President Trump Seeks Peace With The Blacks

Written by Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq 

There is no secret America has dealt with slavery in the past. It’s part of our history much like jazzball and the invention of firearms. Recently the Black Lives Matter movement, an anti-capitalist liberal militia located in an abandoned McDonalds in South Detroit, have decided to spread their gospel of hatred to folks across the country. Their motives are unknown, but we can’t assume it to be positive. These people have desecrated the American sacred covenant of capitalism, an act of war not that different from Japan bombing Pearl Harbor. With such animosity against the American people, President Trump has decided to finally intervene and create an amicable solution.

For those unaware of who the Black Lives Matter movement, “The Blacks” are a heavily armed militia of people whose goal is to achieve “liberation” against America for their alleged crimes against humanity. The BLM is also known for their extremely radical views supporting multiculturalism and the environment by means of “dialogue”. They claim that the dialogue is peaceful, but now they are ushering in more complaints, specifically against the finest institution America has set up, our police officers. The Black Lives Matter people are against the police, who only act to protect and to serve, and to some extent also prevent crime from happening.

The invention of the police is one of America’s greatest successes. Before the police existed, crime was rampant everywhere across every country that has ever existed in history. Peasants were literally allowed to steal from their kings and get away with it. There was no concept of “security” before 1776, which is scary to think about today. It was not until George Washington invented the “Minutemen” that a sense of protection was created to defend the Thirteen Colonies. One of these first minutemen, a man named Mike Watt and another man lost in history known only as “D Boon” were the first Americans to fight back the British and eventually secure our Independence. All of this would not happen without the police.

So now let’s go back to the present day, where the Coronavirus hoax continues to spread and Joe Biden has outed himself as the Anti-Christ hellbent on destroying America if he were to be elected President in November. President Trump knows he has a serious election to re-win, and the Blacks are an important voting bloc to advocate for. He knows the Black Lives Matter militia has been a pain to work with, but has decided to be amicable to them. Trump later detailed in a press conference,

I don’t know what you people want. I solved racism. I would have ended apartheid if I was president in 1989, but I wasn’t. What more do you people want? If you want a strong president to care about your people, I am here for you. I am here to hear for you. Trust me, believe me, Barack Obama was the worst president ever when it came to you Blacks. He lied to you like he lied to the country about 7/11. He was a traitor to our constitution and to our civil liberties. If you vote for Biden, you will vote for eternal repression and sadness. But if you vote for good ol’ me, I will give you more liberty and employment then you can possibly imagine. Do you like that, Al Sharpton?

However the Black Lives Matter militia response to President Trump’s demands remain unknown, yet hallow. All I can tell you as an expert is that President Trump has been endorsed by the Black Panthers when it comes to extraordinary success to the African American community at large. President Trump has helped African Americans receive jobs that produce a great amount of capital for the economy. Trump even has African American friends, “The Hombres”, as he likes to call them.

Hopefully a peace between our American peoples can be achieved sooner rather than later. It is unfortunate that we must be in arms against each other and not towards the Democratic Party establishment for creating unfair laws to generate massive inequality. If the BLM can listen to Trump’s pleas for peace rather than block highways and be feisty, perhaps we can all live in harmony instead of dissonant dissidence.

 

Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq is the Bullshit News historian and correspondent for black supremacy extremist groups. He has had a storied career reporting on European Affairs from Hungary and is the number one expert on extremism across the globe. Bullshit News is excited for his well-endowed knowledge on extremism, and its relation to liberalism. He earned his Ph.D. in Prague and became a lawyer in America. He is a naturalized citizen of the United States and resides in Houston with his dog, Jefferey.

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