Written by Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire
One of the best-kept secrets in the media is the monolithic liberal lie that our planet is in danger of getting hot or having “extreme” weather or whatever. Dangerous hurricanes happen every 10 years, Katrina, the Houston one, and it’s just something that citizens of those states afflicted from God’s wrath ought to be more prepared next time. The citizens don’t bring up legislation that could enable their state governments to build a bigger dam and pray better, that’ll help ya!!!
Weather gets hotter and it gets colder sometimes, it’s just the facts of nature. Earth is getting hotter as we get closer to the sun, so it’s natural that “global warming” is happening. Why do liberals want to make you riled up over this concept? To give money to solar energy companies started by people who barely got into our beautiful Garden of Eden of a country. They are striving to take away our hard-working American made natural gas and oil companies that define who we are as a country, and the liberals want to shake up our culture. It starts with gay marriage and it ends with the collapse of capitalism, the death of America herself. That is the future the Democrats want.
“Climate Change” is their next step propagating their mission to label weather redundancies to give a profit to those refugee toy lands they call the “Solar Energy” sector. The climate is constantly changing, so this phrase means nothing. I can’t explain this in any easier terms than that.
Al Gore is the leading man behind this conspiracy to defraud our American coal, natural gas and oil companies that are the backbone of our economy ahead of small businesses. This man is the definition of a sore loser, worse than Hillary. He can’t accept the fact that he lost an election fair and square and is determined to spend his millions of dollars earned from lobbying to spread “facts” about the weather and our planet to spread his agenda towards our God-loving citizens. He is a disgrace to the American flag and is a national shame. His junk science leads to corrosive conclusions that justify government spending, which we need to minimize to keep our country safe from government tyranny. Had Al Gore remember the Reagan maxim of the nine most terrifying words to ever be uttered, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”, maybe he would have won the 2000 election and not try to solicit bribes from Greenland in the process.
There is a good reason why you never hear this liberal “Climate Change” crap in the news because it’s common sense and not newsworthy enough. These men and some women spend over 14 hours a day to present the news in a manner that the common man can understand. We here at Bullshit News don’t need to try to package the news and spoon feed you what we deem what is happening because we tell you exactly and explicitly what is happening in our day and age. We give you the news straight to the source. Trust us and you realize all the alternatives are similar, not just in content and story but in vocabulary. They air the same stories and cover the same topics, but thankfully they aren’t dumb enough to fall for the global warming trap.
Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire is Bullshit News’s legal scholar and property management expert witness for a side-gig. He spent a long time in college and law school to be properly educated about serious subjects like tax codes and property law related subjects like privacy. He is a member of the Federalist Society.
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