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Let Us Thank Saudi Arabia For Their Brave Efforts For Helping America

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Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Today is one of the most tragic, yet successful events in American History. You know the story, Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists hijacked a couple planes and used the planes to blow up popular American landmarks like the World Trade Center, the Accountability Department of the Pentagon, and Pennsylvania. While we mourned and recovered, we saw vengeance on the people/entire ethnoreligious background as revenge for their crimes against the American humanity. It took a manhunt and two wars to begin America’s revenge, which is still on-going. But thanks to the help of former enemy Saudi Arabia, America has been closer than ever before to restoring our former glory, a task that can only be achieved and retained through a President Trump victory.

Saudi Arabia was a prime suspect on the “Who Done It?” list of 9/11 terrorist suspects, but they were quickly ruled out with an alibi. With the power of hindsight, this was obvious now but not in the terror-wretched world of 2001. Once Yahoo! News confirmed to the American people that invading Iraq and Afghanistan were okay, the hunt was on for the alleged yet highly convicted “Osama Bin Laden” that claimed responsibility for the atrocious inhumane attacks. Blood must be met with blood after all, Sun Tzu said that.

It took many years for America to track down Mr. Bin Laden. The GPS, a revolutionary technology that helped us get revenge on Saddam Hussein for defying the natural order in the Gulf War, could not locate Osama Bin Laden as fast as a DNA sample from a murder scene. Equally frustrating was seeing Ground Zero being the murder scene of an attack against freedom, equality, and American liberty. It was America’s darkest thirty minutes, until an unlikely ally gave us their hand.

Yes, it was help from Saudi Arabia that America not only had a new economic ally to trade goods with, but they also had the technology to track down Osama Bin Laden and his evil cronies with the Bedouin. The Bedouin was able to locate Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan, an area America could not invade over fears of the hysterical “World War 3” could occur. And we know how the story “ended” from there.

But the end of Bin Laden was not the end of the War on Terror, far from it. It was a siren sent out to the world that America will not be messed with again, not even if it comes from the anarcho-leftist Biden campaign or from those that defy the great order of President Trump, like Mr. “Soft on Terrorism” Barack Hussein Obama. Obama seized power from President Bush The Latter from so-called antiquated “term limits” law. Barack felt compelled to push America to multiple Apology Tours (not to be confused with Tour of Duty, something that actually involves honor) so that we could receive sympathy points for no gain. By weakening our country, Barack Obama angered our Saudi Arabian allies who needed a great shipment of military arms to tame the local populace. Making America look weak to many countries was not good for our friends in Raytheon or Lockheed Martin.

That’s why this 9/11, we need to thank Saudi Arabia for making sure America wouldn’t look weak and disgraceful in matters that concern our international affairs attention. Saudi Arabia did not give up on America unlike Mr. Obamagate’s reign in the White House. Saudi Arabia had our backs to make sure we did capture and gave Osama Bin Laden a fair trial to die in hell. It was only possible due to a phenomenal deal brokered by President Trump while he was also working overtime to solve racism. France, Canada, the UK and Germany all refused to help America so that they could take over America’s mantle of being the most relevant country on Earth. Saudi Arabia did not step in because of an Obama Apology tour out of pity, they did it because it was a necessity, the right thing to do, and most importantly, they cared.

Without the involvement of Saudi Arabia and the Bedouin, Osama Bin Laden would still be alive taunting us with his demented music videos of his Taliban gang of barbarians. We live in a more peaceful world not just because of President Donald Trump, but from the resourceful and innovative minds from Saudi Arabia that helped America track down Osama and restored justice back to the victims whose lives were recklessly taken from them because of a jaded MTV superstar. But this peace will not be here forever, it can be taken from us by any Democratic Party president or even from the local worker’s unions. Evil terrorists reside within America, and we should all be diligent that mini-Osama’s don’t come out to reenact a horrific tragedy.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

Iran: Syria’s Other Evil Twin After Iraq

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Written by Roger Goodmen

President Donald Trump has achieved history yet again. President Trump has decided to pull out from the horrible, terrible, no-good and very bad Iran Deal,  a trade deal from the immorberal (immoral + liberal) Obama regime from his apology tour to Iran. Obama would give taxpaying American dollars to initiate a “Big Government” in Iran while helping them acquire the abilities to use nuclear weapons to kill American citizens in their homes. In exchange, Iran would give “art supplies” and permit their women population to become literate and write books or something like that. Previous efforts from the Barack Obama regime to plague our public schools also involve supporting a 9-year-old’s “artwork” of positive imagery of Mohammed personally murdering Jesus Christ with a shoe, created in a public school classroom in Utah. This is what liberals define what “good art” looks like.

But today is not about liberals, it is about something just as bad. Iran has been a member of the “Axis of Evil” since 2003 when George W. Bush watched the Disney film, “Pirates of The Caribbean”. Syria, Iraq’s evil twin, has been involved in the news lately because of their freshman entry into the Terrorism War. Iran, Syria’s evil twin, has existed under Ruhollah al-Khomeini since 1979 after cutting his law-abiding Republican president with a samurai blade and drank his blood, as per tradition with Terrorist “governments”. The other countries that exist in or around the Axis of Evil are North Korea and Saudi Arabia. They might disagree between different methods of execution against God-loving Americans, but they all agree on one thing: the destruction of the United States of America and its Government. They will kill Americans until we surrender, which is impossible for America to do. Seriously, read your history books.

Iran is among one of the fiercest and perhaps the strongest country within the Axis of Evil. As I’ve written before on Bullshit News, I’m a strong proponent for nuking Iran. Consider that an ethics statement. Iran has gone on for far too long threatening the American way of life for letting women procreate peacefully. They have strong hostility over the idea of Freedom so they focus on war instead. Iran has existed for far too long because they used to be a middle-of-the-road Democracy, it existed for a while but was cut away by Al-Khomeini. They have become a terrorist country ever since, and they threaten our way of living. If they were to build nuclear weapons per the Iran Deal, we would all be blown to smithereens.

Iran has always planned to strike America with nuclear weapons, but they lack the capability of doing so until Obama came along. Obama worked with al-Khomeini on a particularly deceitful liberal trick, the “reverse psychology”. Obama’s gambit was that he was trying to trick al-Khomeini into loving capitalism, but al-Khomeini tricked Obama with feigned empathy with feminism. Barack Obama enabled feminist terrorism in exchange for arts and craft supplies. If he was going to make a trade deal with Iran, he could at least get some bombs or weapons at the worst, but he managed to be worse than worst. It was his defining foreign relations moment under his neoliberal fascist regime.

President Trump eliminating this needless Iran Deal was the right thing to do. The only regret over this decision is that it wasn’t the first thing President Trump did in the White House, instead of him looking for a phone booth. Iran will no longer be funded in their Nuclear Weapons department in their West Wing and will be given tougher and stronger sanctions than ever before. Barack Obama infamously lifted many of these sanctions in his apology tour to accomplish needless public relations for “his legacy”. Donald Trump has restored our decorum in the Middle East, because of his close relationship with God compared to Hillary Clinton. We exist because of God for very good reasons, so we should celebrate his legacy instead of the Hussein Obama. With Trump ending this no-good nonsense Iran Deal, we know that God is confident with Trump to make the right decision. And to be honest, that’s all that matters in life. If God wills it, so it is done. Nuke Iran, but only when they least expect it.

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.