Written by Dan Shapiro
America was established in 1776 to protect our life, property, and liberty from anarchist thugs who would burn down England just to make a cup of tea. America was created with the foundation that law and order were greater than tyranny, if we all followed the law and orders from our beloved superiors, we would all be granted equal treatment, due process, and a right to pursue happiness. Would it surprise you that a small but vocal minority of outrage, all of it essentially liberal dogmatic rhetoric, is hatred spewed toward the police? The democrats have used the town of Portland, along with their Antifa soldiers as their rally cry against peacekeeping officers sworn to defend law and order. The results have been horrifying, for our police.
Portland has long been a city saddle-backed by socialists who want to gentrify their city into a communist, Scientologist, and antifa utopia. The Portland Police Bureau are the last bastion of American democracy left in Portland, defending the rest of the city by a Sacred Fence that draws the line between humanity and the godless Islamic barbaric antifa ‘protesters’. If the Sacred Fence were to collapse, god knows what could happen to our proud boys in blue. As liberals get restless over an already-cured influenza outbreak, they must have conceded that they will lose the 2020 Presidential Election to Trump already, and must act out against any and all authority at all costs, including some members of one of society’s most essential needs. The Portland Police Bureau having been getting a lot of mainstream media heat for using
tear freedom gas to silence and disrupt dissenters from wrecking more havoc across the city with their mobilized activism and graffiti, wrecking property values and disrupting the status quo without a permit or due cause. This aggression against our policemen will not stand, and must be dealt with swiftly.
So why do Democrats hate the police, an organizational body that is meant to defend every last American from terrorism and communism? Is it from their hippie counterculture roots that must go against basic civil protection? Nancy Pelosi and her squad of goons have secretly wanted every big city in America to turn into San Francisco, a godless hellhole that must oppress even the poorest defenders by banning knives in all households. The result? San Francisco has now become a town like the old west, riddled with crime, poop, and vapid expensive real estate. These are the policies the Democratic Party want to use to overthrow your town into a state of Anarchic Godlessness. Portland, Oregon is their second phase of their plan to win the election. The Democrats believe that if you can desecrate the police and infantilize them, they can grab many criminal voters and force them to vote multiple times without legal scrutiny of the law and win the election. This may seem like a farce to you, but the DNC is run by a series of farce. It’s perfectly understandable to see how they nominated and ran an Anti-Christ for presidency.
In almost every other country, “defunding” or “abolishing” the police has lead to increased crime and criminal activity among cities or states with a reformed police program. Reforming the police will not work, neither will damaging their finances. Instead, we must love the police. We must worship the brave, tireless and never-ending stream of crime they fight each day to prevent from happening ever again. There is too much crime in our streets, and liberal activist socialist protesters are actively making the policemen’s lives worse and tougher by not obeying the respectful curfew laws and decorum bestowed onto them by our sacred protectors of property. The existence of antifa is to dethrone and obtain the powers the police have. If I remember reading from my multiple history textbooks correctly, that is precisely the definition of ‘tyranny’. Democrats love tyranny because it will let them do anything they want, like making their antifa troop soldiers pester our honorable police officers from doing their job.
Laws exist for a reason: to protect and defend. Similarly that’s the motto of most police bureaus across the country, for a reason. The police exist for our benefit, and if they weren’t doing their job, they will get fired and replaced by even better police officers. Actions against police officers, even if said protests are “peaceful”, actively harm police officers. They are as noble to our country as the mailman, local city politician or the grocery store owner. They are here to make our lives easier and make our problems go away quickly, and the stigma against police officers in our society is a campaign against America itself. The Democratic Party have made no secret how much they disdain our wonderful and mighty police officers across the nation. With the help of their Antifa comrades, they might push Portland into oblivion and total anarchy. The future of Portland may as well represent the future of America, will it be a godless antifa utopia devoid of police officers protecting the citizens from the good of their hearts, or will Portland become great again?
Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on GOP Politics, the 2020 presidential elections, and Iran. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “own” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.