War On Christmas Records First Casualty Since 1979

Written by Rachel Gilfords

The War On Christmas, initiated by the F.D.R Administration as part of the New Deal to “stimulate job growth”, has created a personal tragedy to the Adams family. Little Diego Adams was only 8 years old when CHRISTMAS carolers came to his family’s door to sing a carol to young Diego when all of the carolers ripped off their masks and revealed themselves as the marauding Antifa Holiday Peddler-Bandits, a mischief group of young college-aged Atheists acting against Christmas and God-fearing Protestants everywhere. Little Diego was taken away from his home, and was reported to be sodomized, lobotomized, and beaten to death for being a Christian who had the audacity to say, “Merry Christmas”. This is the second casualty of the War on Christmas, the first occurred when a member of the American Family Association was gunned down by a Godless Islamic heathen at church in Baldwyn, Mississippi.

Senseless tragedies like this cannot be exploited for unethical purposes. Diego died with dignity, and the extremely downhearted Adams family would not like your grubby liberal handouts via GoFundMe or Kickstarter or whatever. They are still grieving from this tragedy and all the mainstream media can talk about is that Starbucks and other disgusting liberal corporations (the greedy fascists Muslims that they are) REFUSE to say a simple politically correct “Merry Christmas”. We have human beings that are DYING because of the Atheist’s agenda to secularize our God-fearing country.

The next time a liberal loony tells you that no one is harmed because of the War on Christmas, call them out for who they are, a gosh-darned liar who takes pleasure from striking fear in the hearts of God-loving Americans and Christians who know about the sanctity of their beloved Holiday. It is crass to defame Christians in this holy time of the year where Jesus Christ was created in our world. We were born to share his glory over his loss, and we cannot take away his name for the benefit of Jews, Muslims, and Black People who demand to have holidays the same time as Jesus’s birth. Blood has been shed, and this senseless violence has got to end.

Rachel Gilfords is Bullshit News’ White House Correspondent, On-Field Reporter and a War On Christmas analyst. She has covered Afghanistan and Iraq in one year and has received acclaimed conservative awards and adoration from Roger Ailes. Rachel knows for certain that Bullshit News has a ‘no bullshit policy’ towards sexual harassment.

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