Roy Moore Is Innocent, Hounded By Liberal Media Over Nothing

Written by Mortimer E. Wallacaster

The special election for the Alabama Senate seat occurs on December 12th is an unusually hotly contested one. The democrat, Doug Jones, is an acknowledged dead-man walking to receive unsolicited donations and other dark money from his “SuperPac” by the time his election is lost. Our new Republican senator from Alabama, Roy Moore, has been attacked by the rabid dogs of the mainstream media to delegitimize the Alabama Supreme Court Justice’s remarkable experience for the position. The liberals really want to elect a Democrat into office, which when I last recall was when Jim Crow was still alive, in order to invoke a civil war and find more ways to attack our democracy.

Roy Moore has been hit with scandals about allegations regarding sexual assault/harassment and even more bogus allegations about pedophilia. This is simply an attack on pious Roy Moore’s larger-than-life character. Which is very embarrassing coming from Demo-ugh Jones “professional” career in paralegal activities. Roy Moore’s character is better than some RINOS in office, putting “God first, family then country” which makes Moore morally more methodological than liberals. These alleged allegations of abuse “happened” over thirty years ago, so why bother hollering anybody about it now? The only answers I can think of are money and wanting to support the systemic crony-capitalist system Democrats want to abuse on the American people once again.

The future of Alabama must continue through Roy Moore, who has already guided the law-abiding state free from immoral and unclean forces of evil. The attacks on Roy Moore’s background and character are insulting from Democrats that are so desperate enough to win an election, in Alabama no less, by insinuating that Roy Moore is a pedophile. This is preposterous and abhorrent of a rival political party to repeatedly attack a politician and Supreme Court Justice no less as a “pedophile”. These sickening rumors have gotten to the Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to condemn Roy Moore over allegations. The law does not make decisions instantly, it waits for a decision to be crafted by the judge, and Roy Moore has not been tried or convicted of any wrongdoing, especially in regards to hurting minors, sexually or otherwise. It is pernicious to attack Roy Moore otherwise. If the allegations were correct, Roy Moore would be prosecuted, but this has never happened to him in his life, so such allegations are incorrect and patently offensive.

Alabama is going to have a bright future, and it will be in good hands over Roy Moore over that scoundrel convicted ebebophile Doug Jones. Vote for Roy Moore on December 12th, Alabama. Don’t forget to bring your voter ID!

Mortimer E. Wallacaster is the Bullshit News correspondent on history and contemporary cultural matters. He is a retired risk analyst from Goldman Sachs, and is loving retirement and every minute of it! Born under a full moon on June 26th, 1913, Mortimer has lived through two World Wars, and the Middle East thing that’s been happening over the years. Mortimer was once a minor league pitcher for the Boston Beaneaters and threw 47 complete games in a month.

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