God Is Enacting His Revenge Upon California

Written by Roger Goodmen

Within the last week, you might have read or watched the mainstream media talk about California experiencing wildfires in Sonoma and Los Angeles County, or last year when the same two counties (and some other ones) also experienced wildfires. This is no coincidence, and in the minds of liberals, they believe that “climate change” is the main culprit behind these wildfires that have destroyed tens of thousands of acres of land to burnt wine and ash. However, this is exactly what liberals want: unwarranted destruction of American land in order to blame conservatives for not spending more money cleaning our already clean and pure air and water so that greedy scientists in state universities should receive more money. The real reason these fires started is because of something much more sinister, the lack of attention the Millenials and “Gen Z” California teenagers pay to the Bible and the apathy that their state has over the Christian religion.

As we know in the older bible the Jews prefer to read over the more realistic and true bible, God is very vengeful and doesn’t like being ignored. The only reason God told Noah to build an ark is that he was sick of liberals engaging in sodomy so frequently that the only solution to end all abominations of homosexuality (but not the gay people) was to flood the whole Earth and start over again. Job ate pork once and he lost everything he loved dearly, except for God. The one true constant in all of our lives is that God will always be around and that doubting his power or not listening to God will result in devastating consequences, such as these wildfires over the United States of America’s most treasonous state.

So why has God struck vengeance against California? If you’re a longtime reader of our much-celebrated website, then you know that California is the place where everything goes wrong and progress falls off a steep cliff. California is home to a large number of Atheists and Jews (read: sinners) that try to enact their values over the entire California population via laws that control the mobility of people, whether it’s by taxes or other unwanted and needless forms of regulation, or because California refuses to accept Jesus Christ as their Official State Prophet. California was given plenty of time to revert their hedonistic and vanity culture by God, but God is not a patient man. He only wanted to flood the Earth for 40 days when he could have flooded the planet for 4,000 years. God is like a CEO or a COO, he has plans and expects actions to be met by a certain deadline, and if the deadline passes and the plans don’t go through, the CEO or COO will act accordingly. God is no different from a CEO or COO, and his patience is gone.

God’s targets make a lot of sense if you have kept up with your weekly Bible study group. God wanted to burn down Sonoma and Napa county for they are known for producing wine, a form of alcohol that enables people to relax and become inebriated in a pseudo-relaxing stance, a deadly combination of gluttony and sloth. Los Angeles County is experiencing wildfires because of Lust, Wrath, and for allowing Harvey Weinstein to run a production company for a long, long time. I could spend the rest of this article talking about how Los Angeles is one of the worst and most sinful places on the planet (up there with Djibouti and Tibet), but I fear for our conservative readers trapped in California are very aware of this, and they need more help then their State receives from their energy company, PG&E.

Money will not save California, as they reportedly produce their fair share of GDP to the USA (citation needed). This is a problem caused by a lack of faith or luster for God and has gone on long enough for Him to notice. The damages done to California thus far are enormous and could have been avoided if only their devotion to God was stronger than Las Vegas’s penchant for immorality (but done in an ethical manner). The mainstream media has been blaming PG&E for shutting off power to Californians (who I suppose, care more about their computer-phone Netflixes rather than living) rather than enacting more strict safety standards, which is a bland liberal talking point. Forcing PG&E to do more things via laws or more strict regulations will only enable PG&E to do more work and create a bigger mess, that is unless they change their power lines for Bible verses.

California’s true problems lie in their lack of (any or all) faith with the covenant of God and their state philosophy of hedonism and immorality. California’s stubbornness to accept reality (God and his Son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth) and overly controlling their energy department has led California to suffer from more atrocious wildfires than the ones they dealt with last year. And it will continue to get worse from a yearly standpoint until California accepts a more positive relationship with Him. So please, if you are in the state of California and you don’t want your home, your car or your wife/husband to burn down anytime soon, go find your local church and start praying. Daily. Because God is an impatient, omnipotent force and he knows if you’re obeying him, or if you’re obeying Satan.

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.

The Green New Deal Is The Democratic Party’s First Step Towards Creeping Socialism

Written by Roger Goodmen

With the rise of socialism in the United States, our very livelihood of a traditional American society is fading quickly. Sinister Socialists like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Ed Markey have proposed a bill aimed at curbing freedom and liberty for the benefit of pernicious solar power companies that want to overtake the energy industry by the government’s hand. Since the Solar Industry failed us before from Obama’s Solyndra Enterprise and Bill Clinton’s Monica Lewinski corporation, Democrats have been hellbent in trying to rid America of our beloved and historic coal, natural gas and oil corporations. These companies have employed millions upon millions of people, and evil socialists like Bernie Sanders want to destroy their careers in a prized historic field. Democrats only care to see America crumble, and implementing their “Green New Deal” would be the first step towards America’s decline.

What the “Green New Deal” entails, outside of raising taxes on everyone in the country in the name of “economic inequality”, is the destruction of the oil-powered energy grid, reducing America’s steel emissions, and forcing the American train industry to laboriously implement more train tracks in America in order to “Euro-fy” the country. Among many other nefarious acts of regulation Democrats want to impose, this supposed bill would change America’s culture for years to come, for the worst. If America were to become more like Europe, it would require America to have fewer walls, which is against the main interest of the American public. America needs more walls, that was one of the main reasons President Donald Trump was elected to begin with. An America without walls is like a steak cooked well done, it’s not the America I used to know.

Thankfully the Senate is still controlled by the one party in America that cares about the common man: The Republican Party. The Republicans know what the Democrats are trying to concoct is pure hippie nonsense influenced by the rise of “marijuana” in the country. America is not a drug country, and many of the ideas purposed in the “economic stimulus package” for the Green New Deal are dope-influenced ideas created by tenured political science professors at lower-tier universities that desperately need a pay raise. The Obama Regime was filled with many of these policy wonks that led America towards a creeping socialist country filled with “individual mandates”, which was the Obama elitist expression for a tax increase penalty to those that don’t subscribe to his socialized healthcare plan. Democrats have many reasons to be nostalgic for Obama, but implementing any more ideas from his agenda will result in a cerebral hemorrhage onto the country. Republicans, the elephants of America known for their long memory and ivory, know that the Green New Deal is really a sequel to Obamacare, and implementing it will result in the destruction of the America Dream as we know it for the middle and working class.

Why would the Democrats want to implement a bill that has no realistic chance of going through the Senate, let alone the President’s busy desk, remains uncertain. From my calculations and analysis, it’s implied that if the mainstream media runs a headline with “Green New Deal fails in the Senate”, it will make it appear like Republicans don’t care about agriculture, which is egregiously false. There remains an agenda that the Democratic Party has with the Green New Deal that lies with shaming and guilt-tripping the Republican Party to install a new wave of taxation across America in order for “their children to see the future”, which leads to my main point.

Bullshit News has in the past debunked the myth of a man named “Al Gore” attempting to destroy our economy in the name of “the environment” or “Global Warming” or the other broadly named “Climate Change”. The Green New Deal is a similar, but more socialist effort to corrode the hard-working American economy. Global Warming was supposedly a threat to America in the mid-2000s, yet America and the majority of the Planet are still here. If Global Warming were really such a threat, how come our species haven’t been extinct yet? Why hasn’t this “Al Gore” character-actor shown up in public for the last dozen years or so? It’s all part of an elaborate ruse by the Democratic Party in order to increase taxes on every person in America so that they could increase their own paychecks. The Green New Deal is full of earmarks and pig barrel spending to benefit the Democratic Party’s biggest donors at the expense of their most vulnerable, which to be fair has been the Democratic Party’s agenda for as long as human history has been recorded about the United States of America.

Beware of the “Green New Deal”, it will not make America or planet Earth any greener, and there are no guarantees in the bill about making America “green” again. The only thing green about this bill is the money the Democrat’s biggest donors and elitists will collect if such a bill passes. America has never been a country for elites, and it needs you to stand up and protest this vile bill. If the Democrats keep corrupting their country in ways that haven’t been seen in any nation since Machiavelli’s The Prince, they might as well just get what they want. And if the Democratic Party gets what they want, socialism, we might as well just as be dead just like the Democratic Party’s fantasies regarding Global Warming.

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.

The Environment Is Just Fine; Stop Worrying About It

Written by Roger Goodmen

It’s no secret that “Al Gore” wants to promote the Big Science industry in promoting his Global Warming myth. Big Science has been more active than ever promoting the myths of Global Warming by extensively observing the environment and discovering the shocking fact that it changes over time. Scientists desperate for cash will do anything to make America pay attention to their baseless conspiracy theories. The environment is fine, and we’re not doing enough to take better use of it.

Consider “fracking”, or hydraulic fracturing for short. Fracking is a natural process of the environment by which the ground ejects oil for human consumption in a process called “photosynthesis”. Big Science will say that fracking is horrible for the environment, which is already being decimated by the “Global Warmings” and the “Climate Changes”, while also saying that our money is best used to conserve the environment rather than letting the invisible hand of capitalism regulate the planet as God intended. These scientists claim they want to make the planet “safer for our children”, but pay no attention to their creed, they merely want more money from their lobbyists and from the greatest hoaxer of all time, “Al Gore”. It is a liberal agenda to dismantle our country’s long and prideful history of oil reserves, and getting rid of oil and energy industry permanently is their goal.

But there are no studies that conclude that “fracking” is harmful. And in more ways than one, fracking helps stimulate the job sector and allows America to be less dependent on Godless Islamic Heathens and their only source of income. Fracking helps the terrorists lose, and that is a better case for “fracking” to remain legal then listening to Big Science and their political agenda to take over the United States with their anti-Trump agenda. Why else would elitist scientists hate America gaining more money, and for the American people to have jobs? Scientists live in their own bubble and mess with chemicals for a living in an enclosed lab, away from the rest of humanity. They should not have a say in what goes on in our lives. They should stick to writing long papers about subjects only other scientists care about, which clearly is not economics, or putting the American people in their hearts.

Many of you are also aware of the Coal industry, and Donald Trump’s best efforts to restore a long-lost traditional American job sector that the Obama Regime tried to kill permanently. Coal is a cheap and powerful form of energy that ensures that our trains run on time and remain in operation. Barack Obama falsely concluded that coal was harmful “for our environment” (there goes that rhetorical device of his again) and that we had “better, greener solutions” for our energy. This is just one method of Big Science implementing their liberal agenda haplessly on the American public, trying to make millions of Americans lose their jobs so they can go play with Play-Dohs and the un-American brick toy Lego “to better help the environment”. What are these “green jobs” scientists claim exist, and if they are so effective and money-making for our economy, why haven’t they completely phased out coal for them? The answer is simple: coal is much more effective than a bunch of wind turbines moving the air that generates little for our budget.

Big Science will use big words and insufferably long explanations to try to convert you to being a liberal. They will coerce you into thinking that their method is more reliable “for our lives” than the invisible hand of capitalism. Scientist thinking is allowing children to engage in intercourse with other children in order to “better preserve our environment” (for liberal voters). This is what they call their “hypothesis”. If scientists really know what’s best for the world, they would be economists helping solve our looming national debt crisis. Thankfully, President Trump is aware of all this scientist bunk and is a president that actually cares about our economy and those formerly lost coal jobs Trump has brought back. Unlike scientists, Donald Trump has actually operated and owned many businesses of varying economic sectors and is more aware of the economy than any Al Gore-truther ever could.

When it comes to settling down and having a lifelong job, who would you rather trust, a group of white-coated glasses-wearing nerdy elitist Scientists? Or the President of the United States who knows what’s best for the American people who voted him into office? With economics factored in, there’s no need to worry about the environment, it’s doing fine. Hell, the environment is phenomenal and really doesn’t deserve any more attention then it needlessly gets from The Weather Channel. Liberals should not follow the creed of Colin Kaepernick and should find a job instead. I hear the coal industry is hiring!

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.