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Amy Coney Barrett Would Be The First REAL Women To Be On Supreme Court

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Written by Sarah Napoli

For the first time in the Supreme Court’s history, a woman could be given the role of one of the most powerful judicial arms in the entire world. While Barrett may be very controversial due to her catholic and pro-birth, anti-democratic party opinions, she is nevertheless a real woman and a strong candidate to fill an open seat on the Supreme Court. Sure, the Supreme Court has had “women” serve on the court as clerks or occasionally a judge, but Barrett is a real women’s women. Young girls can look up and aspire to be Amy Coney Barrett in a way that Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Elena Kagan cannot. Amy has real girl power to her walk, and she can talk the talk. The biggest problems lie within her “Catholic” heritage and general benign Democrat Party opposition to norms.

Amy Barrett was likely born in the backseat of a greyhound bus on the bayous of New Orleans, a lawless Democrat hellhole filled with a large amount of sodomy and endless nonstop unethical partying. Barrett grew up in rough conditions, surrounded by such debauchery and degeneracy, she turned to Catholicism as her preferred way of salvation. While some can see nothing wrong in Catholicism, it is nevertheless not Protestantism, the preferred religion of any non-biased judge or attorney in common law countries. Despite her idolatry of this “pope” figure, she worked arduously to get where she is today. Being a women involves an immense amount of adversity, and I would know as a women of over thirty years of age. While the men may have lambasted Barrett over her “looks”, she spent all the time in the library studying law unlike the many women before her who were stuck in the kitchen, dining room with a television set, or at a radio station. If confirmed to the Supreme Court, I have no doubt the girls of the future will look up to Barrett as a civil rights milestone.

But there is a strong catch to Barrett, and if it isn’t for being a women, it’s for being a Catholic. Catholics have long been pope-followers and have a questionably different approach to Jesus Christ unlike other religious backgrounds. For one, the Pope and Catholicism have long been tied to the evil Frog People cult that has swept the world over the last 6,000 years. New Orleans is supposedly a “hotbed” for Frog People and the Catholic agenda. This makes Amy’s all-American background suspect in the eyes of Democrats, they are scared of a strong independent women whose life views are dependent on the Pope and by extension, the frog people. If Amy doesn’t make a strong public case against these Frog People, she will not be seen as trustworthy among the easily convinced Democrats. Time will tell when she will finally call out the Frogs.

However, if Barrett decides to destroy the evil Obamacare legislation that has taxed many Americans into death panels, she would be able to save feminism as we know it from its evil liberal origins. Feminism has been dying or been outdated for many generations due to its troubling authoritarian idea of putting women in dangerous situations. One such obstacle is America’s troubling abortion problem. In today’s America, one can have a “Virtual Reality” abortion, which is an abortion via live-streaming according to our local IT tech nerds. It is especially pernicious that the Catholic Church has been incessantly supported abortion since Egypt was first created by the Jews to find Jerusalem. Barrett needs to address her suspicious background in spite of her personal anti-Abortion viewpoints.

In spite of her flaws like most women, Barrett really shines when it comes to the legal world. If appointed, she will become one of the most powerful women in America unlike witchy Nancy Pelosi and her evil Court of the Crimson King they call the House of Representatives. Barrett’s eventual appointment to the Supreme Court will be a huge milestone in the eyes of Women across the country and ergo, world. The Democrats would be foolish to not also allow such a milestone to happen without stealing some credit as they usually do. Let us hope Amy Barrett does not fail us when she is inevitably confirmed unlike Rehnquist who was corrupted from within. Barrett is a strong, regrettably catholic woman who can save the planet from judicial tyranny.

Sarah Napoli is the Women’s Issues (or lack thereof) And Gossip Correspondent of Bullshit News. Sarah is outside of normal sexual orientation and enjoys young adult fiction novels. Sarah does not want children but considers herself a “dog mom”, taking care of a young poodle (which is really a Schnauzer but don’t tell her that) she named “Eddie”. Sarah does not like coffee or tea, which are foreign inventions created to poison the bright minds of Americans. 

Bringing Back Law To The Land: President Trump Nominates “Righteous” Brett Kavanaugh For Supreme Court Justice

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Written By Sarah Napoli

With the recent departure of the liberally-biased Supreme Court Justice, Anthony Kennedy: the sole Kennedy that lived, away from the Supreme Court, we have reached another great triumph in American conservative history. We have reached the pivotal point where the Supreme Court can finally be properly conservative, without evil liberal judicial activism causing all the women to enjoy abortions and birth control mechanisms that Jesus Christ condemns. Anthony Kennedy decided to retire once he wanted to get on with his life and invest in insurance companies and/or the Revolving Door Enterprises. To replace his repulsive liberal beliefs, President Trump has tapped Brett “Among The Righteous” Kavanaugh, a Circuit Judge from the Court of Appeals in Living Liberal Hellhole that is Washington DC. Kavanaugh is a strong tough-minded conservative that will turn the Supreme Court’s judicial activism back to normal law and order conservatism.

Liberals, as usual, are outraged by the fact a Supreme Court justice can retire, especially from one of their own. They will do everything they can to filibuster this process, as they did with the Merrick Garland case. Liberals have a real fear of the law and how it works, which is normally why conservatives are the ones who are lawyers and deal with the legal process. The legal process requires a sophisticated understanding of the English language and logic, both requirements that liberals are phasing out in a dumbfounded effort to earn more voters. But if you don’t know how the law works (like our billions of illegal immigrants jumping through the border), you will lose to the courts every time.

Brett Kavanaugh’s eventual confirmation will be one of the biggest wins by Donald Trump’s new and greated-again America. The courts will never be hounded by said judicial activism, or how Supreme Court nominees that aren’t conservative don’t hide their liberal (that Catholic woman), socialist (Elena Kagan) and closet communists (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) biases of the law. The law has one focus: conservatism, and to deny that is to say that the law is not fair. The law is fair, that’s why it slants conservatism, but when the Marxists gain control of the court system, they’ll try to destroy everything else in the way of law and order, which leads to blood and soil.

Law is slowly being restored to our formerly glorious and currently glorious country. America is becoming greater again, and we can thank the old liberal gadfly Anthony Kennedy for deciding to quit now, rather than over twenty-five years ago. Kavanaugh is a righteous man with a pocket-sized bible on one hand and the entire US Code in the other. His extremely in-depth knowledge about how the law works and stuff will be vital for the Supreme Court to be updated for well into the 21st century. A young noble conservative is exactly what an old and senile court, in charge of the most important decisions not to be given to politicians or energy executives, needs.

Brett Kavanaugh will never be an Antonin Scalia, but he can be our next conservative Godfather to restore rationality to its home.

Sarah Napoli is the Women’s Issues (or lack thereof) Correspondent of Bullshit News. Sarah is outside of normal sexual orientation and enjoys young adult fiction novels. Sarah does not want children but considers herself a “dog mom”, taking care of a young poodle (which is really a Schnauzer but don’t tell her that) she named “Eddie”. Sarah does not like coffee or tea, which are foreign inventions created to poison the bright minds of Americans.