Senate To Pass Bill Renewing The Right To Kill Communists With Impunity

Written by Sgt. Louie Gates II

And as this decade of domestic terrorism led by the Barack Obama regime being washed away by President Trump comes to a close, we are hopeful that the upcoming decade won’t be led astray by phony presidents like Barack Obama and his nonstop apology tours. Thankfully, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell already has a plan in mind for the next decade to eradicate all aspects of liberal extremism (and its good cousin communism) with the midnight passage of a bill titled S.981, otherwise known as the “Good Neighbor Act Of 2019”.

The Good Neighbor Act allows for a couple of things. First, the GNA decriminalizes dueling, one of America’s finest and oldest political institutions for rhetoric. The GNA also permits a federal implementation of the “Stand Your Ground” act, which supports national security and adds more than $70 billion dollars towards the Department of Homeland Security to manufacture “Safety Drones” for nearly all police departments across the country. Many other aspects of the GNA are miscellaneous details about funding various parts of our military and other good benefits towards America’s protectors against terrorism. A notable aspect of the GNA is the permittance of owning a gun within 50 miles of a school zone for defensive-use purposes.

The Good Neighbor Act is an exceptional piece of legal writing and advancement towards the protection of our own people that Barack Obama was trying to destroy in his eight years of tyranny. Critics of national security (“coincidentally” a majority of the Democratic Party base) believe this bill will pave the way for a fascist America, which is pure hogwash. Just because America is putting more money into Homeland Security, a guarantee to be in Iraq for at least another five years, and paving the way for Stand Your Ground laws across the country does not permit the same “evil” as Adolf Hitler or Slobodan Milosevic, it simply allows means for the average ordinary every-day American to fight back AGAINST those evil communists that lurk within our borders. Stalin be damned.

I’m personally offended by these allegations that compare our beautiful democracy to something as mundane and boring as Serbia. How can the United States of America be considered “fascist” for passing a bill that allows Americans to be properly armed and ensuring their right for security without the interference of police officers, communists, and paperwork? America has enough bureaucratic processes (created by Democratic Party-enabled administrations) and the Good Neighbor Act aims to eliminate these needless paper-backed burdens that can bring justice to a halt and prevent criminals and other communist infiltrators from claiming their innocence. Thanks to Mitch McConnell and other Senate Republicans, Americans everywhere in America can no longer worry about criminal legal implications if they happen to “commit homicide” against communists and other threats to our national security.

For many of our ignorant readers, they might ask the question, “Isn’t communism dead? Why worry about dead ideologies that have failed millions of times in the past?”. And to you I say, no political ideology can truly die, except for maybe monarchy. But communism is never dead, it is a zombie ideology that can only be hunted down and discouraged in every United States history classroom as a means to prevent the communists that have or may have influence in our local communities. Now, I’m not scared of communism or communists threatening to hunt me down because I have a security clearance from the government. But what I am concerned about is communism being considered okay, and the teachings of communist inventer Karl Marx considered acceptable material for children that are in the middle of learning about the wonders of Christianity and the Bible. To be a communist you cannot read the bible, and I should know as a staunch anti-Communist Republican God-fearing man! The two are simply incompatible with each other.

As we move towards an election year, the stakes are high for communism to “bounce back” against our extremely Democratic country. Socialist Democratic Party candidate for president, Bernie Sanders, remains of the biggest threats to our country should he be nominated or otherwise. But with the passage of the GNA come early January, Sanders and his goons against America will be officially put on notice. America will not tolerate terrorists and their sympathizers. May your New Year be merry and wonderful unless you’re a communist, then I’m onto you. Have a hearty 2020!!

Sgt. Louie Gates II is Bullshit News’ correspondent on national security and military issues. He owns five Rottweilers and is a huge Boston Red Sox fan. He is faithful to his wife LaShawnda Gates and has two daughters. He served in the military many times on multiple tours and received a purple heart for his valiant efforts to protect our country. Sgt. Gates II currently works with the American Enterprise Institute and its stout Anti-Communism program.