CUM Might Be Our Best Shot Against Antifa

Written By Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief

America is under attack by a variety of enemies each day. Not only do the Godless Islamic Barbarbian Heathens From Hell attack America from the outside, but America is constantly under attack by Antifa and other leftist radicals on the inside. There is a good reason Congress focuses on upgrading our defensive spending every fiscal quarter until terrorism is permanently eliminated from our global conscience. But until then, the fight against international and national terrorism is a battle of wits and maintaining the status quo.

Antifa, as we are aware, actively oppose societal norms and want to infect America to a nation of communism. Fortunately, it appears that Antifa may finally be fracturing. A new insurgent group within Antifa, the Communists Under Mutiny, or CUM for short, has splintered off Antifa and has established themselves as a fifth column. CUM formed as a reactionary group within a reactionary group due to a difference of philosophy. Some say the founders of CUM saw the light of Jesus and realized capitalism is the only way to live inside an unethical world full of socialism, while other members of CUM splintered off from Antifa due to the so-called “dirtbag left”, perhaps another splinter group inside the massively influential terrorist, fascist left. Their motives are unknown at this time.

Communists Under Mutiny, lead by their leader John Mackie, are open to right-wing ideas, otherwise known as intellectualism. Unlike their Antifa brethren, they support a free market, closed borders, and are open to Trump and Republican Party ideas, values, and ethics. Unlike their radical ancestors, CUM understands the need for bipartisanship while also acknowledging the Democratic Party is failing to work properly and is becoming a useless hull and burden on the American people. Perhaps CUM will be a force to reckon with inside the Democratic Party for years to come.

However defeating Antifa is not going to happen in one day. Rome may have fallen in one day to Istanbul Constantinople, but ideologies are difficult to kill. Especially murderous ideologies sympathetic to terrorist causes. Antifa has various strongholds across America, such as South Detroit and Puerto Rico, where they plan their latest rallies and burn American flags while they hymn Grateful Dead music with the hip hop. They want to change American culture and turn it into a pro-terrorist, anti-wealth and anti-conformist America. If any Antifa goons were to take a seat in the House, we could easily be one step closer to the end of the United States of America as we know it.

But sure, some Antifa-apologists will say that Antifa is nothing more than a bunch of hippies that want to wave their own flag. But that is the problem: that sense of anti-America non-conformism is a threat on our own very liberties. Antifa is pro-birth control, so they are anti-family. Antifa is anti-capitalist, and should they ever deal with the treasury or Federal Reserve we will be doomed as a nation. They don’t believe in money or reasonable healthcare access, they will drive the country to a grave faster than any Democrat with more fervor than the Barack Obama regime.

In any event, it’s beautiful to see CUM form from Antifa as radical groups battle it out to try and fight a real, strongly created ideology like conservatism. May CUM and Antifa battle each other while we can cheer from our high moral ground that conservatism will win at the end of the day. As long as CUM succeeds in its goals, Antifa will be threatened and maybe one day, disband for good. Until then, we must fund CUM and ensure their success as a new right-wing movement. Hopefully CUM may reign down upon America, so long as they maintain and keep their clean-cut conservative image of authority.

 
Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan’s resume was rejected from Fox News, which ignited the fire for Don to start Bullshitnews.org and spread his message of conservatism to everyone beyond the electromagnetic spectrum. 

Leftist-Infused Cancel Culture Threatens The American Way

Written By Roger Goodmen

The Left have been very disruptive when it comes to election season this year. They invented a fictional pandemic to disrupt society and kill millions of jobs, permeated OBAMAGATE, and let Anti-Christ Superstar Joe Biden be their presidential nominee. But one of the most insidious and downright cruel political tactics Democrats have created recently has been a new chemical weapon in the cultural wars fight for society: the Cancel Culture. What sounds like an idea of ending a bad TV show, like some liberal abhorrent animated cartoon on at 7PM, Sundays at Fox, is really the spell of disaster towards any brave and daring conservative who seriously challenges the socialist status quo. Cancel Culture, to put it bluntly, is the new wave of Democratic Party sponsored fascism. And it will hit you when you least expect it and at its worse. If you try to call 911 for your own safety, prepared to be “canceled” by the leftist mob instead of being saved in the arms of a noble police officer.

Cancel Culture is when Democrats and their Godless Islamic Barbaric friends (terrorists) actively team up with each other to hide and bury the truth. They both hate the truth because it tends to be very conservative. For example, the Democrats wish to ‘cancel’ President Trump because of false allegations that he is a criminal, some sort of asset to Russia and/or USSR, his hair being sub-optimal, or that he personally ended racism with the help of Ivanka. Democrats are an easily irritable bunch, but are deadly when a group of them are together. A single Democrat cannot cancel a bold and daring American conservative opinion-holder who ‘triggers’ them alone, but when a Democrat gets their angry mob together, the results can be deadly and disruptive to his social/work life. Cancel Culture does not care if you are right, only if you are conservative with outspoken facts that do not care about Leftist feelings, thoughts, or prayers.

But while President Trump is uncancelable, many of our fellow proud American-reproducing patriots are not. The Cancel Culture mob does not care if you served our great military or personally killed Osama Bin Laden, they go straight for the jugular and will demand or enact castration to get their way. Their primary targets are intellectual conservatives, QAnon endorsers/followers, and anyone who wants to raise the status quo. They are not normal ‘lie down and die” liberals, they are the blood-thirsty socialists who will threaten you with their guillotines to earn their right of way. Families have been torn about, virtually destroyed over ‘cancel culture’ and its related debates. It is an epidemic on the verge of the Democratic Party-engineered opioid epidemic. It threatens our very well-being, and especially the free marketplace of ideas.

It is important to keep powerful people accountable, but ‘Cancel Culture’ is the very opposite. It intends to make the hegemony of liberal opinions/ideas/values to be higher than conservatism. Any conservative or otherwise freethinking Republican intellectual will be shunned or ‘canceled’ in public spotlight because they dare to have a different, much more powerful opinion than the Homo Erectus democrat plebeian. The liberals think they will be smarter if they get a group of them together at once, called ‘wolf packs’. The liberals use their wolf pack mentalities to overthrow Republican ideology, but this isn’t the sole reason why Cancel Culture is pernicious and detrimental to American democracy. Cancel Culture threatens to end conservative ideology as we know it with mob mentality threats and demands, what can we strong-minded and freethinking people do to confront this tide of authoritarian conformism?

It would be easy to ignore the mob, but then they will actively hunt and find you. They will find your workplace of occupation, and try to get you fired for “Karen”, a new term the Cancel Culture cult crowd uses to demonize any open-minded dissenter who dare upholds the status quo. The Constitution means nothing to these people, they are out for self-retribution and blood. The idea of being “right” to these leftists is conforming to their viewpoints, and alienating any aspect of religion or nationality to nothingness. It opens up a nihilistic black hole that creates a uniform culture much like the famous George Orwell book, Dante’s Inferno.

To fight back cancel culture, we must recreate our own conservative counterculture cancel culture. Any time an angry liberal from some LiveJournal website blogs against a righteous conservative like Lindsey Graham, we must “cancel” them back with equal force. To fight the political incorrectness of the so-called Cancel Culture, we must be intolerant towards it. We can no longer be tolerant towards the Cancel Culture, we must fight it at its source.  It is the very demon seed that can uproot an entire society to hell. We must save our America before the left infests it with too much Cancel Culture toxicity that forces our country to be wiped out by China or Albania. We cannot have a weak America, one that isn’t immune to the Cancel Culture. A strong America is one with high political incorrectness, and a fundamental desire to save any Democracy that may will need our help. We are the protectors of the world, we are not meant to be “canceled”, we are meant to lead the free world, cancelled or otherwise.

 

Roger Goodmen is an intern for Bullshitnews.org. He is a Senior at George Mason University double majoring in Political Science and Economics. Roger is a person of color and is not afraid of living in liberal reality with his hardcore anti-establishment conservative bully pulpit. He currently lives in an apartment near GMU with his feline-of-color cat named Carlos.