Hillary Clinton Endorses President Donald Trump For Reelection

March 21, 2020 ~ DonKaftan ~ 3 Comments

Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-In-Chief, And Founder

Despite the possibly fictitious corona-virus scare from the Bernie Sanders campaign designed to disrupt our natural order, there is still a presidential election going on in November this year. Another candidate that won’t be on that ballot is one of the most infamous to ever run for office in our freedom-loving country. Hillary Clinton, a woman whose name alone elicits all the scandals she’s ravished onto America, has decided that after her other failed bid at becoming Prime Minister of Canada, she has finally learned how to use her brain and endorse the one person who already has a track record of successfully running America, President Donald Trump.

Hillary has joined President Trump in his rallies (before this coronavirus hoax epidemic meant to assassinate Trump’s character) at first to loud and unpleasant booing from the audience who have learned to treat Hillary Clinton as Adolf Hitler for five years. But after a rally in Dayton, Ohio where Hillary Clinton spoke about the radical left-wing threat that is Joe Biden and how he will come to take over people’s jobs, she drew strong praise from the Trump campaign not heard since November 2016. Hillary obviously had a feud with Bernie Sanders before, and she is smart enough to never support socialist communism unless it directly benefits her.

In spite of Hillary’s endorsement being a surprise to many in the Trump Administration, the President himself has refused to acknowledge support from one of the more infamous politicians to touch God’s green and murky brown Earth. Trump has stated in a press conference: “It is great that Hillary has finally come to her senses and be on the right side of history. But I don’t know, she might be better suited to stay by her man [Bill Clinton] and not talk while important men like myself are speaking. She’s still very nasty, quite nasty indeed, but she’s alright I guess. Maybe she won’t go to prison after all [mild chuckle]”. Hillary has also “joked” at some of these rallies that being in prison is a preferable sentence than going to support Joe Biden as the presumptive Democratic Party nominee.

History will tell how important and significant it is for an untrustworthy, immorberal, corrupt and famous politician like Hillary Clinton to go across party lines for a cause that is truly worth aligning for. This may perhaps be Hillary Clinton’s swan song of politics, and it is the first good thing she has ever done for our wonderful and beautiful country. But we should also use caution and hope this isn’t a trap set up by the nefarious DNC to force our fellow countrymen to vote against ourselves, and therefore the true dogma and face of our country, because of Hillary’s endorsement.

In any case, this does not look good at all to Joe Biden’s campaign, which already has had trouble getting Joe Biden to come out in public and take a mental competency test, which Trump already passed with flying colors just under a year ago. This has created strong friction within the Democratic Party as they have trouble letting Joe Biden talk for longer than three minutes. Hillary has seen the writings on the wall with the DNC and their management of the Biden campaign, and she knows what’s going to happen. We thank Hillary Clinton for her obvious endorsement of what’s at stake, but we cannot forgive her and her bloated husband for disrupting the American economy and damaging the average American’s view of politicians and how the status quo works, but at least she is finally coming to her senses bare minimum. Thank you, Hillary Clinton.

Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org. He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum.

Democrats Engage In Satanic Ritual In Order To Revive Top DNC Donor Jeffery Epstein

February 20, 2020 ~ DonKaftan ~ 3 Comments

Written by Roger Goodmen

With the stellar success of the Donald Trump administration these last four years, it has made many top donors of the Democratic Party quit in order to support a real winning team, much like how LeBron James joined the Miami Heat and became the “king” of basketball, abandoning Cleveland and their wretched left-wing policies regarding monarchial status. One infamous donor has come up time and time again in donating to the Democratic Party since their failed coup d’etat against Reagan with Michael Dukakis. That man would be legendary pedophile billionaire and ex-socialist, Jeffery Epstein.

Since 2016, the DNC has been in dire straits and has been more desperate than ever before in needing money to survive as an institution designed to take money away from the people. The ‘Me Too” movement began to out various Democratic Party members as extorting women for money, knowing that if women could afford various expenditures like make-up cosmetics and the latest in cotton blood-absorbing technology, they can afford to also support the Democratic Party. The “Me Too” movement has caused men like Jeffery Epstein and the “Merry Pranksters”, a highly exclusive cabal of the top 5 male DNC donors, to be publicly ostracized and could no longer donate to the DNC out of fear of a chapter 7 bankruptcy. With the recent passing of Epstein, the DNC has looked into the means of ouija board or other forms of satanic rituals as a means to get confirmation into Epstein’s estate via clauses in his will.

The origins of Epstein’s wealth (estimated to be 3 billion dollars) have been disputed, but several theories have been proven correct by our lone Bullshit News accountant, “John Mannan”. One of the more plausible theories is Epstein’s expert ability to solicit bribes from the families he has tormented (a real bogey man) in nearly every attempt he has pursued. However, his role as being the ringleader of the “Merry Pranksters” is how, on paper at least, he made the majority of his income. Epstein has a large list of connections to the top 5 donors of the Democratic Party, one of which is the infamous Islamic CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz. Schultz and Epstein were childhood friends and went to school together, sharing the same “magic” school bus. Their school bus would be the origin point to their business models that have to lead to their “successful careers”. It should go without saying that current Democratic Party Presidential Candidate Michael Bloomberg would also board on this same school bus and was a Prankster, boarding that “bus” only a year earlier than Schultz and Epstein, as a Second Grader ostracized from kids of his own grade, would take refuge with the other pranksters before being satanically ceremoniously became their dear leader.

This was not any ordinary school bus, it was a satanic “magic” school bus. Epstein, Schultz, Bloomberg, movie producer Harvey Weinstein, and ex-President Bill Clinton were known as the “Merry Pranksters”, an evil pedophile and illicit drug syndicate that controlled the drug trade of adolescents of the Eastern United States. Together, they helped each other achieve fame and fortunes that made them household names, for worse or for worser. They would use the Democratic Party has a front to deposit their money (“in the short term”) while riding on the DNC’s credit cards to commit their reprehensible and deplorable actions on the American populace. They were smart enough to gain the system to know that the intelligence agencies and the IRS would never dare to look at how political parties achieve their donations. It’s beyond the scope of their duties.

Some people would jump to the conclusion that the fearsome foursome of the “Merry Pranksters” was a part of the “deep state”, which is a big misconception. They were the government. Bill Clinton went so far into the DNC that he became the President Of The United States. They controlled the more sinister political party of the two with a cold heart and a strong desire to spend America into eternal debt and condemnation. Furthermore, such claims about a “deep state” existing are mere attempts to obfuscate the gigantic fact that the Democratic Party is a racket. If they weren’t a political party, they would be RICO Act’ed into oblivion.

But of course, all of this is in the past. The Democratic Party of today decided on a more “progressive” path to political fundraising without the needs of the “Merry Pranksters”, and the results have been devastating. The Democratic Party has felt that they have no other choice but to channel the Prince of Darkness Satan himself in order to get a whiff into the possibility of obtaining Epstein’s estate before it is seized by President Trump’s administration. Time will tell if their satanic ritual and possible human or animal sacrifice will help them in the 2020 election.

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.

Bullshit News Investigates: What Is The Clinton Foundation?

April 13, 2019 ~ DonKaftan ~ 4 Comments

Written by Alexander Jones

Bullshit News recently disclosed that Bullshit News received an undisclosed amount of money from an anonymous donor to be funded for Bullshit News’s new investigative series. Bullshit News hired Alexander Jones, a former detective turned investigative journalist to produce original investigations for the public’s benefit. In his recent report, Alexander has discovered shocking truths the public forgot or intentionally ignored from the Clinton Foundation.

But before I can begin about the Clinton Foundation, I have to bring up the Supreme company. Supreme is a clothing company based in New York City which is coincidentally in the same city as the main headquarters of the Clinton Foundation. Supreme is a fashion brand company that is well-liked among the 18-35 and 13-18 demographics in America, the same demographics that voted for Hillary more than they did for President Trump. Notice something? Well, I did, so I had to look more into this sinister “Supreme” company that has no affiliation with the Supreme Court.

The Supreme company is one with vague business ties and curious cases of philanthropy that don’t disclose their donors or where the money in the “Supreme” company goes, a curious business model no different at all from the Clinton Foundation. Supreme claims to provide various forms of its brand logo, illustrated by a professional courtroom sketch artist below, in forms of commercial and consumer goods or so they say.

I traveled to many stores in my nearby shopping goods area, and could not find any store or any product with the “Supreme” logo or related gear anywhere. I looked at every possible store including the massage parlors and hair salons to make sure this so-called fashion product wasn’t some form of illicit propaganda mind control device, or if they were even a real company, to begin with. I wasn’t satisfied with my brazen attempt to find the truth, so I looked up more shopping good supply areas in my nearby big city, Louisville, to find more “Supreme” stores or gear. After spending two more days looking at shopping malls and massage parlors, I could not find any single Supreme-branded device. To make sure I went to every possible business venue in the various areas I traveled to, I even went inside the liberal tourist trap known as “sex stores”. They did not even have, to quote the shopkeeper, “a supreme dildo nor a pair of supreme whips and chains”, whatever those are. It looked like I was out of luck.

Then, I hit a brick wall. Literally. I had to go to the hospital for a few weeks as all the investigation that I was doing regarding the Clinton Foundation stressed me out from the lack of sleep and peripheral awareness from working too hard to find the truth. Once I recovered and left the hospital, I looked at the sun and realized I found the link. The Clinton Foundation, an unscrupulous “philanthropic” organization that gives money to Godless barbaric Islamic terrorists and so-called “street artist hip-hop rappers” to “better and further venture the American public lifestyle”. Those two groups have another major elephant in the room in commonality with each other that doesn’t involve the Clinton Foundations’ money, and that is they are the biggest target audiences for the Supreme corporation. How could this be?

You see, Supreme is nothing more than a commercial front for the Clinton Foundation, which is infamous for its lack of transparency it shares with Supreme. Supreme owns no stores but owns various business ventures throughout America’s biggest cities, allegedly. The Clinton Foundation claims to help a variety of businesses and terrorist organizations but hasn’t been transparent with the specific numbers or even the names and locations of these so-called “businesses” that have received their aid. In my effort to find these numbers, I sent numerous emails to the Clinton Foundation, John Podesta (a name I’ve heard related to both the Clinton Foundation and Supreme), and Hillary Clinton herself. Sadly, I did not get any response back, and I’ve also filed numerous FOIA requests that have all been denied for ominous, unspecified reasons.

I was almost ready to move the issue of the Clinton Foundation into a cold case until I was given a mysterious phone call from an unknown number (according to my callerID device). A man with some form of vocoder called saying he was from an anonymous political front known as “The Carlyle Group” informed me that his political group owned Supreme and “a couple of shares” in the Clinton Foundation and warned me that the Clinton Foundation was a front for more international globalist ideology, an attempt to control the millennial cohort and warned me that if I tried to find Supreme or investigated further then what he just told me, “American soldier lives may be at stake”. As I aggressively inquired for more information, he hung up. Due to the respect of his relatively open nature for a liberal, I have decided to protect this source from public identification. But with the little that he revealed to me has opened a much deeper rabbit hole.

Neglecting that my own life is at a larger risk now than ever before, I found out “The Carlyle Group” owns half of the Supreme Company as a private equity company, a company that specializes in the economic principle of liberty. The Carlyle Group owns or has investments in many entities that allow America to function blissfully like Dunkin Donuts and Kinder Morgan. Their investments in the Clinton Foundation remain relatively minimal at the time of this writing (roughly 3%), backing what Charles Walton, who I deduced by various form of “googling” was my anonymous source, has said about Supreme and the Clinton Foundation.

There wasn’t much more I could find out about the Clinton Foundation beyond this information, but it’s more than enough to see the links between Hillary Clinton’s illicit business connections to her failed attempt at running for president. From my conclusions, it appears that Hillary Clinton wanted to become President of our United States to illicitly profit off of the lives of terrorism and the skateboarders that would vote for her. There is obviously a lot more to this story then what I have reported, so this remains an active case. I have already potentially put a few peoples lives like Charles Walton in danger but that’s the risk I have to take being a fearless investigative journalist living hellbent to uncover the untold truths in our world.

If you or someone you love may be a communist, a radical, a socialist, an anarchist, or if you think there is a cabal of elites trying to categorize the world or attempt to dismantle our countries’ unity, you can contact me or Don Kaftan (via donkaftan@bullshitnews.org ) from that email. Every American secret must be unveiled in order to protect our democracy from lurking threats that try to pry liberty from our God-given rights. We deserve to know the truth, we are Americans after all.

Alexander Jones is a fierce investigative journalist dedicating to finding the real truth blurred by the mainstream globalist media. Alexander Jones is a strong advocate for libertarianism, liberty, and raw rib eye steak. In his spare time away from journalism, Alexander enjoys hunting and keyboard/synthesizer music. An animal advocate throughout his life, he currently owns five hunting dogs, two purebred horses, and two cats. Although he is an advocate for the survival of the fittest Darwinism, he is a Pentecostal Christian who always–ALWAYS spends time with Jesus and The Lord on Sundays.

Hillary Clinton Announces Bid To Run For Prime Minister Of Communism-Plagued Canada

March 13, 2018 ~ DonKaftan ~ 6 Comments

Written By Dan Shapiro

Hillary Clinton, the infamous deplorable loser who was banished from the United States of America after her defeat in the 2016 presidential election, has announced she has migrated to the communist moose colony of Canada and will run for Prime Minister in their 2019 election. Hillary Clinton is bloodthirsty for power, and she has innovated her political methods by mimicking Donald Trump for calling the heartland of America, “backwards” and did not share any desire to make America great again, which is evident by running for a “Prime Minister”. That’s one thing that shines about Canada’s communism, they don’t believe in constitutions or presidents, both what help make America the world’s leader number one leader in liberty production.

We don’t like to talk about Canada on Bullshit News because we refuse to acknowledge our Stalinist neighbor or promote their red radical agenda. The leader of their “Prime Minister” bund, Justin Trudeau, is more of a hippie that likes to put flowers in guns than behave as a world leader. What exactly has he done since he became “Prime Minister”, raise taxes on the poor? Of course not, the most outlandish thing he is currently doing is promoting the liberal agenda known as “multiculturalism”. In layman’s terms, it’s a Canadian version of American liberty, only communist and inferior. There is a strong reason why the American Dollar will always be more valuable than the Canadian dollar because as we all know, Communism never works. If communism worked, why isn’t life more efficient than it needs to be?

Enough with the communist bastards of the North. Hillary Clinton, poaching over the Canadian “Parliament” like a vulture over a dead deer, will not cease her political ambitions until she is in a high and powerful position to dictate people’s lives. In an essence, she is an export of bastardized American liberty, but she is no communist. She might be too much of a socialist to make any “splash” for parliament seating, but this is a key sign that her days meddling with Donald Trump’s presidential affairs in cohorts with Robert Mueller are over. Her next approach is a long-shot one, become a popular Canadian politician and usurp the general-secretary (the so-called “Prime Minister”) role Justin Trudeau holds. But as we all know, when communists hold power they are very reluctant to take it, and will often approach violent ends to a means if it means staying in power. Once Hillary managed to get a chance to be on the ballot, we should not be surprised if something suspicious happens, such as asking America to help her campaign and is thrown to Canadian prison for colluding with a foreign government. What poetic justice that would be!

Hillary Clinton announced she was running for “Prime Minister” from Mumbai, India. Just weeks before, Justin Trudeau was campaigning for reelection in the former communist colony, India. Hillary is aiming to see how Trudeau is popular and must robotically mimic his approach to politics to better understand the so-called “average Canadian voter”. Justin’s communist constituents denounced Trudeau’s New Delhi-leg of his campaign saying that he was “trying too hard“, creating a divide in the Liberal Party (the communist bund for the Democratic Party) and the exact moment for Hillary Clinton to jump in on the scene and challenge Trudeau. What’s to happen will be examined more by Bullshit News in the future. For now, America will always be in the headlines.

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on Republican Party Politics and that Middle East thing. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “pwn” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB spl.