Why Do Democrats Hate The Police?

Written by Dan Shapiro

America was established in 1776 to protect our life, property, and liberty from anarchist thugs who would burn down England just to make a cup of tea. America was created with the foundation that law and order were greater than tyranny, if we all followed the law and orders from our beloved superiors, we would all be granted equal treatment, due process, and a right to pursue happiness. Would it surprise you that a small but vocal minority of outrage, all of it essentially liberal dogmatic rhetoric, is hatred spewed toward the police? The democrats have used the town of Portland, along with their Antifa soldiers as their rally cry against peacekeeping officers sworn to defend law and order. The results have been horrifying, for our police.

Portland has long been a city saddle-backed by socialists who want to gentrify their city into a communist, Scientologist, and antifa utopia. The Portland Police Bureau are the last bastion of American democracy left in Portland, defending the rest of the city by a Sacred Fence that draws the line between humanity and the godless Islamic barbaric antifa ‘protesters’. If the Sacred Fence were to collapse, god knows what could happen to our proud boys in blue. As liberals get restless over an already-cured influenza outbreak, they must have conceded that they will lose the 2020 Presidential Election to Trump already, and must act out against any and all authority at all costs, including some members of one of society’s most essential needs. The Portland Police Bureau having been getting a lot of mainstream media heat for using tear freedom gas to silence and disrupt dissenters from wrecking more havoc across the city with their mobilized activism and graffiti, wrecking property values and disrupting the status quo without a permit or due cause. This aggression against our policemen will not stand, and must be dealt with swiftly.

So why do Democrats hate the police, an organizational body that is meant to defend every last American from terrorism and communism? Is it from their hippie counterculture roots that must go against basic civil protection? Nancy Pelosi and her squad of goons have secretly wanted every big city in America to turn into San Francisco, a godless hellhole that must oppress even the poorest defenders by banning knives in all households. The result? San Francisco has now become a town like the old west, riddled with crime, poop, and vapid expensive real estate. These are the policies the Democratic Party want to use to overthrow your town into a state of Anarchic Godlessness. Portland, Oregon is their second phase of their plan to win the election. The Democrats believe that if you can desecrate the police and infantilize them, they can grab many criminal voters and force them to vote multiple times without legal scrutiny of the law and win the election. This may seem like a farce to you, but the DNC is run by a series of farce. It’s perfectly understandable to see how they nominated and ran an Anti-Christ for presidency.

In almost every other country, “defunding” or “abolishing” the police has lead to increased crime and criminal activity among cities or states with a reformed police program. Reforming the police will not work, neither will damaging their finances. Instead, we must love the police. We must worship the brave, tireless and never-ending stream of crime they fight each day to prevent from happening ever again. There is too much crime in our streets, and liberal activist socialist protesters are actively making the policemen’s lives worse and tougher by not obeying the respectful curfew laws and decorum bestowed onto them by our sacred protectors of property. The existence of antifa is to dethrone and obtain the powers the police have. If I remember reading from my multiple history textbooks correctly, that is precisely the definition of ‘tyranny’. Democrats love tyranny because it will let them do anything they want, like making their antifa troop soldiers pester our honorable police officers from doing their job.

Laws exist for a reason: to protect and defend. Similarly that’s the motto of most police bureaus across the country, for a reason. The police exist for our benefit, and if they weren’t doing their job, they will get fired and replaced by even better police officers. Actions against police officers, even if said protests are “peaceful”, actively harm police officers. They are as noble to our country as the mailman, local city politician or the grocery store owner. They are here to make our lives easier and make our problems go away quickly, and the stigma against police officers in our society is a campaign against America itself. The Democratic Party have made no secret how much they disdain our wonderful and mighty police officers across the nation. With the help of their Antifa comrades, they might push Portland into oblivion and total anarchy. The future of Portland may as well represent the future of America, will it be a godless antifa utopia devoid of police officers protecting the citizens from the good of their hearts, or will Portland become great again?

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on GOP Politics, the 2020 presidential elections, and Iran. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “own” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.

Senate To Pass Bill Renewing The Right To Kill Communists With Impunity

Written by Sgt. Louie Gates II

And as this decade of domestic terrorism led by the Barack Obama regime being washed away by President Trump comes to a close, we are hopeful that the upcoming decade won’t be led astray by phony presidents like Barack Obama and his nonstop apology tours. Thankfully, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell already has a plan in mind for the next decade to eradicate all aspects of liberal extremism (and its good cousin communism) with the midnight passage of a bill titled S.981, otherwise known as the “Good Neighbor Act Of 2019”.

The Good Neighbor Act allows for a couple of things. First, the GNA decriminalizes dueling, one of America’s finest and oldest political institutions for rhetoric. The GNA also permits a federal implementation of the “Stand Your Ground” act, which supports national security and adds more than $70 billion dollars towards the Department of Homeland Security to manufacture “Safety Drones” for nearly all police departments across the country. Many other aspects of the GNA are miscellaneous details about funding various parts of our military and other good benefits towards America’s protectors against terrorism. A notable aspect of the GNA is the permittance of owning a gun within 50 miles of a school zone for defensive-use purposes.

The Good Neighbor Act is an exceptional piece of legal writing and advancement towards the protection of our own people that Barack Obama was trying to destroy in his eight years of tyranny. Critics of national security (“coincidentally” a majority of the Democratic Party base) believe this bill will pave the way for a fascist America, which is pure hogwash. Just because America is putting more money into Homeland Security, a guarantee to be in Iraq for at least another five years, and paving the way for Stand Your Ground laws across the country does not permit the same “evil” as Adolf Hitler or Slobodan Milosevic, it simply allows means for the average ordinary every-day American to fight back AGAINST those evil communists that lurk within our borders. Stalin be damned.

I’m personally offended by these allegations that compare our beautiful democracy to something as mundane and boring as Serbia. How can the United States of America be considered “fascist” for passing a bill that allows Americans to be properly armed and ensuring their right for security without the interference of police officers, communists, and paperwork? America has enough bureaucratic processes (created by Democratic Party-enabled administrations) and the Good Neighbor Act aims to eliminate these needless paper-backed burdens that can bring justice to a halt and prevent criminals and other communist infiltrators from claiming their innocence. Thanks to Mitch McConnell and other Senate Republicans, Americans everywhere in America can no longer worry about criminal legal implications if they happen to “commit homicide” against communists and other threats to our national security.

For many of our ignorant readers, they might ask the question, “Isn’t communism dead? Why worry about dead ideologies that have failed millions of times in the past?”. And to you I say, no political ideology can truly die, except for maybe monarchy. But communism is never dead, it is a zombie ideology that can only be hunted down and discouraged in every United States history classroom as a means to prevent the communists that have or may have influence in our local communities. Now, I’m not scared of communism or communists threatening to hunt me down because I have a security clearance from the government. But what I am concerned about is communism being considered okay, and the teachings of communist inventer Karl Marx considered acceptable material for children that are in the middle of learning about the wonders of Christianity and the Bible. To be a communist you cannot read the bible, and I should know as a staunch anti-Communist Republican God-fearing man! The two are simply incompatible with each other.

As we move towards an election year, the stakes are high for communism to “bounce back” against our extremely Democratic country. Socialist Democratic Party candidate for president, Bernie Sanders, remains of the biggest threats to our country should he be nominated or otherwise. But with the passage of the GNA come early January, Sanders and his goons against America will be officially put on notice. America will not tolerate terrorists and their sympathizers. May your New Year be merry and wonderful unless you’re a communist, then I’m onto you. Have a hearty 2020!!

Sgt. Louie Gates II is Bullshit News’ correspondent on national security and military issues. He owns five Rottweilers and is a huge Boston Red Sox fan. He is faithful to his wife LaShawnda Gates and has two daughters. He served in the military many times on multiple tours and received a purple heart for his valiant efforts to protect our country. Sgt. Gates II currently works with the American Enterprise Institute and its stout Anti-Communism program.