Reinstate MK ULTRA

Written by Alexander Jones

Not too long after America kicked the entire world’s ass in World War II, top minds from across the country joined together in order to think of creative ways for America to retain its World Championship Belt before silly things like the Geneva Convention and the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty would get in the way of societal progress. But one of the biggest social experiments also resulted in the birth of many kinds of innovation throughout our scientific field and the depths of controlling the human mind for use to end communism once and for all. This research that was used to combat the evils of our world was called MK ULTRA, and we need it now more than ever.

The scope of MK ULTRA was simple, find a way, any way, to convince people of the light that is Christianity American capitalism, the world’s dominant social paradigm only rivaled by those brutally evil Socialist Communists from the USSR. America had many wars to win, such as the drug war, the space race, the race war, and the Space Drug Battle Race War Of 1979. In every front on planet Earth, America was being attacked by the brutal USSR regime and their globalist friends such as the pro-child murder United Nations and their ex-boyfriend League of Nations. Project MK Ultra was set-up to be counter-intelligence against all the threats to America according to then head of the CIA Allen Dulles. In order to examine the psyche of the enemy, America needed to understand what it’s like being a communist, and how to coerce them from themselves and their evil ideology by any means necessary, leading to the birth of MK ULTRA.

Aside from trying to create and use mind control against anti-capitalist sympathizers, the top secret program was also trying to answer questions that past civilizations could not solve, like finding the qualitative information about just how effective enhanced interrogation techniques could be, an understanding as to how homosexuality can exists when homosexuals do not procreate for the purpose of fertility, some boring stuff about physics, and even how to defeat the evil drugs in the drug war. All of these studies are massively useful in understanding how the world around us works. Without MK Ultra, we might not have won the Vietnam War.

MK Ultra sadly was not without worthless liberal controversy. The communist sympathizing Democrat Party made information about MK Ultra public due to its perceived “anti-constitutional nature” and violations against the 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments. But such “evidence” against these violations of civil rights are only anecdotal, which means it is meaningless conjecture. If anyone was truly harmed over these studies, people would be much more aware then they are currently, and they are not. MK Ultra was a series of top secret experiments meant to strengthen the American nation and family at home. In fact, one can argue that participating in MK Ultra meant you were a devoted patriot willing to do whatever it takes for America to have an edge over all the other worthless and benign countries on the planet that might try to overthrow us one day when we’re not looking, like Albania or the Dominican Republic. As the Boy Scouts CEO Jeffery Epstein once said, “It is better to be informed and prepared rather than be naked and unarmed in conflict with the enemy”.

National Defense and the funding to outside private corporate mercenary friends like Academi/Blackwater or Lockheed Martin are some of the biggest defenders of our liberty and freedom, protecting our Democracy from fascism. These companies, with help from the trustworthy Central Intelligence Agency, can easily restart the research on MK Ultra projects, and with the latest technology getting better and better, it is only a matter of time until we can have successful mind control experiments to defeat Godless Barbaric Terrorism and convince the world that capitalism is a much smarter idea than socialism.

People need to learn how to trust their government, and that they will always be defended against the forces of evil. If government wanted to conduct scientific experiments unethically and vaguely not totally illegal towards its people, then it would be done for a just cause. Every American citizen has a mortal duty to defend and help our country against the various wars that threaten its existence. We should not be worried about pedantic moral guardians telling us what to do and how to think. Once Project MK Ultra is back into swing, we should feel more secure then ever knowing the government has its best interests in its people, their privacy, and their security.

Alexander Jones is a fierce investigative journalist dedicating to finding the real truth blurred by the mainstream globalist media. Alexander Jones is a strong advocate for libertarianism, liberty, and raw rib eye steak. In his spare time away from journalism, Alexander enjoys hunting and keyboard/synthesizer music. An animal advocate throughout his life, he currently owns five hunting dogs, two purebred horses, and two cats. Although he is an advocate for the survival of the fittest Darwinism, he is a Pentecostal Christian who always–ALWAYS spends time with Jesus and The Lord on Sundays. 

Senate To Pass Bill Renewing The Right To Kill Communists With Impunity

Written by Sgt. Louie Gates II

And as this decade of domestic terrorism led by the Barack Obama regime being washed away by President Trump comes to a close, we are hopeful that the upcoming decade won’t be led astray by phony presidents like Barack Obama and his nonstop apology tours. Thankfully, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell already has a plan in mind for the next decade to eradicate all aspects of liberal extremism (and its good cousin communism) with the midnight passage of a bill titled S.981, otherwise known as the “Good Neighbor Act Of 2019”.

The Good Neighbor Act allows for a couple of things. First, the GNA decriminalizes dueling, one of America’s finest and oldest political institutions for rhetoric. The GNA also permits a federal implementation of the “Stand Your Ground” act, which supports national security and adds more than $70 billion dollars towards the Department of Homeland Security to manufacture “Safety Drones” for nearly all police departments across the country. Many other aspects of the GNA are miscellaneous details about funding various parts of our military and other good benefits towards America’s protectors against terrorism. A notable aspect of the GNA is the permittance of owning a gun within 50 miles of a school zone for defensive-use purposes.

The Good Neighbor Act is an exceptional piece of legal writing and advancement towards the protection of our own people that Barack Obama was trying to destroy in his eight years of tyranny. Critics of national security (“coincidentally” a majority of the Democratic Party base) believe this bill will pave the way for a fascist America, which is pure hogwash. Just because America is putting more money into Homeland Security, a guarantee to be in Iraq for at least another five years, and paving the way for Stand Your Ground laws across the country does not permit the same “evil” as Adolf Hitler or Slobodan Milosevic, it simply allows means for the average ordinary every-day American to fight back AGAINST those evil communists that lurk within our borders. Stalin be damned.

I’m personally offended by these allegations that compare our beautiful democracy to something as mundane and boring as Serbia. How can the United States of America be considered “fascist” for passing a bill that allows Americans to be properly armed and ensuring their right for security without the interference of police officers, communists, and paperwork? America has enough bureaucratic processes (created by Democratic Party-enabled administrations) and the Good Neighbor Act aims to eliminate these needless paper-backed burdens that can bring justice to a halt and prevent criminals and other communist infiltrators from claiming their innocence. Thanks to Mitch McConnell and other Senate Republicans, Americans everywhere in America can no longer worry about criminal legal implications if they happen to “commit homicide” against communists and other threats to our national security.

For many of our ignorant readers, they might ask the question, “Isn’t communism dead? Why worry about dead ideologies that have failed millions of times in the past?”. And to you I say, no political ideology can truly die, except for maybe monarchy. But communism is never dead, it is a zombie ideology that can only be hunted down and discouraged in every United States history classroom as a means to prevent the communists that have or may have influence in our local communities. Now, I’m not scared of communism or communists threatening to hunt me down because I have a security clearance from the government. But what I am concerned about is communism being considered okay, and the teachings of communist inventer Karl Marx considered acceptable material for children that are in the middle of learning about the wonders of Christianity and the Bible. To be a communist you cannot read the bible, and I should know as a staunch anti-Communist Republican God-fearing man! The two are simply incompatible with each other.

As we move towards an election year, the stakes are high for communism to “bounce back” against our extremely Democratic country. Socialist Democratic Party candidate for president, Bernie Sanders, remains of the biggest threats to our country should he be nominated or otherwise. But with the passage of the GNA come early January, Sanders and his goons against America will be officially put on notice. America will not tolerate terrorists and their sympathizers. May your New Year be merry and wonderful unless you’re a communist, then I’m onto you. Have a hearty 2020!!

Sgt. Louie Gates II is Bullshit News’ correspondent on national security and military issues. He owns five Rottweilers and is a huge Boston Red Sox fan. He is faithful to his wife LaShawnda Gates and has two daughters. He served in the military many times on multiple tours and received a purple heart for his valiant efforts to protect our country. Sgt. Gates II currently works with the American Enterprise Institute and its stout Anti-Communism program.