Socialized Healthcare Will Kill Us All

Written by Gilbert Miser

The fiscally immoral Democrats are not satisfied with their power-hungry hands over the House and have been planning on finding more ways to take out the American population whether it’s by debt, taxes or public humiliation tours by Nancy Catholic Pelosi, Ilhan “The Bigot” Omar, or Barack Hussein Obama. The new generation of Democrats, admitted socialists, have decided to extremify every idea on the Democrat Party platform in order to dismantle our country and make ourselves weaker for Iran to start a war against us. Their latest idea on their extremist platform? Socialized medicine, which would exorbitantly kill more Americans from debt faster than any recession could muster. Allowing socialized healthcare on the population will cause a crisis in our country and may make America susceptible to more than just SARS.

What is socialized healthcare? To put it bluntly, it will raise the cost of all healthcare, including Medicaid and the total failure that is Social Security,  in order to provide “better” healthcare. If you’re a rational adult, you’ll know that the Democratic Socialist argument is riddled with hypocrisy and hyperbole. Firstly, America’s healthcare system is the greatest in the world, if it wasn’t so perfect, it would cost more. The healthcare system in America is reasonably priced and is aimed to be affordable to every American no matter the opportunity cost. In America, we have an economic concept called loans and everyone, including harlots left out to dry in the streets on a busy day, can apply for and be accepted to take out a loan. I know information about loans may be obvious, but Democrats never seem to care about the most marginalized people in our society, and if they cared about poor and/or homeless people, they would raise awareness about loans, if they cared about improving American society to begin with. Socialists argue that healthcare is ‘unaffordable” to those of “disadvantageous economic conditions“, which is a totally ludicrous argument in favor of the financially illiterate. Hospitals are not bankrupting people just to provide Theraflu and brain surgery, they are pillars of society dedicating to making sure people remain alive, and that’s a job that requires a lot of money. So why should governments give hospitals money to provide allegedly “better” healthcare with no evidence supporting their theory? It just doesn’t add up.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez inspired Sandinista-socialists have been advocating for a specific version of socialized health care that aims to increase our tax dollars in the name of socialized healthcare like she has done with the environment with her “Green New Deal”. Her plan is entitled “Medicare for All”, which involves increasing the taxes on everyone so these “economically disadvantaged” types can be entitled to free medicine. But why? We don’t let poor people take food for free, so why should they be entitled to take medicine away from the decent serving folk that doesn’t pollute the government with debt and disease. If poor people want cheaper healthcare, they should work harder, get that promotion at work (if they even work), and take a loan if needed, it’s what they’re there for. It’s not difficult to work hard in America, and if you can work hard in America, you can achieve anything. It’s almost as if socialists have forgotten how the American Dream works, and only focus on the ‘dream’ aspect of prosperity.

All of the most hideous nations in the world, Nazi Germany, Stalin’s USSR, Vietnam, Cambodia, Cuba, China, Yemen, and Albania all have one thing in common aside from housing murderous dictators that control far too much government in their control, and that is their ability to give their citizens socialized healthcare. Liberals will argue that this is “correlation without causation”, a vain attempt to sound like they understand how economics work. These countries offer socialized healthcare in an attempt to poison the citizens of their health, offer fictional remedies that allow infectious conditions to become worse because they don’t obey their nation as much as their government would allow. Prominent Democrats like the America-hating Ilhan Omar desire this form of government over the status quo because if Americans aren’t being poisoned for not voting for the Democratic Party, then they should. It’s another attempt for Democrats to poison the minds of the politically independent (cowards) and collude them into voting for them, and doesn’t make their socialism any different from all the other evil countries listed earlier.

And, although a minor point in the grand argument against socialized healthcare, allowing hospitals to become free will increase the already-long waiting periods to get admitted and treated for whatever ailment plagues them. Once healthcare is “free” or “low-cost” (a buzzword), just about everyone will go to the hospital (which will also turn into a “trendy” area for teenagers to hang out) to be treated of conditions that no one needs to go to the hospital over, like the common cold or vaccinations. And since everyone will be heading to hospitals like a new American pastime, no one will have any time for any medical treatment they would actually need. This will result in more death occurring in hospitals on one day than any single day of the War of Northern Aggression, the bloodiest war in American history. So you see, socialized healthcare will not save more American lives, it will harm much more and create new deadly environments for teenagers to run into an early unfortunate death.

We live in a dangerous new kind of America now, and despite President Trump’s greatest efforts to achieve victory, maximum liberty conditions and political valor, he must challenge the rising tide of socialism and anarchism that has increased over the years from the Democratic Party’s rebellion on itself for not being too radical. This all makes the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, a gigantic threat to the American establishment. Nancy is the center of the Democratic Party and the mouthpiece personification that is the opposition of American norms. Nancy will move this “Medicare for All” socialized healthcare plan forward in another evil attempt to take Republican lives, much like Obama’s authorization of opioids as “pain treatment medicine”. It’s clear that Democrats know nothing about science, medicine, or economics, and should not be seen as arbitrators of justice or intelligence. They present cruel practices to the American people done in linguistically clever phrases and sayings in order to attack Americans at their most vulnerable, in an evil attempt to get people to vote against Republicans. Shame on Nancy Pelosi, and shame on her new socialist friends that want Americans poisoned and wait a very long time period to be treated by their poison.

Gilbert Miser is the Bullshit News financial and economics correspondent. His billionaire parents both died under mysterious circumstances when he was two. As the only child, he inherited all of their wealth and became the youngest multi-billionaire in the whole world. He was formerly a major broker with Lehman Brothers and MF Broker before retiring from the banking industry to become a part-time writer for Bullshit News. He owns a Yorkie named “Gunner” in a Manhattan condo.

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