member of “The Deep State” and that he must communicate his messages anonymously onto the Internet in order for people to be aware that the Deep State exists and is actively harmful to us all. Does this all remind you of a heavenly figure named Jesus Christ? The parallels don’t stop there.

Jesus Christ was also involved in a hidden government organization within another hidden counter-intelligence government department within the Roman Empire. Jesus Christ claimed WAS the Second Coming of the Messiah to the Jewish People.  Jesus Christ was operating under the Catholic Empire, the Deep State of its era. Jesus had to spread his messages in hiding or be subject to Judeo-Roman tyranny. Not to mention the pedophile ring that occurred in the Roman Empire. Yes, these stories are too odd to be so coincidental So similar in fact the Texas Sharpshooter fallacy cannot even apply. Q, much more likely than it can be unlikely, is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ that we were told about in The Bible. If this were not the case, Q would not be able to spread his Xanga iambic pentameter prose on the Internet. And without Jesus, Q could not possibly exist. They are symbiotic, which means there is danger at our door.

We must devote all our resources into finding and dissolving this Deep State, for Q’s sake. President Trump was elected to solve tough problems, and the Deep State is a significantly deep problem that must be stopped to save our State. No longer should we tolerate shadowy government figures that hide in bureaucracy in heavily windowed buildings, for they are the operatives of the Democratic Party and possible Catholics. These Deep State figures not only tried to revive Jeffery Epstein but were definitely collaborators of OBAMAGATE. President Trump cannot do this alone, we must expose the Deep State by worshiping Jesus Christ every Sunday!! WE DO THIS FOR GOD!!!!

 
Mortimer E. Wallacaster is the Bullshit News correspondent on history and contemporary cultural matters. He is a retired risk analyst from Goldman Sachs, and is loving retirement and every minute of it! Born under a full moon on June 26th, 1913, Mortimer has lived through two World Wars, and the Middle East thing that’s been happening over the years. Mortimer was once a minor league pitcher for the Boston Beaneaters and threw 47 complete games in a month allowing only nine earned runs.