Children Should Start Working Today If They’re Serious About Going To College

Written by Gilbert Miser

Children in our society suffer dearly from audacious liberals and their threats to discharge firearms inappropriately in public spaces. New generations will always have different new and more threatening challenges to liberal fascism and the radical Godless Islamic Barbarianism that follows it. Children also suffer through college, a process of accumulating debt and radicalization process where the children learn their liberal confirmation biases and act accordingly. These new generation children don’t care about social order, they care about their phones and the Facebook-Twitter “IG” websites, all following a hollow liberal agenda they call, “sliding into your DM’s (sic)“. Perhaps if these millennial children don’t want to get into debt, they should start getting a job unlike their NFL quarterback icon “Colin Kaepernick” and should work early, preferably between ages 3 to 5.

Our country has a long proud tradition of labor and productivity, and children played a “small” hand in the history. Children worked very well in dangerous conditions in mines, steel mills, and other areas near potential hazards. Nowadays, there are many service industry and fast food jobs available that always hire due to the lack of educational or social experience needed for such roles. With a more educated workforce, there is less of a need for these service jobs, and a demand for more robots and AI to eventually replace the children. There will always be a demand for cheap child labor so your careers will be recession-proof. And there’s no better time to learn how to be a productive member of society then learning how to file taxes before learning your ABC’s. It’ll seriously impress your parents!

Capitalism is one of the greatest inventions in the last hundred or so years of Christian civilization. It has given the poor a reason to live, the middle class its existence, and allowed the elderly to live longer and healthier. We actively encourage our children to not work until they’re between 15-18, which is unreasonable with our Obama-ruptured economy. The Obama Regime has let the cost of living rise to nearly unsustainable levels. If children don’t start working now, they’ll be no more than wandering debt nomads and nothing less then a lost generation. Therefore, children should adopt early and quickly to the economy and start working now before they lose out on their 401K and social security.

Alternatively, we can elect to make colleges more expensive because these minds with their dollars are a terrible thing to waste. Many of these public universities are overcrowded, which means you need to spend more money on professors that demand salary increases each year or they strike and waste more money. The government simply can’t afford these rising costs on universities, so either we must tear down each one, frack the land to extract value on the property, and sell it to a responsible landowner who can better use the land. Or, we can make universities more expensive and remove the clutter of the working class who are known to struggle paying loans with interest. To remove the national debt from our problems, we need to think long and hard about where the government spends exorbitant amounts of money. Education is always one of the pricer bits, along with the newly fermented Obamacare. And with Obamacare’s seemingly immunities, education is the next best industry to be given a budget cut.

That begs the question, is college truly still worth it? Only if you can afford it. If you can’t afford it, you can still have a job and be the productive member of society everyone expects you to be. But if you can’t afford college, then perhaps let your children work for your tuition before the costs continue to add up.

Gilbert Miser is the Bullshit News financial and economics correspondent. His billionaire parents both died under mysterious circumstances when he was two. As the only child, he inherited all of their wealth and became the youngest multi-billionaire in the whole world. He was formerly a major broker with Lehman Brothers and MF Broker before retiring from the banking industry to become a part-time writer for Bullshit News. He owns a Yorkie named “Gunner” in Manhattan.