The Twisted Leftist Invention Of White Privilege

Written By Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire

When I try to indulge myself in initiating a debate against a socialist loser, they often lose their arguments and go out of their way to insulting me for being a White American male. They define this insult as “white privilege”, or saying that because I’ve been in an American society far longer then they (appear to) have, then I need to check my so-called “privilege”. While I chuckled to myself that they could not muster an intellectual argument against me, I noticed something. This is actually how the liberal mentality works: if they run out of ways to support their ideology, then they decry to their opponent that his life is somehow easier to live then as an African-American. Liberals, experts in refuting logic, have gone into total non-sequitur bonkers from the election of President Donald Trump and still refuse to face reality. This has given a rise of the “white privilege” argument, or how conservatives are demonized for being who they are and supporting their president like any good American does.

Let us debunk the “white privilege” movement. Being white is just one of the many races you can be in America, and you are no different from any other American if you’re not white. There are Hispanic Americans and even Asian American that exist within the United States. Everyone in America is equally privileged because they are living in America equally. The idea that one race is “better” or more privileged than the other is ludicrous. The more people think of this “white privilege”, the more liberals feel empowered to take down conservatives. That cannot happen. Liberals cannot fight with their hands because they are vegetarian, or God forbid a “vegan”. They are too weak to run for president competently and have to rely on little old ladies like Hillary “I committed treason in Benghazi” Clinton or the old and rusty socialist Eugene V. Debs for president. Democrats cannot find a youthful, exuberant and energetic president like Republicans do, which explains why they lose elections. Their arguments self-destruct halfway through (seeing them break down into inferior emotions is always good for a laugh) and then they get to the white privilege mode.

Such “…but your white privilege” liberals are claiming a “holier than thou” moment because they might have a black friend or three, which is such a racist way of going around a logical argument. Thanks to Donald Trump’s racism ban, liberals cannot follow this logic anymore or face a steep prison sentence. Some internet denizens call these people “social justice warriors” but they are only one of those three words: social. They do not seek justice because they want to throw the president, a man above the law, into prison for talking to Putin maybe one or two dozen times. They are not warriors because they are Democrats, and do not play for the Golden State Warriors basketball team. They are definitely social, but not often in a positive light.

“White privilege” is a tool to demonize the “people of color” (IE: Non-whites) to make them feel like they cannot achieve the same liberties as white Americans can. While this could be true maybe one hundred years ago or so, but since racism is over and has been for under a month or so, we do not need to worry about this pseudo-argument anymore. It’s now racist to bring up white privilege because it implies white people are better than non-white Americans.  Everyone is back on an even playing field again, not having to worry about the color of their skin for some affirmative action policies for a job or college. We are all Americans, and that’s what matters the most in our lives.

Trust me, I’m a doctor and a lawyer.

Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire is Bullshit News’s legal scholar and property management expert witness for a side-gig. He spent a long time in college and law school to be properly educated about serious subjects like tax codes and property law related subjects like privacy. After law school, he decided he wanted to learn more about life and became a doctor. He is a lifelong member of the Federalist Society and the National Rifle Association.


BREAKING: Racism Is Over

Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-In-Chief, and Founder

President Donald Trump has issued an executive order declaring that the war on racism is now over, with the evil racist communists losing. This is now one of President Donald Trump’s most significant accomplishments and victories to date. Now Blacks, Reds, Asians, Jews, Hispanics, Mexicans, and White Americans can all peacefully coexist without having to bother or insult each other based on the skin they are born with. It was only fifty years ago this year that the Civil Rights Act was passed in a failed liberal effort to end racism, which in reality only inspired riotings, lootings, and lynchings in every mall and suburb in America. But now we can at long last put our past aside and focus working on the now: Making America Great Again.

President Trump also gave a speech during one of his rallies in Arkansas about issuing his executive order. Trump noted that he was the first president ever to take on racism, “They’ll have it in the papers: President Donald Trump was the president that finally brought down the whole racism deal. Ronald Reagan couldn’t do it. Bill Clinton brought back racism from its grave. Carter only gave bad deals and the Iranian government bombs. It was even too hard for former President George Bush. But I did it, I finally did it for you America! [crowd cheers] Racism is over! Take that Obama! Obama was too scared to approach racism, actually…I think in fact he was a racist! [crowd roars into another applause] He had to have been racist because he couldn’t end racism. But I did!”

Racists have decided that their cause isn’t worth fighting anymore and have conceded to President Trump that they are flawed liberals in need of re-education. The executive order forces anyone that still holds “abhorrent views on racialism” to be put into these re-education camps and forcibly learn their ways or face a maximum prison sentence. Racism has long been a problem in America ever since it was pointed out that it existed from a Martin Luther King Jr. speech about dreams or mountain tops of that variety. He wanted his people to be let go of the shackles of racism. He tragically passed away from a wound relating to a racist’s interactions with King. Rest in Peace, Martin Luther King Jr. We hope you can smile back at us now that we have solved your dream riddle.

Now for the Democratic Party, they are effortlessly doomed. No rational citizen will want to vote for a political party that didn’t end racism. What values do they really have? The only groups that want to pander to the Democratic Party now are socialists, unions, and Nazis. All strong morally repugnant populist groups. Perhaps they will continue to dwell on their racist “grassroots” strategy in an effort to steal voters from the AARP as well as their illegal voter fraud the Democratic Party construes to win House/Senate seats. Any smart citizen will realize the Democratic Party will only try to elect the most fascist candidates to office in an attempt to seize power for themselves forever. How ironic!

Fear not united by race American citizens, for the Godless Islamic plot in Syria remains a critical threat to the free world. America, as beautiful as she is exceptional, must be united against its other wars on Iraq, Afghanistan, drugs, poverty, illegal immigration, voter fraud, Christmas, random Middle Eastern countries that deserve it, Benghazi, cancer, trade, energy, coal, women, culture, and especially in Syria. With all these major wars to focus on it’s good riddance to racism, to say the least.

America clearly has bigger problems to focus on, especially in regards to the fake news epidemic that has been sweeping the nation for years now. Bullshit News wants to congratulate you on doing your job to preserve the status quo for the better Americans around us. We rely on your fanatical (and eventually financial) support in order to Make America Great Again. Keep reading about the good fight, and continue to make Bullshit News trend around the world. Thank YOU.

Don Kaftan is the founder of  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan was mentioned on William F. Buckley’s deathbed as future conservatives that speak the most truth to power. Don considers this to be the highest honor in the world after being married to his wife and being born into this world by the grace of God.