Update: Christmas Is Saved From Atheist And Islamic Terrorism

Written By Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq

On Christmas Eve we, unfortunately, had to inform our viewers that the Nation of Islam, in cohorts with the Atheist movement/militia, were attempting to sabotage one, if not THE most important holiday in our country/culture, Christmas. They were upset that Christianity is more prominent in the world than their own ideology, festered in hate by one of the devils incarnate in Louie Farrakhan. Farrakhan, for those that do not remember, is one of the biggest “haters” of the 20th and 21st centuries. He is a black supremacy extremist that has expressed an unwavering desire to end “whitey” and some Jewish people that stand in his way. Farrakhan knew he needed an army of people, not just relying on his Nation of Islam, he needed a much larger following to execute his evil demands. Lucky for Farrakhan, he got his Christmas gift early with a large coalition of Atheists that wanted to help him with his desire to end Christmas once and for all with domestic terrorism.

Farrakhan and his Godless Islamic Barbarian and Atheist followers were to go to as many houses in America and try to burn down their Christmas trees and presents and sell the most valuable presents to pawn shops across America to rake in more money for the Nation of Islam. Thankfully, since we alerted the authorities and properly informed the people about this upcoming potential monstrosity, we were able to arrest the many people that attempted to destroy America’s precious holiday that all of us Christians celebrate merrily. That’s right readers of Bullshit News, together we have saved Christmas!

But we must also strive and make efforts to prevent efforts of Democratic Party-funded styles of terrorism that threaten to destroy our countries’ unity. The Atheism community and the Nation of Islam are forms of protected speech by our First Amendment, and their actions of terror, while heavily documented, are not enough for these groups to be disciplined from our judicial system as they are heavily biased towards liberals. This is one thing  President Donald Trump is working on year-round, eradicating this humungous bias against Christianity that is judicial activism. The Democrats tried to stop Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh from going on the Supreme Court as well as our friend and sometimes advisor of Bullshit News, Neil Gorsuch. We must spend more effort to stop this Democratic madness, and we must always remain vigilant about it.

As we head towards a new year, decade, and plenty more Christmases to come, we must all be aware of the threat that Louie Farrakhan, the Nation of Islam, and Atheism all have against our country. They are against our values, are for taxes to be raised unfairly for pig barrel spending, and support the Democratic Party more times then they do not. While the Godless Islamic Barbarians and Atheist Coalition may be fundamentally opposed to each other from their respective religious documents, they do align on one goal: the total destruction of Christianity and our beloved United States of America. We must be prepared for Christmas next year, or perhaps Easter as well. We cannot let acts of terrorism define us as a country.

But we don’t need to worry about terrorism anymore today, the Atheist Islamic brutes have lost, and their agenda has been espoused. Other outlets like CNN, The Epoch Times or The Daily Caller would have allowed these acts of terror to slide because of their mainstream liberal biases. But we don’t lie to you, we tell you the truth straight from the source, where all news originates: word of mouth. And despite what those Islamo-Atheist leftist terrorists want, Christmas is here today, and here to stay for the end of time and even beyond that.

God bless you all, and have a merry Christmas and a fruitful new year. Unless you are a radical Atheist-Islamo Barbaric Terrorist, in which case you should go to hell and think about what you were planning on doing.

Dr. Seabass T. Gorka, Esq is the Bullshit News historian and correspondent for black supremacy extremist groups. He has had a storied career reporting on European Affairs from Hungary and is the number one expert on extremism across the globe. Bullshit News is excited for his well-endowed knowledge on extremism, and its relation to liberalism. He earned his Ph.D. in Prague and became a lawyer in America. He is a naturalized citizen of the United States and resides in Houston with his dog, Jefferey.