How The Legalization Of Abortion Leads To Increased Rates Of Cannibalism

Written by Dr. Steven T. Clements, Esq

As a doctor AND a lawyer, I know all about two of the biggest industries on Earth that impact American politics. I went to school for 20ish years to understand how liberals try to eradicate family values and all good things Christian. One of the worst things liberals have inflicted on our country with their abortion values is the idea that a woman can terminate her God-sanctioned pregnancy at any time she chooses. But what the mainstream media won’t tell you is that with the rise of abortions in our society, there have been increased rates of cannibalization, otherwise known as the act of humans eating other humans out of some sick lust for power and domination.

Some liberals out there (admittingly not the majority, but a disturbing, sizeable amount) have confessed to eating “placenta” or “ass”, slang terms for the human body. Eating babies and cutting them up as if they were pieces of a cow meant to be consumed in a variety of ways. Instead of chicken wings, Democrats want to devour baby wings, citing the supposed nutritional value and “climate change“. These baby-eating socialists call themselves the “Democratic Socialists of America“, or the “DSA”.

Once Roe Vs. Wade removed the right to criminalize murdered babies in 1973, Democrats have been gung-ho about what to do in regards to “recycling the waste”. They claim removing these lost souls can be helpful, citing some fictitious mumbo-jumbo about “stem cells” that can supposedly help fight against cancer and AIDS, but I never heard of this pseudoscience my whole life, and I’m a doctor! If these stem cells really worked as the hacks in state universities claim they do, we would be using them, and we are not. There are no benefits to abortion, only more lost souls to be lost in the bureaucracy that is Heaven.

But the DSA was not the only baby-eating Democrats trying to push their agenda down everyone’s thoughts, there were popular “heavy metal” groups like “Quiet Riot”, “Winger”, “Angel”,  and “Motley Crue” that also advocated for the agenda. These heavy metal bands not only challenged the strong American traditions of heteronormativity, but they also were cruel sadists that abused drugs and polluted the streets with their satanic impurity. Despite their shrewd classlessness, they attained popularity on MTV and the radio, abetted by mainstream media to challenge the War on Drugs’ authority.

But even in a subject as immoral as abortion, for the Democratic Party to not even appear the slightest bit unfazed by the idea of members of their own party consume infants tells you everything wrong there is about them. They don’t mind children when they need them to vote for their party, but they still get thrills on their abortion and snack as their version of a “dinner and a show” for normal Republican people that do not eat babies. Democrats always want to criticize the president for living an honest life and defending America from the forces that dare to test our might and pry our liberty, and yet they never try to silence the loudest and most heinous and inhumane members of their own party. How should the American people take them seriously?

But we should let the Democrats continue to eat babies, even if it claims that it makes them “feel younger” like their fake skincare products. It is unpopular politics, and the more the general public is aware of the Democratic Party’s baby-eating obsession from the obfuscation of the issue by mainstream media, the better their party is to fade away from time. The big question is how much longer can the American people tolerate the extremely immoral and unnatural attitudes and politics the Democrats have. Someone has to tell the obvious to those deviants, that eating other human beings is not okay, especially babies. They are not veal, nor are they a vegan dish, they are human beings and not FOOD. But then again, logic has never really been on the Democratic Party’s side anyway. Perhaps if the babies had “gluten” in their system, the Democrats would avoid eating babies like the black plague.

Ending Roe V. Wade is a long, arduous process that will happen at some point within our lifetimes, and stopping everything seditious and immoral that followed will take a longer time to cure our culture of this pernicious stench of evil that legalized abortion brings to a country. Let’s hope that this evil can be defeated. Instead of eating a baby Democrats, try eating a Snickers. At least the chocolate is real chocolate.

Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire is Bullshit News’s legal scholar and works as a property management expert witness for a side-gig. He spent a long time in college and law school to be properly educated about serious subjects like tax codes and property law-related subjects like privacy and water slippages. After law school, he decided he wanted to learn more about life and became a doctor in medicine. He is a lifelong member of the Federalist Society and the National Rifle Association.