Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief
Happy 4th of July to all those dutiful American heroes that have sacrificed their great lives to fight off the liberal oppression that harms us all. The 4th of July is a day to celebrate America’s wonderful presence all across the Christian globe. 242 years ago, the English conquered most of planet Earth and were ready to make everyone enjoy Tea or Monarchy: both highly un-American activities. When our founding fathers decided that they could not bear the King of England after he wanted to give them income taxes, they fought for our lives to be in this righteous country today. Unfortunately, our founding fathers could not invent barbecue or fireworks to indulge in celebratory festivities that we take for granted today.
While the Democrats are trying as hard as they can to destroy our beloved country, never forget that the people who truly love this country care about our President and his agenda to make America re-dominate the world again. Replacing all the monarchies and Islam governments with healthy capitalist Democracies with free elections that make everyone around the world more powerful and freer as individuals. That is what the American Dream is all about, and today is the celebration of our footprint we left on the world. I will enjoy some of the finest barbecued steaks on Earth, crafted by American hands in Kansas City, and not outsourced by some Chinese meat-packaging company. That would be too un-American for today.
Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org. He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan was mentioned on William F. Buckley’s deathbed as future conservatives that speak the most truth to power. Don considers this to be the highest honor in the world after being married to his wife and being born into this world by the grace of God. He is as much of a patriot for America as liberals consistently whine about it.
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