BREAKING: Black Lives Matter Militia Conquer South Detroit, Threaten To Raze Southern Detroit Unless Trump Is Impeached Within 120 Days

Written By Rachel Gilfords

The violent and rogue “activist group” Black Lives Matter have formed a militia to “combat police brutality and behavior”, amongst other objectives on their table, like “preserving the Negro race with Aryan behavior” and “promoting multiculturalism and ending colorism(?)”. Black Lives Matter is well-known for their radical leftist views on multiculturalism and diversity, and their behavior usually coincides with anti-White crimes, behavior, and defamation. They are a legalized hate group.

I flew into Detroit Metro Airport Thursday afternoon in an attempt to interview the militia members first-hand but witnessed something far worse: Detroit. The houses of this so-called city were abandoned and riddled with graffiti and broken windows. This is Detroit: the once thriving city of automobile industry now forced to compete with other countries to manufacture cars, chemicals, rubber, and other car things, looked like a complete mess. Total Jeb Bush job. The city had very little greenery around, possibly from the Black Lives Matter groups intolerance to all things not black, such as grass and flowers. Detroit was once the shining city built on sustainable free enterprise, looked like the kind of city liberals cite as a “political problem manufactured by Republicans on a get-rich quick or Ponzi scheme”. This was a city that no longer solely focused on manufacturing cars, but to manufacture propaganda to cater to their wealthy elitist base.

The Black Lives Matter militia folks were very non-confrontational and destroyed my camera and my smartphone with little to no remorse. By Friday night, the Black Lives Matter folks were breaking and entering an abandoned McDonalds right by the Windsor, Canada border. Citing “reparations in form of eminent domain”, Black Lives Matter held the McDonalds hostage, garnering police attention to the situation. I was startled that there were police officers in Detroit, but I didn’t become too aghast from the situation to distract myself from this big story. A police officer, a balding white man in his late 40s, fired a warning shot for the BLM militia to leave the property or get arrested. A simple compromise, one would infer. But this literal warning shot was deemed a threat to a “Black life”, so the militia retaliated and ignited a shoot-out that lasted five minutes. Every police officer that arrived on the scene was shot, a total of twenty-five cops. In response to the situation, Black Lives Matter has claimed the outer abandoned McDonalds location within a three-mile radius as their territory.

The mayor of Detroit, Mike Duggan (lib), announced the surrender of this “South Detroit” territory, calling it “no skin of my bones”. Duggan welcomed the loss of Detroit land, but would permit sanctions to “South Detroit” in order to suffocate the land financially, perhaps as a political ploy for Mike Duggan’s next mayoral election?

The day after the horrific shootout, the militia had an amateur press conference, a relative large stature black man with a megaphone, threatening to burn down the abandoned McDonalds they illegally occupy as well as the rest of their conquered territory in 120 days if Donald Trump is not impeached by then. Any attempts to reacquire the territory of “South Detroit” would be responded with gunfire until “the pigs fly”. I might have been the only person at this press conference, as I saw police cruisers circling the area nearby but refusing to enter the Black Lives Matter land.

Mike Duggan wasn’t there but I was, to watch those violent militia thugs kill our men in blue like that, with no concern or empathy for life, hypocritical to the values the so-called “Black Lives Matter” group stands for. It’s a disgusting disgrace for Mike Duggan to allow the murder of twenty-five police officers in a shoot out to a militia that threatens the safety of citizens in Detroit. To condone such violent actions against our public defense of our fellow Americans is a disgrace to liberty and to our red, white, and blue that our country stands for. These actions are simply un-American and unneeded. The Black Lives Matter militia claim that the founding fathers forged the Second Amendment (praise be) to be invoked when to attack an unruly, tyrannical government, which has never happened in American history thank the Lord. They invoke this rhetoric to promote their agenda, which we can slowly see as an eventual takeover of our beloved United States of America herself. We cannot allow this to be. Mike Duggan must resign now, and let the citizens of Detroit pick their own strong and powerful Republican to combat this illegal militia from operating and killing our policemen, and more importantly occupying and harboring American God-given land. This is beyond a political movement that the Black Lives Matter folks claim to operate as it has turned into a terrorist organization hell-bent on destroying American society as she stands.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The staff at Bullshit News do not recognize the unsovereign land of “South Detroit”.

Rachel Gilfords is Bullshit News’ White House Correspondent and On-Field Reporter. She has covered Afghanistan and Iraq in one year and has received acclaimed conservative awards and adoration from Roger Ailes. She has a tiny brown Pomeranian named Thin Mint.