Month: July 2020

CUM Might Be Our Best Shot Against Antifa

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Written By Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief

America is under attack by a variety of enemies each day. Not only do the Godless Islamic Barbarbian Heathens From Hell attack America from the outside, but America is constantly under attack by Antifa and other leftist radicals on the inside. There is a good reason Congress focuses on upgrading our defensive spending every fiscal quarter until terrorism is permanently eliminated from our global conscience. But until then, the fight against international and national terrorism is a battle of wits and maintaining the status quo.

Antifa, as we are aware, actively oppose societal norms and want to infect America to a nation of communism. Fortunately, it appears that Antifa may finally be fracturing. A new insurgent group within Antifa, the Communists Under Mutiny, or CUM for short, has splintered off Antifa and has established themselves as a fifth column. CUM formed as a reactionary group within a reactionary group due to a difference of philosophy. Some say the founders of CUM saw the light of Jesus and realized capitalism is the only way to live inside an unethical world full of socialism, while other members of CUM splintered off from Antifa due to the so-called “dirtbag left”, perhaps another splinter group inside the massively influential terrorist, fascist left. Their motives are unknown at this time.

Communists Under Mutiny, lead by their leader John Mackie, are open to right-wing ideas, otherwise known as intellectualism. Unlike their Antifa brethren, they support a free market, closed borders, and are open to Trump and Republican Party ideas, values, and ethics. Unlike their radical ancestors, CUM understands the need for bipartisanship while also acknowledging the Democratic Party is failing to work properly and is becoming a useless hull and burden on the American people. Perhaps CUM will be a force to reckon with inside the Democratic Party for years to come.

However defeating Antifa is not going to happen in one day. Rome may have fallen in one day to Istanbul Constantinople, but ideologies are difficult to kill. Especially murderous ideologies sympathetic to terrorist causes. Antifa has various strongholds across America, such as South Detroit and Puerto Rico, where they plan their latest rallies and burn American flags while they hymn Grateful Dead music with the hip hop. They want to change American culture and turn it into a pro-terrorist, anti-wealth and anti-conformist America. If any Antifa goons were to take a seat in the House, we could easily be one step closer to the end of the United States of America as we know it.

But sure, some Antifa-apologists will say that Antifa is nothing more than a bunch of hippies that want to wave their own flag. But that is the problem: that sense of anti-America non-conformism is a threat on our own very liberties. Antifa is pro-birth control, so they are anti-family. Antifa is anti-capitalist, and should they ever deal with the treasury or Federal Reserve we will be doomed as a nation. They don’t believe in money or reasonable healthcare access, they will drive the country to a grave faster than any Democrat with more fervor than the Barack Obama regime.

In any event, it’s beautiful to see CUM form from Antifa as radical groups battle it out to try and fight a real, strongly created ideology like conservatism. May CUM and Antifa battle each other while we can cheer from our high moral ground that conservatism will win at the end of the day. As long as CUM succeeds in its goals, Antifa will be threatened and maybe one day, disband for good. Until then, we must fund CUM and ensure their success as a new right-wing movement. Hopefully CUM may reign down upon America, so long as they maintain and keep their clean-cut conservative image of authority.

 
Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum. 

If Committing War Crimes Is Wrong, Than I Want To Be Right

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Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Crime, as we all know is bad. War is also bad, but is a necessity in order for peace to exist, so we can put up with war. But as they say, two wrongs turn into a right, and the United Nations slur, “War Crimes” is in reality a justified defense against terrorism. And even if war crimes are wrong, and were allegedly involved against terrorists committing a terrorist cause, than that would also be justifiable. As a highly experienced combat veteran, I know that if I, or anyone I know committed a so-called “War Crime” against the evil Godless Islamic Terrorists, they will be highly commanded and become a folk hero. Was Johnny Appleseed a terrorist for committing war crimes? The answer is irrelevant, we all know who Johnny Appleseed was and why he is an American hero, the ends justify the means.

It bothers me to no end that our precious and beloved United States of America has been falsely accused of committing costly and “immoral” “war crimes” by the United Nations, an organization that includes Iran, Syria, Cuba, and Iraq as valuable members of their community. How can an organization that allegedly represents freedom and equality have such terrorist countries as its members? There is no possible way they can credibly accuse the world’s #1 country that exports freedom from committing “war crimes” against other countries, let alone individuals from other countries. The only reason to be cautious of the United Nations slandering the United States as a “war-crime committer” is due to the costly fines that would be hurtful to our national debt, something almost but not nearly as bad as the Democratic Party adding more and more towards it.

The United Nations often cites America’s proud and honorable combat heritage of using Enhanced Interrogation Techniques as a means to acquire intelligence and ultimately win wars. Some say tactics that fall under EIT are immoral and wrong. But war is wrong, which means that EIT therefore, are right. The U.S Military is the second most ethical military of all countries, only behind by Israel. But our military doesn’t need to be the most ethical or even second most ethical in order to be right. The U.S Military gets the results done, no matter what murky occurrences happen in the middle, the freedom to be given to other countries from the end result is always a net benefit to the world. There’s no need to look or overthink anything else, yet the United Nations and some of our nations most prominent liberals believe otherwise.

The only time America might have possibly committed war crimes must have been under the Barack Obama Regime. Obama wanted to enforce his apologies to terrorists across the world with a musical tour with non-American pop act, “U2”. The United States never negotiates or apologizes to terrorists and their sympathizers, but Barack Obama broke that promise when he admitted America had faults, or something to that extent. Obama then increased the national debt to numbers unfathomable to the human mind and desecrated our country with his immorberal logic. We are lucky to even have President Trump come in and clean up his mess within four years of office.

9/11 was horrifying, yet illuminated the nation about the terrorists who want to be where America is today or in 2001. The terrorists and their land recognizable to the United Nations have been actively committing an information war against America being a noble and just nation. They actively libel and slander America as being a country that’s immoral and corrupt, which is plainly false. How could America be morally corrupt and the second thing that we are a country filled of criminal terrorists? The Democratic Party is immorberal, wrong and evil but they are not 100% terrorists. The right countries, the ones that our “friends” ought to be standing up for America in acts of high slander, but remain quiet. This is the result of the U2-Obama apology tour, and these measures of foreign policy continue to harm the US today.

When you are falsely reminded that America is a nation that allegedly may have committed a war crime or two, ask yourself these questions. Who is calling America a country that commits war crimes? Do these people know the benefit of so-called “war crimes” that they cannot understand the measures that needed to be implemented in order for a positive end-result to happen? Do they know how to tie their shoes? People like to accuse other people of many false and incorrect things, that’s why libel and slander laws exist, but on the international scale, nothing is off-limits. Unless you commit one of those so-called “war crimes”, then you could pay an unnecessary massive fine that could make a man do the most heinous acts imaginable. But it wouldn’t come from an American soldiers hands, believe me.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

Why Do Democrats Hate The Police?

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Written by Dan Shapiro

America was established in 1776 to protect our life, property, and liberty from anarchist thugs who would burn down England just to make a cup of tea. America was created with the foundation that law and order were greater than tyranny, if we all followed the law and orders from our beloved superiors, we would all be granted equal treatment, due process, and a right to pursue happiness. Would it surprise you that a small but vocal minority of outrage, all of it essentially liberal dogmatic rhetoric, is hatred spewed toward the police? The democrats have used the town of Portland, along with their Antifa soldiers as their rally cry against peacekeeping officers sworn to defend law and order. The results have been horrifying, for our police.

Portland has long been a city saddle-backed by socialists who want to gentrify their city into a communist, Scientologist, and antifa utopia. The Portland Police Bureau are the last bastion of American democracy left in Portland, defending the rest of the city by a Sacred Fence that draws the line between humanity and the godless Islamic barbaric antifa ‘protesters’. If the Sacred Fence were to collapse, god knows what could happen to our proud boys in blue. As liberals get restless over an already-cured influenza outbreak, they must have conceded that they will lose the 2020 Presidential Election to Trump already, and must act out against any and all authority at all costs, including some members of one of society’s most essential needs. The Portland Police Bureau having been getting a lot of mainstream media heat for using tear freedom gas to silence and disrupt dissenters from wrecking more havoc across the city with their mobilized activism and graffiti, wrecking property values and disrupting the status quo without a permit or due cause. This aggression against our policemen will not stand, and must be dealt with swiftly.

So why do Democrats hate the police, an organizational body that is meant to defend every last American from terrorism and communism? Is it from their hippie counterculture roots that must go against basic civil protection? Nancy Pelosi and her squad of goons have secretly wanted every big city in America to turn into San Francisco, a godless hellhole that must oppress even the poorest defenders by banning knives in all households. The result? San Francisco has now become a town like the old west, riddled with crime, poop, and vapid expensive real estate. These are the policies the Democratic Party want to use to overthrow your town into a state of Anarchic Godlessness. Portland, Oregon is their second phase of their plan to win the election. The Democrats believe that if you can desecrate the police and infantilize them, they can grab many criminal voters and force them to vote multiple times without legal scrutiny of the law and win the election. This may seem like a farce to you, but the DNC is run by a series of farce. It’s perfectly understandable to see how they nominated and ran an Anti-Christ for presidency.

In almost every other country, “defunding” or “abolishing” the police has lead to increased crime and criminal activity among cities or states with a reformed police program. Reforming the police will not work, neither will damaging their finances. Instead, we must love the police. We must worship the brave, tireless and never-ending stream of crime they fight each day to prevent from happening ever again. There is too much crime in our streets, and liberal activist socialist protesters are actively making the policemen’s lives worse and tougher by not obeying the respectful curfew laws and decorum bestowed onto them by our sacred protectors of property. The existence of antifa is to dethrone and obtain the powers the police have. If I remember reading from my multiple history textbooks correctly, that is precisely the definition of ‘tyranny’. Democrats love tyranny because it will let them do anything they want, like making their antifa troop soldiers pester our honorable police officers from doing their job.

Laws exist for a reason: to protect and defend. Similarly that’s the motto of most police bureaus across the country, for a reason. The police exist for our benefit, and if they weren’t doing their job, they will get fired and replaced by even better police officers. Actions against police officers, even if said protests are “peaceful”, actively harm police officers. They are as noble to our country as the mailman, local city politician or the grocery store owner. They are here to make our lives easier and make our problems go away quickly, and the stigma against police officers in our society is a campaign against America itself. The Democratic Party have made no secret how much they disdain our wonderful and mighty police officers across the nation. With the help of their Antifa comrades, they might push Portland into oblivion and total anarchy. The future of Portland may as well represent the future of America, will it be a godless antifa utopia devoid of police officers protecting the citizens from the good of their hearts, or will Portland become great again?

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on GOP Politics, the 2020 presidential elections, and Iran. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “own” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.

Leftist-Infused Cancel Culture Threatens The American Way

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Written By Roger Goodmen

The Left have been very disruptive when it comes to election season this year. They invented a fictional pandemic to disrupt society and kill millions of jobs, permeated OBAMAGATE, and let Anti-Christ Superstar Joe Biden be their presidential nominee. But one of the most insidious and downright cruel political tactics Democrats have created recently has been a new chemical weapon in the cultural wars fight for society: the Cancel Culture. What sounds like an idea of ending a bad TV show, like some liberal abhorrent animated cartoon on at 7PM, Sundays at Fox, is really the spell of disaster towards any brave and daring conservative who seriously challenges the socialist status quo. Cancel Culture, to put it bluntly, is the new wave of Democratic Party sponsored fascism. And it will hit you when you least expect it and at its worse. If you try to call 911 for your own safety, prepared to be “canceled” by the leftist mob instead of being saved in the arms of a noble police officer.

Cancel Culture is when Democrats and their Godless Islamic Barbaric friends (terrorists) actively team up with each other to hide and bury the truth. They both hate the truth because it tends to be very conservative. For example, the Democrats wish to ‘cancel’ President Trump because of false allegations that he is a criminal, some sort of asset to Russia and/or USSR, his hair being sub-optimal, or that he personally ended racism with the help of Ivanka. Democrats are an easily irritable bunch, but are deadly when a group of them are together. A single Democrat cannot cancel a bold and daring American conservative opinion-holder who ‘triggers’ them alone, but when a Democrat gets their angry mob together, the results can be deadly and disruptive to his social/work life. Cancel Culture does not care if you are right, only if you are conservative with outspoken facts that do not care about Leftist feelings, thoughts, or prayers.

But while President Trump is uncancelable, many of our fellow proud American-reproducing patriots are not. The Cancel Culture mob does not care if you served our great military or personally killed Osama Bin Laden, they go straight for the jugular and will demand or enact castration to get their way. Their primary targets are intellectual conservatives, QAnon endorsers/followers, and anyone who wants to raise the status quo. They are not normal ‘lie down and die” liberals, they are the blood-thirsty socialists who will threaten you with their guillotines to earn their right of way. Families have been torn about, virtually destroyed over ‘cancel culture’ and its related debates. It is an epidemic on the verge of the Democratic Party-engineered opioid epidemic. It threatens our very well-being, and especially the free marketplace of ideas.

It is important to keep powerful people accountable, but ‘Cancel Culture’ is the very opposite. It intends to make the hegemony of liberal opinions/ideas/values to be higher than conservatism. Any conservative or otherwise freethinking Republican intellectual will be shunned or ‘canceled’ in public spotlight because they dare to have a different, much more powerful opinion than the Homo Erectus democrat plebeian. The liberals think they will be smarter if they get a group of them together at once, called ‘wolf packs’. The liberals use their wolf pack mentalities to overthrow Republican ideology, but this isn’t the sole reason why Cancel Culture is pernicious and detrimental to American democracy. Cancel Culture threatens to end conservative ideology as we know it with mob mentality threats and demands, what can we strong-minded and freethinking people do to confront this tide of authoritarian conformism?

It would be easy to ignore the mob, but then they will actively hunt and find you. They will find your workplace of occupation, and try to get you fired for “Karen”, a new term the Cancel Culture cult crowd uses to demonize any open-minded dissenter who dare upholds the status quo. The Constitution means nothing to these people, they are out for self-retribution and blood. The idea of being “right” to these leftists is conforming to their viewpoints, and alienating any aspect of religion or nationality to nothingness. It opens up a nihilistic black hole that creates a uniform culture much like the famous George Orwell book, Dante’s Inferno.

To fight back cancel culture, we must recreate our own conservative counterculture cancel culture. Any time an angry liberal from some LiveJournal website blogs against a righteous conservative like Lindsey Graham, we must “cancel” them back with equal force. To fight the political incorrectness of the so-called Cancel Culture, we must be intolerant towards it. We can no longer be tolerant towards the Cancel Culture, we must fight it at its source.  It is the very demon seed that can uproot an entire society to hell. We must save our America before the left infests it with too much Cancel Culture toxicity that forces our country to be wiped out by China or Albania. We cannot have a weak America, one that isn’t immune to the Cancel Culture. A strong America is one with high political incorrectness, and a fundamental desire to save any Democracy that may will need our help. We are the protectors of the world, we are not meant to be “canceled”, we are meant to lead the free world, cancelled or otherwise.

 

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.