Let Us Thank Saudi Arabia For Their Brave Efforts For Helping America

Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Today is one of the most tragic, yet successful events in American History. You know the story, Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists hijacked a couple planes and used the planes to blow up popular American landmarks like the World Trade Center, the Accountability Department of the Pentagon, and Pennsylvania. While we mourned and recovered, we saw vengeance on the people/entire ethnoreligious background as revenge for their crimes against the American humanity. It took a manhunt and two wars to begin America’s revenge, which is still on-going. But thanks to the help of former enemy Saudi Arabia, America has been closer than ever before to restoring our former glory, a task that can only be achieved and retained through a President Trump victory.

Saudi Arabia was a prime suspect on the “Who Done It?” list of 9/11 terrorist suspects, but they were quickly ruled out with an alibi. With the power of hindsight, this was obvious now but not in the terror-wretched world of 2001. Once Yahoo! News confirmed to the American people that invading Iraq and Afghanistan were okay, the hunt was on for the alleged yet highly convicted “Osama Bin Laden” that claimed responsibility for the atrocious inhumane attacks. Blood must be met with blood after all, Sun Tzu said that.

It took many years for America to track down Mr. Bin Laden. The GPS, a revolutionary technology that helped us get revenge on Saddam Hussein for defying the natural order in the Gulf War, could not locate Osama Bin Laden as fast as a DNA sample from a murder scene. Equally frustrating was seeing Ground Zero being the murder scene of an attack against freedom, equality, and American liberty. It was America’s darkest thirty minutes, until an unlikely ally gave us their hand.

Yes, it was help from Saudi Arabia that America not only had a new economic ally to trade goods with, but they also had the technology to track down Osama Bin Laden and his evil cronies with the Bedouin. The Bedouin was able to locate Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan, an area America could not invade over fears of the hysterical “World War 3” could occur. And we know how the story “ended” from there.

But the end of Bin Laden was not the end of the War on Terror, far from it. It was a siren sent out to the world that America will not be messed with again, not even if it comes from the anarcho-leftist Biden campaign or from those that defy the great order of President Trump, like Mr. “Soft on Terrorism” Barack Hussein Obama. Obama seized power from President Bush The Latter from so-called antiquated “term limits” law. Barack felt compelled to push America to multiple Apology Tours (not to be confused with Tour of Duty, something that actually involves honor) so that we could receive sympathy points for no gain. By weakening our country, Barack Obama angered our Saudi Arabian allies who needed a great shipment of military arms to tame the local populace. Making America look weak to many countries was not good for our friends in Raytheon or Lockheed Martin.

That’s why this 9/11, we need to thank Saudi Arabia for making sure America wouldn’t look weak and disgraceful in matters that concern our international affairs attention. Saudi Arabia did not give up on America unlike Mr. Obamagate’s reign in the White House. Saudi Arabia had our backs to make sure we did capture and gave Osama Bin Laden a fair trial to die in hell. It was only possible due to a phenomenal deal brokered by President Trump while he was also working overtime to solve racism. France, Canada, the UK and Germany all refused to help America so that they could take over America’s mantle of being the most relevant country on Earth. Saudi Arabia did not step in because of an Obama Apology tour out of pity, they did it because it was a necessity, the right thing to do, and most importantly, they cared.

Without the involvement of Saudi Arabia and the Bedouin, Osama Bin Laden would still be alive taunting us with his demented music videos of his Taliban gang of barbarians. We live in a more peaceful world not just because of President Donald Trump, but from the resourceful and innovative minds from Saudi Arabia that helped America track down Osama and restored justice back to the victims whose lives were recklessly taken from them because of a jaded MTV superstar. But this peace will not be here forever, it can be taken from us by any Democratic Party president or even from the local worker’s unions. Evil terrorists reside within America, and we should all be diligent that mini-Osama’s don’t come out to reenact a horrific tragedy.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

CUM Might Be Our Best Shot Against Antifa

Written By Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief

America is under attack by a variety of enemies each day. Not only do the Godless Islamic Barbarbian Heathens From Hell attack America from the outside, but America is constantly under attack by Antifa and other leftist radicals on the inside. There is a good reason Congress focuses on upgrading our defensive spending every fiscal quarter until terrorism is permanently eliminated from our global conscience. But until then, the fight against international and national terrorism is a battle of wits and maintaining the status quo.

Antifa, as we are aware, actively oppose societal norms and want to infect America to a nation of communism. Fortunately, it appears that Antifa may finally be fracturing. A new insurgent group within Antifa, the Communists Under Mutiny, or CUM for short, has splintered off Antifa and has established themselves as a fifth column. CUM formed as a reactionary group within a reactionary group due to a difference of philosophy. Some say the founders of CUM saw the light of Jesus and realized capitalism is the only way to live inside an unethical world full of socialism, while other members of CUM splintered off from Antifa due to the so-called “dirtbag left”, perhaps another splinter group inside the massively influential terrorist, fascist left. Their motives are unknown at this time.

Communists Under Mutiny, lead by their leader John Mackie, are open to right-wing ideas, otherwise known as intellectualism. Unlike their Antifa brethren, they support a free market, closed borders, and are open to Trump and Republican Party ideas, values, and ethics. Unlike their radical ancestors, CUM understands the need for bipartisanship while also acknowledging the Democratic Party is failing to work properly and is becoming a useless hull and burden on the American people. Perhaps CUM will be a force to reckon with inside the Democratic Party for years to come.

However defeating Antifa is not going to happen in one day. Rome may have fallen in one day to Istanbul Constantinople, but ideologies are difficult to kill. Especially murderous ideologies sympathetic to terrorist causes. Antifa has various strongholds across America, such as South Detroit and Puerto Rico, where they plan their latest rallies and burn American flags while they hymn Grateful Dead music with the hip hop. They want to change American culture and turn it into a pro-terrorist, anti-wealth and anti-conformist America. If any Antifa goons were to take a seat in the House, we could easily be one step closer to the end of the United States of America as we know it.

But sure, some Antifa-apologists will say that Antifa is nothing more than a bunch of hippies that want to wave their own flag. But that is the problem: that sense of anti-America non-conformism is a threat on our own very liberties. Antifa is pro-birth control, so they are anti-family. Antifa is anti-capitalist, and should they ever deal with the treasury or Federal Reserve we will be doomed as a nation. They don’t believe in money or reasonable healthcare access, they will drive the country to a grave faster than any Democrat with more fervor than the Barack Obama regime.

In any event, it’s beautiful to see CUM form from Antifa as radical groups battle it out to try and fight a real, strongly created ideology like conservatism. May CUM and Antifa battle each other while we can cheer from our high moral ground that conservatism will win at the end of the day. As long as CUM succeeds in its goals, Antifa will be threatened and maybe one day, disband for good. Until then, we must fund CUM and ensure their success as a new right-wing movement. Hopefully CUM may reign down upon America, so long as they maintain and keep their clean-cut conservative image of authority.

 
Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum.