I Was At The January 6th Patriot Rally And This Is My Story

Written by Don Kaftan, Founder and Editor

January 6th was one of the most important and greatest days of our American Democracy since July 4th, 1776. I had my boots on the ground the represent Bullshit News amongst many other credible media outlets as well as organized non-profits against the injustice that was the inaccurate election results from November 2020. While many in the mainstream media, such as The Blaze and OANN have unjustly condemned patriotic conservatives such as myself and our fellow colleagues like the Oath Keepers and Three Percenters, they have no knowledge to comprehend what actually occurred on that day, where we tried vigorously to restore America back to the good old days, the hard way. The right way.

Forgive my absence from editorializing Bullshit News, I was detained for six months for overtly expressing the pride I have in this God fearing country. I cared enough about the truth, the valid election results that I used my American duties to protest (along with hundreds of thousands of my other fellow patriots that believe in the same cause as we did) and our protest was deemed an “unlawful assembly” by boring obstructionist democrats like Jim Clyburn and Bennie Thompson, which led to what I considered an unlawful detainment, until my case was thrown out by Democrat Party activist Judge Justin Walker before I could even legally defend myself. Now that I’m a free man once again, I’ve seen Biden’s America for the first time in my own eyes, looking in total horror at how much he is blowing the country up, more then anything “unlawful” I ever did on January 6th. But that’s a story for another article.

The mainstream media and partisan lawyers claimed that what my fellow patriots and I were doing “treasonous, secessionist” activities is completely so far and away from the truth, you would think they were covert Biden appointees. Not only was it a guarantee in the Bill of Rights right that President Trump allowed for us to have a protest over the uncertifiable election results, it was our duty, beyond all obligations, to protest this injustice.. When a president calls for a country to take action, then it is our duty as American citizens to listen and take charge. There is nothing unlawful about that at all, unless you’re in the pockets of Judge Justin Walker, in which case you have the apparent leeway to jail whoever you consider a, “threat to civil society”.

I was merely one person in a crowd of hundreds of thousands, and yet I was detained as “a questionable influence to the crowd in inciting violence and recklessness”. I did no such thing. I was no leader that day, I was a small actor (if anything) of patriotic heartland mobilizers, that guided us from President Trump to deliver his divine doctrine. If what we were doing was truly “unlawful”, the National Guard or the Military would have stopped us from protesting to begin with. No one can argue against the Military and their desire to protect us from evil Islamic Barbarian terrorists, and thankfully President Trump told them to not get involved because they have greater priorities. There was nothing at all to indicate anything we did that day was illegal, immoral or otherwise unacceptable nor unethical. We were doing our civil duty as instructed by President Trump. We were always in the right.

I didn’t even get a pretrial hearing, I was merely detained for six months for following the President’s organized orders to rebel against an unlawful counting and assembly of ballots Many of which could have been tampered with via voter fraud. Some leftists would cry and say this would be a violation of my rights, but I disagree. I fulfilled a moral duty, so I know what I did is morally just in spite of our perfect legal system. Sometimes you are a cog, like I was, but then you come back out a new and changed person for the better. I have no complaints on how I was treated, nothing illegal happened unlike what critics say, but the food could be better.

I was released from Jail after six months, coming out as even more patriotic then I ever was on January Sixth and from my humble beginnings as an intern at the National Review. I realized the error of my ways that day, that I could have done more to help out our country in a manner that wouldn’t include a pretrial detention or more written essays on the old world wide web. I took action that day with my fellow Americans that saw the injustice that was the robbery of the 2020 Presidential Election. I learned that I needed to do more, post more, and mobilize more in person about how this country was stolen from us by liberals that want everyone to do these “TikTok dances” and eat non-GMO vegetables for our “societal sanity”. And what’s this now about Cheeseburgers? It’s sickening how much worse the world is today from where we all were on 1/6.

From my absence, I can tell that the world is getting far worse under a Biden Administration then it ever did under President Trump’s reign. I apologize on behalf of Bullshit News for the lack of updates thus far in 2021, my pretrial six month detention did not help much, but I will reassure you all that I am a freeman. My “case” was dismissed and that is all I am legally required to talk about on that matter. We will do our part at Bullshit News to restore sanity and bring conservatism back to the White House with more information from our inside sources as well as our honorable outside writers as well.

Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum. Don has actively helped spread his conservative messages across the net for over 20 years!

Propaganda And You: How To Become A More Informed And Productive Citizen

Written By Aaron Lau

It is a great shame these days that the word ‘propaganda’ is being thrown around like a slur. These liberals that shame propaganda like Antifa leader Ihan Omar have shamed aspects of American history as “propaganda”. Her absolutely flawed criticism included saying that War of Northern Aggression was fought over slavery and not for the right of being wrong, that America has mistreated Native Americans and accused President Donald J. Trump of being a criminal. We might call her lies as obvious anti-American “propaganda”; while not wrong, does great disservice to the glorious purpose of what we really should call PSA: Personal Society Alerts.

What is the difference between a Personal Society Alert and a “propaganda”? It’s simple, if it sounds more like an alert or a call to arms and it affects you directly, it’s a PSA. If the message you receive is something along the lines of “America is a police state that commits horrific police brutality in seemingly every metropolitan and rural area of the country where African Americans and other people of color live”, then it’s dirty propaganda lies. It’s no secret that America has conducted what others would call its actions “propaganda” over the years, but have any of those rumors and deceit ever actually happen to you? I’m sure the police aren’t perfect and mess up every once in a while, or even accidentally inflict unintentional unpremeditated undesirable manslaughter onto maybe one or three people, but claiming its a societal problem is what makes it totally “propaganda”.

America has made PSAs in the past, specifically around World War II, the war for eternal democracy. America needed to galvanize the youth, and with the advent of the talking picture, the timing could not have been more perfect. It affected peoples lives directly, and the war is certainly an alert and a call to arms. Another great instance of America using the PSAs is to recruit intelligent young people to join the Military. There is nothing else in life that can make you more productive and ready to combat all your problems in life by joining whichever military branch best fits your personality. The PSA advertisements the government produces for television and the Internet are great at appealing to all different types of people who may otherwise be uncoordinated or too much of a hooligan to make their lives straight. Without these PSA advertisements, we would have much more crime and all kinds of violence in our society.

However, America is always hit by propaganda (the real stuff) from other countries, and at times inside our borders. Many of these pernicious countries accuse America of War Crimes, violating the Geneva Convention, and being full of obese people among many other urban legends and unverified claims. The Democratic Party loves to discourage the American patriotism and the core value of liberty by slandering President Trump and refusing to support making America greater again then it once previously was (under Republican leadership). It is a shame that Pelosi and her ‘squad’ of uncivilized folk refuse to compromise and reach common sense bipartisan solutions that can address many problems people may rightly have with America, if they are valid.  But until a PSA can actually address these Democratic Party leaders, then the only thing we can all truly agree on is cutting our taxes.

America is fine, and you need to stop worrying about it.

Aaron Lau is the Bullshit News specialist in Social Media, Internet, and other On-Line media-culture related issues. He is married to his lovely wife, Cindy and has one manly daughter baby named Deborah. He enjoys ultimate frisbee and certain technologies including video games but not the liberal propaganda-endorsed “fidget spinners” that are designed to spin Republicans to the left. He has an Associates’ in Information Systems from George Washington University.

 

Nike Endorses Terrorism, Colin Kaepernick

Written by Rachel Gilfords

The infamous unemployed ex-quarterback and noted liberal Colin Kaepernick has returned just in time for football season. Not for a career comeback mind you, but to wreak havoc on the United States of America. Kaepernick will appear in a series of ads for Nike, a company that gives you the biggest reason to never trust anything that comes from the state of Oregon. Nike took corporate PR lessons from fatwa-inspired Starbucks in trying to garner the terrorist marketplace to wear their shoes instead of cutting off camel’s feet. And just like that, Nike opposes American values and supports socialism and the barbaric Godless Islamic Terrorists in the War on Terror.

Kaepernick has inspired no one but stoner hippies from Berkeley to be unemployed and donate money to terrorist causes such as Weather Underground, Antifa, and the Greenpeace Jill Steiners. Attached is a chart from a study generated from our in-house lawyer/doctor, Dr. Steven T. Clements Esq, on Berkeley’s rising unemployment since 2008.

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It is clear the widespread influence of formerly competitive athletes is particularly damning toward the East Bay suburb. But Berkeley is just a microcosm of the problem, which is that Colin Kaepernick supports ISIS with Nike as a beneficiary of their “activism”. No true American can oppose the War on Terror, and Kaepernick has knelt on that line because he is the Che Guevara t-shirt in American colleges. He is the new Fidel Castro, only he doesn’t have the widespread communist support of Cuba, which is still around and uninvaded. So Nike has decided to become “counter-culture” (anti-American) and create the new Che Guevara-inspired clothing to influence the college youth to vote liberal. This is immorberal.

Unemployment is not supposed to be an enjoyable, solidarity moment of political tribalism. It is a horrific rite of passage that sparks fear in every American to not turn into a homeless bum pedaling for pennies. Having a job and earning an income is part of the American experience, and now Kaepernick is shamelessly exploiting our hard-working capitalist enterprise which has the strongest economy in the entire globe which took 242 years to build from the ground-up. Nike supports this endeavor: homelessness, taxing the upper-middle incomes, and adherence to the Islamic tradition. While he may no longer be permitted to kneel on the turf, he can at least work forty plus hours a week like a real hard-working patriot that loves this country. Socialism is a disease on the rise, and Colin Kaepernick is a symptom that is infecting this country worse than syphilis.

The value of hard work in an economy as strong as ours is a symbol of how unified we all are against tyrannical liberals who want abortion legalized along with prostitution, gambling, and horsecollar tackles. They have no morals, no standards, and hardly have a shred of dignity with Nancy Pelosi roaming around. It is clear that the Democratic Party is in decay, and Nike will help them out by any means necessary. Even if it means uplifting the unemployed union-endorsing Kaepernick to be their icon of their anti-War on Terror movement. It is a great shame of capitalism to allow this to happen, but also somehow permissible. Bullshit News does not permit this, as any act of public advocacy that Colin Kaepernick enters is inherently unethical because of his embrace of socialism and governments that are not America. Nike could have been a normal shoe company and ignored the former quarterback but has decided to embrace him and every anti-American idea that he kneels for.

Exposing Kaepernick’s rhetoric to your children will lead them to believe that ISIS has a right to exist and for Christianity to fall because of its supposed societal ills. The Kaepernick fable does have a moral you can share with your children: never trust someone who is unemployed. They will have an agenda, and shove it in your face until you conform to their liberal views on life and their view on “hard work”. Don’t hand out money to someone that doesn’t give you a service and sits on a street, and instead give it to a corporation that deserves it, like New Balance.

Rachel Gilfords is Bullshit News’ White House Correspondent and On-Field Reporter. She has covered the horrific tragedy of 9/11 and was at Ground Zero at 5:45AM, before any other reporter in all news media. Rachel has received acclaimed conservative awards and adoration from Rupert Murdoch. Rachel knows for certain that Bullshit News has a ‘no bullshit policy’ towards sexual harassment.

Happy American Freedom Day!

Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief

Happy 4th of July to all those dutiful American heroes that have sacrificed their great lives to fight off the liberal oppression that harms us all. The 4th of July is a day to celebrate America’s wonderful presence all across the Christian globe. 242 years ago, the English conquered most of planet Earth and were ready to make everyone enjoy Tea or Monarchy: both highly un-American activities. When our founding fathers decided that they could not bear the King of England after he wanted to give them income taxes, they fought for our lives to be in this righteous country today. Unfortunately, our founding fathers could not invent barbecue or fireworks to indulge in celebratory festivities that we take for granted today.

While the Democrats are trying as hard as they can to destroy our beloved country, never forget that the people who truly love this country care about our President and his agenda to make America re-dominate the world again. Replacing all the monarchies and Islam governments with healthy capitalist Democracies with free elections that make everyone around the world more powerful and freer as individuals. That is what the American Dream is all about, and today is the celebration of our footprint we left on the world. I will enjoy some of the finest barbecued steaks on Earth, crafted by American hands in Kansas City, and not outsourced by some Chinese meat-packaging company. That would be too un-American for today.

 Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan was mentioned on William F. Buckley’s deathbed as future conservatives that speak the most truth to power. Don considers this to be the highest honor in the world after being married to his wife and being born into this world by the grace of God. He is as much of a patriot for America as liberals consistently whine about it.