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They’re Making JFK Woke Now

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Written By Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq 

I left my local nickelodeon in frothy disgust last weekend. As a passionate first generation American, I thought a movie regarding a former president (and a liberal too, so be damned) would at the very minimum not be affected by the recent audacious woke media climate. I thought our institutions were pure figures, that they wouldn’t have to be adjusted for “cultural sensitivity” and resemble the very best of our 6,000 years of human civilization. But no, Hollywood and their wretched woke ways have decided to capitalize on the liberal woke market.

It’s disgusting that the very same company that created “Mickard Moouse” and the Marvel Cinematic Universe have decided to make President John Fitzgerald Kennedy woke in their latest new film, “JFK: Reimagined”. What I expected that was “reimagined” would be if JFK prevented his assassination like a man and killed Lee Harvey Oswald himself, and the possibilities of what would happen after that could at least be entertaining. Instead, I see that they made JFK woke. They “reimagined” him to be (in their words), “instead of growing up with his suburban Massachusetts roots, JFK now grows up as an inner-city African-American youth in the hard streets of Harlem”. That is absolutely an atrocious bollocks mission statement that was apparently brought up frequently in the two “trailers” according my movie clerk. That statement alone cannot defend the actions of how Disney has desecrated United States history, let alone expecting me to watch some brief previews of this movie in a yokel mobile before watching the film in the cinema.

Already at the start of the film I share no sympathy for poor young John F Kennedy. Not because of the color of his new woke skin, but because he is an evil liberal that will eventually become president and ruin the country with his socialist peace corps movement, among other terrors. I thought that he would be reimagined as a Republican, learning how to be noble, caring, God-Fearing and Godless Islamic Barbarian Hating sort of a new man that isn’t scared of evil Antifa leftism. Sadly what we get instead would be better off if it was boring, instead it was appalling and shameful that Disney would resort to wokeism for a quick buck. It’s as if patriotism isn’t profitable enough anymore for the media conglomerate.

The contents of the film are as stereotypical of woke media as you can expect. It has Broadway musical songs and moments, a lot of “tearful” (unmanly) scenes, but one positive merit of the film was the alternative assassination portrayal of JFK being “gang-banged” and bleeding out on the streets. It was more entertaining to watch that lone scene than the entire Zapruder film. But one good scene does not make a good movie, let alone a movie with super-woke elements thrown at you at every possible second. The cinematography is dull, the editing resembles Hillary Clinton’s campaign ads, the lightning is too dark, and the writing is obviously too woke to make sense nor resemble anything close to good. There were good possible avenues for JFK: Reimagined to be a good conservative film about failed liberalism, but instead they turned the woke gears up to eleven and we get this garbage that’s too garbage to be filth.

The worst possible thing about all of this is that JFK: Reimagined was marketing to children to make them woke. Thankfully Governor Ron DeSantis has banned the film from ever possibly playing in his state of Florida. Yet other conservative states do not seem to care about how this woke film can radicalize today’s children to become tomorrow’s liberal fascists. We need our nation’s children to not only be properly armed in school, but to be wary of wokeism and know how to confront it when the unfathomable time comes. Our children need to learn about patriotism, conservative values, nationalism, and all of that good middle-America values that our country was founded upon. The woke media and their insidious culture are a bug on the flag of Freedom, but together we can wave it away and save our country from their radical agenda.


Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq is the Bullshit News historian and correspondent for black supremacy extremist groups. Previously Seabass had a long and storied career reporting on European Affairs from Hungary and other irrelevant central-eastern European countries. He is the number one expert on extremism across the globe, earning his Ph.D. in Prague and became a part-time corporate lawyer in America in his spare time. He is a naturalized citizen of the United States and resides in Houston with his dog, Jefferey.

Leftist-Infused Cancel Culture Threatens The American Way

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Written By Roger Goodmen

The Left have been very disruptive when it comes to election season this year. They invented a fictional pandemic to disrupt society and kill millions of jobs, permeated OBAMAGATE, and let Anti-Christ Superstar Joe Biden be their presidential nominee. But one of the most insidious and downright cruel political tactics Democrats have created recently has been a new chemical weapon in the cultural wars fight for society: the Cancel Culture. What sounds like an idea of ending a bad TV show, like some liberal abhorrent animated cartoon on at 7PM, Sundays at Fox, is really the spell of disaster towards any brave and daring conservative who seriously challenges the socialist status quo. Cancel Culture, to put it bluntly, is the new wave of Democratic Party sponsored fascism. And it will hit you when you least expect it and at its worse. If you try to call 911 for your own safety, prepared to be “canceled” by the leftist mob instead of being saved in the arms of a noble police officer.

Cancel Culture is when Democrats and their Godless Islamic Barbaric friends (terrorists) actively team up with each other to hide and bury the truth. They both hate the truth because it tends to be very conservative. For example, the Democrats wish to ‘cancel’ President Trump because of false allegations that he is a criminal, some sort of asset to Russia and/or USSR, his hair being sub-optimal, or that he personally ended racism with the help of Ivanka. Democrats are an easily irritable bunch, but are deadly when a group of them are together. A single Democrat cannot cancel a bold and daring American conservative opinion-holder who ‘triggers’ them alone, but when a Democrat gets their angry mob together, the results can be deadly and disruptive to his social/work life. Cancel Culture does not care if you are right, only if you are conservative with outspoken facts that do not care about Leftist feelings, thoughts, or prayers.

But while President Trump is uncancelable, many of our fellow proud American-reproducing patriots are not. The Cancel Culture mob does not care if you served our great military or personally killed Osama Bin Laden, they go straight for the jugular and will demand or enact castration to get their way. Their primary targets are intellectual conservatives, QAnon endorsers/followers, and anyone who wants to raise the status quo. They are not normal ‘lie down and die” liberals, they are the blood-thirsty socialists who will threaten you with their guillotines to earn their right of way. Families have been torn about, virtually destroyed over ‘cancel culture’ and its related debates. It is an epidemic on the verge of the Democratic Party-engineered opioid epidemic. It threatens our very well-being, and especially the free marketplace of ideas.

It is important to keep powerful people accountable, but ‘Cancel Culture’ is the very opposite. It intends to make the hegemony of liberal opinions/ideas/values to be higher than conservatism. Any conservative or otherwise freethinking Republican intellectual will be shunned or ‘canceled’ in public spotlight because they dare to have a different, much more powerful opinion than the Homo Erectus democrat plebeian. The liberals think they will be smarter if they get a group of them together at once, called ‘wolf packs’. The liberals use their wolf pack mentalities to overthrow Republican ideology, but this isn’t the sole reason why Cancel Culture is pernicious and detrimental to American democracy. Cancel Culture threatens to end conservative ideology as we know it with mob mentality threats and demands, what can we strong-minded and freethinking people do to confront this tide of authoritarian conformism?

It would be easy to ignore the mob, but then they will actively hunt and find you. They will find your workplace of occupation, and try to get you fired for “Karen”, a new term the Cancel Culture cult crowd uses to demonize any open-minded dissenter who dare upholds the status quo. The Constitution means nothing to these people, they are out for self-retribution and blood. The idea of being “right” to these leftists is conforming to their viewpoints, and alienating any aspect of religion or nationality to nothingness. It opens up a nihilistic black hole that creates a uniform culture much like the famous George Orwell book, Dante’s Inferno.

To fight back cancel culture, we must recreate our own conservative counterculture cancel culture. Any time an angry liberal from some LiveJournal website blogs against a righteous conservative like Lindsey Graham, we must “cancel” them back with equal force. To fight the political incorrectness of the so-called Cancel Culture, we must be intolerant towards it. We can no longer be tolerant towards the Cancel Culture, we must fight it at its source.  It is the very demon seed that can uproot an entire society to hell. We must save our America before the left infests it with too much Cancel Culture toxicity that forces our country to be wiped out by China or Albania. We cannot have a weak America, one that isn’t immune to the Cancel Culture. A strong America is one with high political incorrectness, and a fundamental desire to save any Democracy that may will need our help. We are the protectors of the world, we are not meant to be “canceled”, we are meant to lead the free world, cancelled or otherwise.

 

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.

 

Political Correctness: How Democrats Are Trying To Make The English Language More Communist

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Written by Dan Shapiro

Within this millennium, college campuses have gone berserk with over-correcting people based on their identity. It seems like a long time ago, “political correctness” was a way of condoning Communism and softballing the socialist framework in order to appear more approachable and acceptable, hiding behind the very real dangers behind those wicked ideologies. Nowadays, college campuses are reinforcing a “political correctness” mindset towards its students and ideologies that are antithetical to the American Dream. No one can use the words “spook” or “fairy” anymore in their courses because apparently, they are considered “racist” and “homophobic” words. How? These rules are never explained, merely enforced and considered to be common knowledge towards fellow college colleagues. This sort of action is UnAmerican and deserves further scrutiny.

At first, “political correctness” was created from the Fairness Doctrine. The Fairness Doctrine was designed to make the English language and political discourses safer from the advent of television. This policy corroded the American consciousness until it was terminated by the next President to be added to Mt. Rushmore, Ronald Reagan. But while Reagan closed the door on “political correctness”, it came back seeking to invigorate college students into becoming Antifa anarchist radicals willing to firebomb large business buildings in the name of “anti-fascism”. They would wish they sounded that awesome, but really those same people smoke their bongs and decry about capitalism through their Xangas and LiveJournals. As a result, our children have become more sensitive about the rigorous and well-maintained reality that surrounds them and have turned into feminists French chain-smokers.

This is what communism wants from our children that are ready to work for a living until their eventual retirement, they want to destroy the state from the inside out. Political correctness, to put it simply, is socialist propaganda. The Democratic Party, in another desperate attempt to gain voters and appear more relevant, must tie college-aged children to the far-left in order to sway them away from the glorious goods of capitalism. Only this is one of their few attempts at being more popular is working, and its effect on American democracy seems wavering. The liberals have threatened to create a “Blue Wave”, its liberal framing of “Red October”, in the upcoming midterm election. What Democrats really want is healthcare for all, more regulations on liberty, and to imprison those that disagree with their radical agenda. Attempt to call them out on their illogical beliefs and they call you a “bigot”, in a desperate attempt to shut down YOUR speech. So much for “sticks and stones”.

The Democrats aren’t just targeting college-aged kids, but the entire English language as a whole. The liberals have attempted to remove mundane words, like “spastic”, “Mondays”, or “faggot” since the snowflakes deemed those words “offensive”. Do these liberals watch football? Life is like football, it revolves around OFFENSE and DEFENSE. (Editor’s Note:  Football also has a “Special Teams”, which is what liberals think are what the “physically handicapped” better known as cripples, play within the sport). You need to have both to achieve the American Dream, the desire to defend property, and the offense capabilities of earning your way into retirement.

It’s a sad fact of reality that the “intellectually disabled” are called “retarded”, but that does not mean that we should stop saying the word “retard”. That’s retarded. We cannot stop what other people call other people, no matter the profanity or the outlandish nature of a word. We cannot change words, they come to us with meaning and changing that meaning into something else, in a liberal’s stance to something “less offensive”, would be exactly what the communists would want. The liberals claim that “offensive words” are oppressing and delegitimize fellow Americans. I staunchly disagree, no one needs to be offended by words, they can just accept their status quo and move forward without deterrent. If you’re going to be offended by simple words, how can you expect to become a successful American? Life is all about shit hitting the fan, if you can’t embrace it you will not adapt, and die as a result.

The Democratic Party is attempting to coup d’etat the English language from its capitalist roots and cutting those roots and trying to grow a new tree in the name of communism. It’s the closest thing the liberals have to expand their voting base and try to “blue wave” over America. Do not fall for their “retarded” schemes to eradicate the English language as we know it, call words the exact way they are intended and refuse to adapt to their ongoing changes. Say the words you had in mind, never censor yourself to or in front of a liberal.

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on Republican Party Politics and that Middle East thing. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “pwn” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.