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Amy Coney Barrett Would Be The First REAL Women To Be On Supreme Court

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Written by Sarah Napoli

For the first time in the Supreme Court’s history, a woman could be given the role of one of the most powerful judicial arms in the entire world. While Barrett may be very controversial due to her catholic and pro-birth, anti-democratic party opinions, she is nevertheless a real woman and a strong candidate to fill an open seat on the Supreme Court. Sure, the Supreme Court has had “women” serve on the court as clerks or occasionally a judge, but Barrett is a real women’s women. Young girls can look up and aspire to be Amy Coney Barrett in a way that Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Elena Kagan cannot. Amy has real girl power to her walk, and she can talk the talk. The biggest problems lie within her “Catholic” heritage and general benign Democrat Party opposition to norms.

Amy Barrett was likely born in the backseat of a greyhound bus on the bayous of New Orleans, a lawless Democrat hellhole filled with a large amount of sodomy and endless nonstop unethical partying. Barrett grew up in rough conditions, surrounded by such debauchery and degeneracy, she turned to Catholicism as her preferred way of salvation. While some can see nothing wrong in Catholicism, it is nevertheless not Protestantism, the preferred religion of any non-biased judge or attorney in common law countries. Despite her idolatry of this “pope” figure, she worked arduously to get where she is today. Being a women involves an immense amount of adversity, and I would know as a women of over thirty years of age. While the men may have lambasted Barrett over her “looks”, she spent all the time in the library studying law unlike the many women before her who were stuck in the kitchen, dining room with a television set, or at a radio station. If confirmed to the Supreme Court, I have no doubt the girls of the future will look up to Barrett as a civil rights milestone.

But there is a strong catch to Barrett, and if it isn’t for being a women, it’s for being a Catholic. Catholics have long been pope-followers and have a questionably different approach to Jesus Christ unlike other religious backgrounds. For one, the Pope and Catholicism have long been tied to the evil Frog People cult that has swept the world over the last 6,000 years. New Orleans is supposedly a “hotbed” for Frog People and the Catholic agenda. This makes Amy’s all-American background suspect in the eyes of Democrats, they are scared of a strong independent women whose life views are dependent on the Pope and by extension, the frog people. If Amy doesn’t make a strong public case against these Frog People, she will not be seen as trustworthy among the easily convinced Democrats. Time will tell when she will finally call out the Frogs.

However, if Barrett decides to destroy the evil Obamacare legislation that has taxed many Americans into death panels, she would be able to save feminism as we know it from its evil liberal origins. Feminism has been dying or been outdated for many generations due to its troubling authoritarian idea of putting women in dangerous situations. One such obstacle is America’s troubling abortion problem. In today’s America, one can have a “Virtual Reality” abortion, which is an abortion via live-streaming according to our local IT tech nerds. It is especially pernicious that the Catholic Church has been incessantly supported abortion since Egypt was first created by the Jews to find Jerusalem. Barrett needs to address her suspicious background in spite of her personal anti-Abortion viewpoints.

In spite of her flaws like most women, Barrett really shines when it comes to the legal world. If appointed, she will become one of the most powerful women in America unlike witchy Nancy Pelosi and her evil Court of the Crimson King they call the House of Representatives. Barrett’s eventual appointment to the Supreme Court will be a huge milestone in the eyes of Women across the country and ergo, world. The Democrats would be foolish to not also allow such a milestone to happen without stealing some credit as they usually do. Let us hope Amy Barrett does not fail us when she is inevitably confirmed unlike Rehnquist who was corrupted from within. Barrett is a strong, regrettably catholic woman who can save the planet from judicial tyranny.

Sarah Napoli is the Women’s Issues (or lack thereof) And Gossip Correspondent of Bullshit News. Sarah is outside of normal sexual orientation and enjoys young adult fiction novels. Sarah does not want children but considers herself a “dog mom”, taking care of a young poodle (which is really a Schnauzer but don’t tell her that) she named “Eddie”. Sarah does not like coffee or tea, which are foreign inventions created to poison the bright minds of Americans. 

How The Legalization Of Abortion Leads To Increased Rates Of Cannibalism

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Written by Dr. Steven T. Clements, Esq

As a doctor AND a lawyer, I know all about two of the biggest industries on Earth that impact American politics. I went to school for 20ish years to understand how liberals try to eradicate family values and all good things Christian. One of the worst things liberals have inflicted on our country with their abortion values is the idea that a woman can terminate her God-sanctioned pregnancy at any time she chooses. But what the mainstream media won’t tell you is that with the rise of abortions in our society, there have been increased rates of cannibalization, otherwise known as the act of humans eating other humans out of some sick lust for power and domination.

Some liberals out there (admittingly not the majority, but a disturbing, sizeable amount) have confessed to eating “placenta” or “ass”, slang terms for the human body. Eating babies and cutting them up as if they were pieces of a cow meant to be consumed in a variety of ways. Instead of chicken wings, Democrats want to devour baby wings, citing the supposed nutritional value and “climate change“. These baby-eating socialists call themselves the “Democratic Socialists of America“, or the “DSA”.

Once Roe Vs. Wade removed the right to criminalize murdered babies in 1973, Democrats have been gung-ho about what to do in regards to “recycling the waste”. They claim removing these lost souls can be helpful, citing some fictitious mumbo-jumbo about “stem cells” that can supposedly help fight against cancer and AIDS, but I never heard of this pseudoscience my whole life, and I’m a doctor! If these stem cells really worked as the hacks in state universities claim they do, we would be using them, and we are not. There are no benefits to abortion, only more lost souls to be lost in the bureaucracy that is Heaven.

But the DSA was not the only baby-eating Democrats trying to push their agenda down everyone’s thoughts, there were popular “heavy metal” groups like “Quiet Riot”, “Winger”, “Angel”,  and “Motley Crue” that also advocated for the agenda. These heavy metal bands not only challenged the strong American traditions of heteronormativity, but they also were cruel sadists that abused drugs and polluted the streets with their satanic impurity. Despite their shrewd classlessness, they attained popularity on MTV and the radio, abetted by mainstream media to challenge the War on Drugs’ authority.

But even in a subject as immoral as abortion, for the Democratic Party to not even appear the slightest bit unfazed by the idea of members of their own party consume infants tells you everything wrong there is about them. They don’t mind children when they need them to vote for their party, but they still get thrills on their abortion and snack as their version of a “dinner and a show” for normal Republican people that do not eat babies. Democrats always want to criticize the president for living an honest life and defending America from the forces that dare to test our might and pry our liberty, and yet they never try to silence the loudest and most heinous and inhumane members of their own party. How should the American people take them seriously?

But we should let the Democrats continue to eat babies, even if it claims that it makes them “feel younger” like their fake skincare products. It is unpopular politics, and the more the general public is aware of the Democratic Party’s baby-eating obsession from the obfuscation of the issue by mainstream media, the better their party is to fade away from time. The big question is how much longer can the American people tolerate the extremely immoral and unnatural attitudes and politics the Democrats have. Someone has to tell the obvious to those deviants, that eating other human beings is not okay, especially babies. They are not veal, nor are they a vegan dish, they are human beings and not FOOD. But then again, logic has never really been on the Democratic Party’s side anyway. Perhaps if the babies had “gluten” in their system, the Democrats would avoid eating babies like the black plague.

Ending Roe V. Wade is a long, arduous process that will happen at some point within our lifetimes, and stopping everything seditious and immoral that followed will take a longer time to cure our culture of this pernicious stench of evil that legalized abortion brings to a country. Let’s hope that this evil can be defeated. Instead of eating a baby Democrats, try eating a Snickers. At least the chocolate is real chocolate.

 

Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire is Bullshit News’s legal scholar and works as a property management expert witness for a side-gig. He spent a long time in college and law school to be properly educated about serious subjects like tax codes and property law-related subjects like privacy and water slippages. After law school, he decided he wanted to learn more about life and became a doctor in medicine. He is a lifelong member of the Federalist Society and the National Rifle Association.

Ireland: A Wretched Cesspool That Endorses Abortions

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Written by Roger Goodmen

A long time ago, the Irish were mistreated in America for nonsensical reasons. Today, they deserve the scorn and contempt from the United States of America. Ireland recently voted to repeal their 8th Amendment, which also involves cruel and unusual punishment: a noble and righteous ban on abortion, or the intentional termination of a baby human. Bullshit News has previously discussed a neutral conversation regarding the practice of an “abortion”. And what Ireland has voted for will be a tragic shame for their generation to bear.

Ireland has long been America’s ally because of their role in the United Kingdom as the “black sheep” despite the population being 93% non-Hispanic white. The point being Ireland was peasant land and always desired the delicious taste of American liberty and freedom it could not have. Eventually, they became a democracy but were still owned by the English, which might not be the case anymore soon when Brexit occurs. But even with a Brexit outcome leading to Ireland’s alleged liberty, their permission of abortion being enabled upon the women is a threat to all of the potential children Ireland deserves. If Ireland allowed abortions by the time of their Great Famine (pick a famine any famine), their country would cease to exist. The 8th Amendment was one of the most important amendments Ireland ever had, it’s right in their Bill of Rights! Ireland’s liberty is under assault, from the hands of their own people that allowed atrocious legislation to pass.

Women deserve the freedom to have their child without any harm from outside interests. Every child is a special gift from God gift-wrapped inside a magical woman body. The baby is a special covenant from the Lord and is not meant to be altered or terminated, and doing so would violate a woman’s liberty. If women were given the right to vote in Ireland, they would not have passed such an evil repeal to one of the most fundamental rights in their so-called “democracy”. It’s no wonder how backward Ireland is when women are treated like they live in Iran.

There’s a good reason why Ireland is an afterthought in the United Kingdom, and the repeal is just one of the many, many reasons why. Ireland is the “little train that could” but never can, the Charlie Brown, the Glass Joe, the inferiority complex of a country that cannot muster the mental toughness to be a strong, fearful nation. The women of Ireland should all rise up and demand their rights to enjoy having a child without having to deal with the burden of their tyrannical government to choose whether or not their child lives or dies.

The one good thing Ireland produces is alcohol, and they will be needing tons of it for their upcoming political crisis. When all the women rise up and demand to be treated equally, the revolution will be bloody. If this repeal failed, all the needless bloodshed would not be possible. But with the legality of abortion, the permission to allow more needless baby deaths, there is more bloodshed from that action than in any single war. People of Ireland: it is about time to reconsider how your government should legislate your own people.

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a recent graduate of George Mason University who double majored in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.

POINT/COUNTERPOINT: Baby Murder (or Abortion)

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Written by Dan Shapiro and Pastor John Mathewson

Here at Bullshit News, we always want the public to engage in open discourse to show why liberals are wrong. Maybe then they will finally learn how life works. One such liberal misconception is their theory on “Abortion”, or terminating a child while the child is being formulated. We have brought up an open forum for our two contributors, Dan Shapiro and Pastor John Mathewson for our new segment, Point/Counterpoint.

 

Pastor John Mathewson: Point: Abortions, at any occurrence, are murdered children in the eyes of God. It is an abomination.

Dan Shapiro: Counterpoint: Anyone who commits an abortion should die. The so-called “doctor” and the women in question. Eye for an eye.

PJM: Point: It is a state’s right to decide the illegality of abortion.

DS: Counterpoint: Abortion should be illegal by a constitutional amendment.

PJM: Point: That’s pretty difficult to do, we should be a bit more realistic in our approach.

DS: Counterpoint: Donald Trump is still our president. Nothing can stop us.

PJM: Point: If abortion is illegal, so-called “back-alley abortions” will occur more often. They are, in a sense ironically, deadlier than a normal abortion.

DS: Counterpoint: Use birth control and don’t get pregnant. It’s that simple.

PJM: Point: Abortions are the kind of thing devil daughters like Lisa Simpson do.

DS: Counterpoint: A woman who has never had an abortion is purer than a virgin.

PJM: Point: If you undergo a single abortion, you will go to hell where Sun Ra commands the radio stations.

DS: Counterpoint: Sun Ra is a phenomenal Jazz musician, but hell is still a horrible and treacherous place. Can’t argue about theology with a pastor!

PJM: Point: Planned Parenthood needs to be totally defunded from the government for the assistance of baby homicides.

DS: Counterpoint: Anyone working at Planned Parenthood needs to go to prison. Along with Hillary Clinton. Murder is unacceptable by almost every ethical tenet.

PJM: Point: Some claim an abortion is only permissible in the first three months.

DS: Counterpoint: An abortion is an abortion. It is the termination of life, no questions asked.

PJM: Point: Abortions are harder to get to since the passage of Roe Vs. Wade.

DS: Counterpoint: Women can get abortions from their smartphone apps. Instagram has been paying scientists to figure out a way for women to get abortions through their app without a doctor at all. This will lead to future problems regarding the ease of access to abortion.

PJM: Point: God called me last night and said abortions were explicitly forbidden.

DS: Counterpoint: I can’t be contrarian to that because I am not a Godless Islamic heathen.

PJM: Point: All women should undergo ultrasounds before having an abortion.

DS: Counterpoint: All women should undergo multiple X-Ray exams and stare at the charts with the Ludovico technique.

PJM: Point: Sharia Law permits abortions because they are “halal”.

DS: Counterpoint: Our strictly Judeo-Christian patriotic heritage will not be threatened by Zionism or its attempts at creating abortions!

 

 

We can agree to disagree with each other. It’s the freedom that is the aura of America. We hope you’ve seen both perspectives on an important issue in American politics. Continue the conversation, bring it up on dates to your potential spouses, it’s important that every American is informed about jihads committed by so-called doctors on a daily basis, right here in our own backyard.

Pastor John Mathewson is Bullshit News’s go-to Pastor and Religion Correspondent. He accepts people from every denomination and religion into his church, including Zoroastrians, excluding Calvinists.

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on Republican Party Politics and that Middle East thing. Dan Shapiro went to Yale and graduate at the top of his class with his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “pwn” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB.