Tag: Elections

Do We Really Need An Election?

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Written by Dan Shapiro

It’s almost October, and soon it will be one of the most important days of any day of any country on Earth, Election Day. Once a long held tradition created to bestow a proper successor to George Washington, many on the intellectual side of the globe in America have felt that elections have been antiquated for the past 30 or so years. Once an established part of a robust Democratic system, it is rife with fraudulent voters, mailing errors, and other Democratic Party obstructions designed to rig a once perfectly run system. With the polls so high in President Trump’s favor, one can argue this upcoming election will be purely for show and have no meaning or luster that it once had. It’s time to abolish elections.

Elections used to be meaningful competitions between Democrats and Whigs, Democrat Republicans vs. Know-Nothings until after the War of Northern Aggression has lead us to the same Democrat vs. Republican in the battle of evil vs good for the past 170 years. The plotlines have remained largely the same, the GOP pulls out one of their best and finest leaders while the Democrats go to hell and back to pick a nefarious person that aligns best with their ideology against faith and the ordinary American citizen. Hillary Clinton, the previous nominee before admitted anti-Christ Joe Biden, was a woman created out of scorn and villainy that could only be designed by the most nefarious lobbyists and evil fascist masterminds that control the strings of the Democrat Party. Now that the American people fully understand that the Republican Party is by their side and the Democrats are filled with nepotism and wasteful government spending, their days are finished.

Elections nowadays are a broken system, the Democrats insist that the Electoral College, an institution almost as old and precious as our country, should be replaced with a “popular vote system”, a system designed by 6 year olds who fight to get their favorite candy in their kindergarten classrooms. America cannot have a president that is directly elected without states interfering, for that would break a tradition long held to preserve the special status that comes with presidency. Should America try and establish this dim-witted ‘popular vote’ system, then anyone could win the presidency. Democrats would shove their fictitious Al Gore presidency without any reprimanding. They would eliminate checks and balances and turn America into a fascist state. The ‘popular vote’ theory does not include anything more simple than just counting up votes. There’s got to be more to it for an election result to happen. Simplicity leads to the worst results, and we cannot have mathematical errors that result from it to give us answers.

The Electoral College does its job very well, it is a scientific formula created by the Founders of our country designed to run elections efficiently without simplicity. The Founders did not want any commoner to win an election by picking their own name and getting elected without any vetting. There were too many “Adam Smiths” of that time period, and if all of them started to write their own name in the election instead of picking the aligned-two or three candidates to vote for, we would have too many “Adam Smiths” as president. Thus, all of the founders of the country had to meet again at a bar (it was the style at the time) and formally decide how the presidency and line of succession worked.

And all of this leads us to today, about a month and a week or so until the pointless 2020 election. Trump has been commanding the polls since Biden came out of Delaware with black smoke that inaugurated him as the Democratic Party’s nominee. President Trump has already accomplished more than many presidents could think of in four years: he ended racism, appointed Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, and found and condemned the evil Obamagate that was infesting the country. Oh and by the way, he streamlined the cure to the possibly fictional Covid-19 outbreak created by the Bernie Sanders campaign. It’s like Democrats don’t even want to go through an election with a man that phenomenal of a resume. So the Democrats should let it go this year, and perhaps maybe forever, and just let Trump finish painting his masterpiece.

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on GOP Politics, the 2020 presidential elections, and Iran. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “own” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB SPL.

Democratic Socialists: The New Red Scare

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Written by Don Kaftan, Editor-in-Chief, and Founder of Bullshit News

The new red scare will not start with Russians with hammers and sickles, but from New York City and at your local voting booth. The Democrats, as desperate as ever, have turned to one of the biggest demons in American history: communism, for votes. In New York’s 14th Congressional District, located in the Bronx and parts of Queens lies Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a Marxist that is unarmed and ready to infiltrate America and her House of Representatives. She is a fearless “Democrat”, in that she admits that she is a socialist, perhaps unaware that socialism is an ideology that has never worked and produces needless labor unions in order to spread Marxism across the state.

Alexandria is just one of these many new age democrats that are more honest than Hillary Clinton or her counterparts. They call themselves, “Democratic Socialists” because there’s nothing the Democratic Party enjoys more than oxymorons and lying off their ass to the American people. These ill-in-the-head liberals believe that socialism can work in America and fabricate claims to bolster support, such as the ICE myth or believing illegal immigration is not a problem that must be stopped with swift force. Almost all of their solutions lie in more taxes and getting rid of our beloved military. The plans on their red agenda are no different from that of the USSR, making the Democratic Socialists the greatest threat to America since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Alexandria is not alone sadly, there are many “Democratic Socialists” running for offices around the country, with Ocasio-Cortez being the leading and most prominent figure, J. Edgar Hoover, former FBI Director and one of America’s most powerful anti-communists leaders of our society once said:

The menace of communism in this country will remain a menace until the American people make themselves aware of the techniques of communism. No one who truly understands what it really is can be taken in by it. Yet the individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists. The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst. It rejects even the assumption that human creatures could espouse a philosophy which must ultimately destroy all that is good and decent.

Communism, from day one, has represented the biggest threat to American existence. Communism comes from many forms, but all lead to the same results: death or forced labor leading to death. There are a large number of techniques to spread the propaganda of communism, many debunked from this very website. Communists have finally understood the fact that in America, you’re not appointed to office without an election, but you must be elected into office from people voting for, and therefore believing and abetting, the political candidate’s agenda. What we’re seeing now from the so-called “Democratic Socialists” is nothing more than mainstreaming and legitimizing communist sympathies in order to treat America like she is not perfect. Any attempts to undermine American Democracy must be met with quick punishment that can change minds quickly, like a waterboarding or prison sentence.

Democratic Socialists would like you to believe that they endorse capitalism as the primary political agent of the United States, but they follow the USSR model of disinformation, to hide their true agenda. The Democratic Socialists claim they can provide, “free healthcare for all, free college, better public schools, and fewer guns” but they have no evidence or theory to back up these claims. They believe if they beat these slogans down on the American people like a drug addict hitting his “pipe”, that change can happen. Communism is a large monolithic political cult that seeks not just the overthrow of the State, but the end to normal life as we know it. It is a lower and middle-class agenda to overthrow the hard-working and long-suffering rich who pay enough in taxes to benefit society. As J. Edgar Hoover noted, Democratic Socialism manifests itself as communism under a new dress so that no one can take in the reality that communism is attempting to “come back” to America since the days of Eugene V. Debs.

As Hoover prophetically pointed out, “The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst”. After a prolonged absence, that evil has been reintroduced under a new name, much like Crystal Pepsi or New Coke. Democratic Socialism is the Crystal Pepsi of communism, only we as the market forces must let it fail before it has an attempt to succeed. Communism seeks to overthrow the state and replace it with something far darker and sinister that leads to censorship, an influx of poverty, Venezuela, and a rise of infectious virulent diseases. The pseudo-sense of equality that communism eschews is the very bitter almond you bite into that causes a demise of the spirit of capitalism.

Until we can break down the many, many, MANY efforts and techniques of communism, the red menace will continue until all of America is red (in a bad way). We must educate children in our public schools more about the very inherent dangers of a radical communist agenda before it is too late. And it may become too late sooner rather than never. It is important to remain armed and to avoid Democratic Party “disinformation”, as they increasingly seek help from Russia in order to win an election they deserve no chance to win. Democratic Socialists are nothing more than modern-day communists attempting to control a country that was never once theirs to begin with.

Don Kaftan is the founder of Bullshitnews.org.  He specializes in Mainstream Media Criticism, Foreign Policy, and Presidential Administrations. Don Kaftan was mentioned on William F. Buckley’s deathbed as future conservatives that speak the most truth to power. Don considers this to be the highest honor in the world after being married to his wife and being born into this world by the grace of God. He is as much of a patriot for America as liberals consistently whine about it.

 

Hillary Clinton Announces Bid To Run For Prime Minister Of Communism-Plagued Canada

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Written By Dan Shapiro

Hillary Clinton, the infamous deplorable loser who was banished from the United States of America after her defeat in the 2016 presidential election, has announced she has migrated to the communist moose colony of Canada and will run for Prime Minister in their 2019 election. Hillary Clinton is bloodthirsty for power, and she has innovated her political methods by mimicking Donald Trump for calling the heartland of America, “backwards” and did not share any desire to make America great again, which is evident by running for a “Prime Minister”. That’s one thing that shines about Canada’s communism, they don’t believe in constitutions or presidents, both what help make America the world’s leader number one leader in liberty production.

We don’t like to talk about Canada on Bullshit News because we refuse to acknowledge our Stalinist neighbor or promote their red radical agenda. The leader of their “Prime Minister” bund, Justin Trudeau, is more of a hippie that likes to put flowers in guns than behave as a world leader. What exactly has he done since he became “Prime Minister”, raise taxes on the poor? Of course not, the most outlandish thing he is currently doing is promoting the liberal agenda known as “multiculturalism”. In layman’s terms, it’s a Canadian version of American liberty, only communist and inferior. There is a strong reason why the American Dollar will always be more valuable than the Canadian dollar because as we all know, Communism never works. If communism worked, why isn’t life more efficient than it needs to be?

Enough with the communist bastards of the North. Hillary Clinton, poaching over the Canadian “Parliament” like a vulture over a dead deer, will not cease her political ambitions until she is in a high and powerful position to dictate people’s lives. In an essence, she is an export of bastardized American liberty, but she is no communist. She might be too much of a socialist to make any “splash” for parliament seating, but this is a key sign that her days meddling with Donald Trump’s presidential affairs in cohorts with Robert Mueller are over. Her next approach is a long-shot one, become a popular Canadian politician and usurp the general-secretary (the so-called “Prime Minister”) role Justin Trudeau holds. But as we all know, when communists hold power they are very reluctant to take it, and will often approach violent ends to a means if it means staying in power. Once Hillary managed to get a chance to be on the ballot, we should not be surprised if something suspicious happens, such as asking America to help her campaign and is thrown to Canadian prison for colluding with a foreign government. What poetic justice that would be!

Hillary Clinton announced she was running for “Prime Minister” from Mumbai, India. Just weeks before, Justin Trudeau was campaigning for reelection in the former communist colony, India.  Hillary is aiming to see how Trudeau is popular and must robotically mimic his approach to politics to better understand the so-called “average Canadian voter”. Justin’s communist constituents denounced Trudeau’s New Delhi-leg of his campaign saying that he was “trying too hard“, creating a divide in the Liberal Party (the communist bund for the Democratic Party) and the exact moment for Hillary Clinton to jump in on the scene and challenge Trudeau. What’s to happen will be examined more by Bullshit News in the future. For now, America will always be in the headlines.

Dan Shapiro is the Bullshit News correspondent on Republican Party Politics and that Middle East thing. Dan went to Yale and graduated at the top of his class stemming from his charming wit and intellectual knowledge about political issues. Dan Shapiro is best known to “pwn” liberals with his vast and mighty big brain. He lives in New York City and talks in 90dB spl.