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The “Resistance” Is A Phony Russian Lie

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Written By Carlos Gutierrez

It is no secret a large percent of Americans, patriotic or otherwise, do not like our current commander-in-chief, our President, Donald J. Trump. Certain officials in the government have been accused of committing nefarious government misconduct and ethical mishaps, but every administration falls to this. It’s natural, it’s politics. There have been polls in the mainstream media that allegedly assume that President Donald Trump is widely unpopular, but all polls in the media reflect the past and not the present. And the present is what ultimately matters when it comes to presidential favorability. Did polls save Albania from total communism and the USSR? They did not. So let’s talk about the “Resistance” movement and their history associated with the Flat Earth movement.

The “Resistance” propaganda movement is created and organized by young Russian internet “trolls” called the Internet Research Agency that want to make President Donald Trump appear unnaturally unpopular so that immorberal Democrats and so-called “Never Trumpers”, ex-GOP members that refused to pledge loyalty towards the President,  can criticize the president openly in public and in opinion columns without fear. As with most Russian nonsense, what are these so-called people “resisting”? Donald Trump has only opened more entries towards freedom under his presidency, including tax cuts, and are we supposed to assume this “large number” of Resisters are not paying taxes in order to attempt a coup d’etat on the American government? Fat chance, Russia! This is one but many tricks the Internet Research Agency acts on to benefit Russia and try and steal American liberty.

As we bring up the Internet Research Agency, it is only right that we at Bullshit News must share an ethical disclaimer: The Internet Research Agency has attacked Bullshit News in the past, claiming that Bullshit News supports the Flat Earth movement in an effort to prove that our website is not loyal enough towards the American government, and invalidates NASA’s accomplishments in kicking Soviet ass in the 1960s under President Nixon. None of the stories regarding Bullshit News as a primary source or any source for “Flat Earth” news is false. We are a patriotic site for proud Americans, and the first such site available on the World Wide Web. The Internet Research Agency was founded earlier this decade. We have no affiliation or coordination with communism and teenaged “trolls”.

Other phony goals of the “Resistance” movement involve a desire to elect American socialist Bernie Sanders into office so that he may support the Russian government in an effort to bring America many new ice cream flavors, an action of outsourcing American jobs for brain-numbing socialism. Among other, more well-known issues on their platform involve the removal of the Immigration Customs Enforcement agency, raise taxes for everyone, and the installation of guillotines in every downtown American city or suburb. Their radical and ridiculous platform has caught the eye of the prized political market demographic of 18-35-year-olds, and captivated their attention, but not for too long. The 18-35 demographic group’s trends fluctuate wildly, and socialism can be viewed as a thing of the past for young urban professionals according to my analysis.

There is no coincidence that the “Flat Earth” movement has propped up at the same time as the “Resistance” movement. They are two projects under the same umbrella of the Russian government’s attempt to prevent capitalism from being the dominant social paradigm. Their long lost tradition of communism has prevented them from ever accepting even some of the most essential and common sense tenets of capitalism. Simply put, Russia cannot and ever will assimilate to the modern world. All Russia has is propaganda, and that’s more than enough to pretend to sow turmoil in America and give President Trump a hard time in the White House.

President Trump has done his best to counter Russia propaganda experts by meeting Vladimir Putin and telling him to stop his efforts, and according to President Trump, Putin did listen. Where do you see these “Resistance” people in public anyway? They are only an online digital presence, which makes it appear that Russia’s effort to create discord in America has failed. There is no Resistance, as everyone has enabled Donald Trump to become one of the best presidents America has ever elected. But expect this “Resistance” movement to prop up again anytime this year or next year, as the Internet Research Agency will ramp up its efforts to undermine President Trump and move America closer towards communism under Bernie “Supporter of the Sandinistas” Sanders.

Carlos Gutierrez is the Bullshit News correspondent on Criminal Justice Issues, Immigration, and Russian Propaganda. He was born in Corpus Christi, Texas and is as American as you or anyone else that isn’t Irish or Italian. Devoted to his local Catholic Church, Carlos is an active member of his community and goes to church every Sunday, before the Cowboys game. Carlos worked on the 2016 Ted Cruz presidential campaign before coming to Bullshit News.

Is The Democratic Party Colluding With China? (Yes They Absolutely Are)

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Written by Dan Shapiro

For too long, the Democratic Party has been accusing President Donald Trump of being a criminal with sinister ties towards the Russian government, which has long been jealous of the United States of America’s sheer might and our powerful and robust Democracy. These supposed “collusion” ties have never been proven in a court of Law or God, so it’s foolhardy to talk any further about Russia. But there remains a billion person elephant in the room for Democrats, only it’s not India. It’s China, a communist threat to the United States since 1949, and has usurped the USSR as America’s #1 threat. And yet, no Democrat including crypto-liberal Howard Schultz attempting to run for president in 2020 against Donald Trump have brought up China, just Russia, Russia, Russia.

If you ask me for an objective analysis, I think the Democratic Party is either scared of China or maybe they’ve been implementing conspiracy theories to the mainstream media about Donald Trump’s supposed “collusion” efforts towards Russia as a means to distract you, the average everyday ordinary American, from knowing about how Communist China funds the Democratic Party and its leaders to give them political life and support? Think about it. Remember when President Trump instituted a trade war with China nearly a year ago, and how every Democrat uniformly opposed Trump’s actions without any principals or seriously investigated and opposed the matter? It was a warning shot fired by President Trump to tell China to stop colluding with the Democratic Party, as well as a symbolic sign to the international world that America is still the #1 producer of liberty and the greatest economic force in the known universe, much to China’s dismay on how the world really works.

Despite China’s communist ties, they’ve had tastes of capitalism and enjoyed it. Some expert analyses on mainstream media websites like The Federalist and Breitbart don’t even know how to quantify China. They trade with America to make cheap goods for us but at the same time, they support and uphold the Communist Party, a natural enemy of not just the Republican Party, but also to the American people. The Democratic Party’s silence on China is loudly deafening. Barack Hussein Obama never gave China a hardline stance towards our goods, allowing Communist China’s nefarious debt continue to climb higher levels, threatening America’s world-renowned number one liberty producing status. It was a matter of time before China would strike us before we would need to strike them.

Military wise, it’s a good idea not to invade China. Not for any political purposes, but just because that region of the world has some seriously bad juju to it. China has so many people, that it would require a draft in order to seriously think of winning the war. They are largely defensive, and would rather retaliate by continuing this trade war. Because of this effort, President Trump has saved countless lives over and over by tweeting himself a humble standard no other president has done before him, which we have provided to you via laminated telegram message:

“Don’t be involved in a land war on some other continent in the name of America and probably extra so in the winter – Sun Tzu #DeepThoughts #MAGA”

And with all of this the Democratic Party, not once, have applauded President Trump for his humanitarian efforts to not blow China into smithereens. In fact, the Democratic Party have only remained silent about China, continuing to blabber about Russia having some sort of mind control device on President Trump or whatever.

The next time you confront a liberal into a debate, just bring up China. Chances are, they are confused about their own opinions about it, will pretend not to know where China is on a map, and give you an unrealistic, typical Democrat non-answer. The largest open secret in American politics is the Democratic Party’s payola from Communist China, and somehow no one wants to talk about it. It’s time to let the whole American world know.

 

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on American Party Politics and that Middle East thing. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “pwn” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.