BREAKING: Racism Is Over

Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-In-Chief, and Founder

President Donald Trump has issued an executive order declaring that the war on racism is now over, with the evil racist communists losing. This is now one of President Donald Trump’s most significant accomplishments and victories to date. Now Blacks, Reds, Asians, Jews, Hispanics, Mexicans, and White Americans can all peacefully coexist without having to bother or insult each other based on the skin they are born with. It was only fifty years ago this year that the Civil Rights Act was passed in a failed liberal effort to end racism, which in reality only inspired riotings, lootings, and lynchings in every mall and suburb in America. But now we can at long last put our past aside and focus working on the now: Making America Great Again.

President Trump also gave a speech during one of his rallies in Arkansas about issuing his executive order. Trump noted that he was the first president ever to take on racism, “They’ll have it in the papers: President Donald Trump was the president that finally brought down the whole racism deal. Ronald Reagan couldn’t do it. Bill Clinton brought back racism from its grave. Carter only gave bad deals and the Iranian government bombs. It was even too hard for former President George Bush. But I did it, I finally did it for you America! [crowd cheers] Racism is over! Take that Obama! Obama was too scared to approach racism, actually…I think in fact he was a racist! [crowd roars into another applause] He had to have been racist because he couldn’t end racism. But I did!”

Racists have decided that their cause isn’t worth fighting anymore and have conceded to President Trump that they are flawed liberals in need of re-education. The executive order forces anyone that still holds “abhorrent views on racialism” to be put into these re-education camps and forcibly learn their ways or face a maximum prison sentence. Racism has long been a problem in America ever since it was pointed out that it existed from a Martin Luther King Jr. speech about dreams or mountain tops of that variety. He wanted his people to be let go of the shackles of racism. He tragically passed away from a wound relating to a racist’s interactions with King. Rest in Peace, Martin Luther King Jr. We hope you can smile back at us now that we have solved your dream riddle.

Now for the Democratic Party, they are effortlessly doomed. No rational citizen will want to vote for a political party that didn’t end racism. What values do they really have? The only groups that want to pander to the Democratic Party now are socialists, unions, and Nazis. All strong morally repugnant populist groups. Perhaps they will continue to dwell on their racist “grassroots” strategy in an effort to steal voters from the AARP as well as their illegal voter fraud the Democratic Party construes to win House/Senate seats. Any smart citizen will realize the Democratic Party will only try to elect the most fascist candidates to office in an attempt to seize power for themselves forever. How ironic!

Fear not united by race American citizens, for the Godless Islamic plot in Syria remains a critical threat to the free world. America, as beautiful as she is exceptional, must be united against its other wars on Iraq, Afghanistan, drugs, poverty, illegal immigration, voter fraud, Christmas, random Middle Eastern countries that deserve it, Benghazi, cancer, trade, energy, coal, women, culture, and especially in Syria. With all these major wars to focus on it’s good riddance to racism, to say the least.

America clearly has bigger problems to focus on, especially in regards to the fake news epidemic that has been sweeping the nation for years now. Bullshit News wants to congratulate you on doing your job to preserve the status quo for the better Americans around us. We rely on your fanatical (and eventually financial) support in order to Make America Great Again. Keep reading about the good fight, and continue to make Bullshit News trend around the world. Thank YOU.

Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan was mentioned on William F. Buckley’s deathbed as future conservatives that speak the most truth to power. Don considers this to be the highest honor in the world after being married to his wife and being born into this world by the grace of God.

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