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If Committing War Crimes Is Wrong, Than I Want To Be Right

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Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

Crime, as we all know is bad. War is also bad, but is a necessity in order for peace to exist, so we can put up with war. But as they say, two wrongs turn into a right, and the United Nations slur, “War Crimes” is in reality a justified defense against terrorism. And even if war crimes are wrong, and were allegedly involved against terrorists committing a terrorist cause, than that would also be justifiable. As a highly experienced combat veteran, I know that if I, or anyone I know committed a so-called “War Crime” against the evil Godless Islamic Terrorists, they will be highly commanded and become a folk hero. Was Johnny Appleseed a terrorist for committing war crimes? The answer is irrelevant, we all know who Johnny Appleseed was and why he is an American hero, the ends justify the means.

It bothers me to no end that our precious and beloved United States of America has been falsely accused of committing costly and “immoral” “war crimes” by the United Nations, an organization that includes Iran, Syria, Cuba, and Iraq as valuable members of their community. How can an organization that allegedly represents freedom and equality have such terrorist countries as its members? There is no possible way they can credibly accuse the world’s #1 country that exports freedom from committing “war crimes” against other countries, let alone individuals from other countries. The only reason to be cautious of the United Nations slandering the United States as a “war-crime committer” is due to the costly fines that would be hurtful to our national debt, something almost but not nearly as bad as the Democratic Party adding more and more towards it.

The United Nations often cites America’s proud and honorable combat heritage of using Enhanced Interrogation Techniques as a means to acquire intelligence and ultimately win wars. Some say tactics that fall under EIT are immoral and wrong. But war is wrong, which means that EIT therefore, are right. The U.S Military is the second most ethical military of all countries, only behind by Israel. But our military doesn’t need to be the most ethical or even second most ethical in order to be right. The U.S Military gets the results done, no matter what murky occurrences happen in the middle, the freedom to be given to other countries from the end result is always a net benefit to the world. There’s no need to look or overthink anything else, yet the United Nations and some of our nations most prominent liberals believe otherwise.

The only time America might have possibly committed war crimes must have been under the Barack Obama Regime. Obama wanted to enforce his apologies to terrorists across the world with a musical tour with non-American pop act, “U2”. The United States never negotiates or apologizes to terrorists and their sympathizers, but Barack Obama broke that promise when he admitted America had faults, or something to that extent. Obama then increased the national debt to numbers unfathomable to the human mind and desecrated our country with his immorberal logic. We are lucky to even have President Trump come in and clean up his mess within four years of office.

9/11 was horrifying, yet illuminated the nation about the terrorists who want to be where America is today or in 2001. The terrorists and their land recognizable to the United Nations have been actively committing an information war against America being a noble and just nation. They actively libel and slander America as being a country that’s immoral and corrupt, which is plainly false. How could America be morally corrupt and the second thing that we are a country filled of criminal terrorists? The Democratic Party is immorberal, wrong and evil but they are not 100% terrorists. The right countries, the ones that our “friends” ought to be standing up for America in acts of high slander, but remain quiet. This is the result of the U2-Obama apology tour, and these measures of foreign policy continue to harm the US today.

When you are falsely reminded that America is a nation that allegedly may have committed a war crime or two, ask yourself these questions. Who is calling America a country that commits war crimes? Do these people know the benefit of so-called “war crimes” that they cannot understand the measures that needed to be implemented in order for a positive end-result to happen? Do they know how to tie their shoes? People like to accuse other people of many false and incorrect things, that’s why libel and slander laws exist, but on the international scale, nothing is off-limits. Unless you commit one of those so-called “war crimes”, then you could pay an unnecessary massive fine that could make a man do the most heinous acts imaginable. But it wouldn’t come from an American soldiers hands, believe me.

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

Reinstate MK ULTRA

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Written by Alexander Jones

Not too long after America kicked the entire world’s ass in World War II, top minds from across the country joined together in order to think of creative ways for America to retain its World Championship Belt before silly things like the Geneva Convention and the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty would get in the way of societal progress. But one of the biggest social experiments also resulted in the birth of many kinds of innovation throughout our scientific field and the depths of controlling the human mind for use to end communism once and for all. This research that was used to combat the evils of our world was called MK ULTRA, and we need it now more than ever.

The scope of MK ULTRA was simple, find a way, any way, to convince people of the light that is Christianity American capitalism, the world’s dominant social paradigm only rivaled by those brutally evil Socialist Communists from the USSR. America had many wars to win, such as the drug war, the space race, the race war, and the Space Drug Battle Race War Of 1979. In every front on planet Earth, America was being attacked by the brutal USSR regime and their globalist friends such as the pro-child murder United Nations and their ex-boyfriend League of Nations. Project MK Ultra was set-up to be counter-intelligence against all the threats to America according to then head of the CIA Allen Dulles. In order to examine the psyche of the enemy, America needed to understand what it’s like being a communist, and how to coerce them from themselves and their evil ideology by any means necessary, leading to the birth of MK ULTRA.

Aside from trying to create and use mind control against anti-capitalist sympathizers, the top secret program was also trying to answer questions that past civilizations could not solve, like finding the qualitative information about just how effective enhanced interrogation techniques could be, an understanding as to how homosexuality can exists when homosexuals do not procreate for the purpose of fertility, some boring stuff about physics, and even how to defeat the evil drugs in the drug war. All of these studies are massively useful in understanding how the world around us works. Without MK Ultra, we might not have won the Vietnam War.

MK Ultra sadly was not without worthless liberal controversy. The communist sympathizing Democrat Party made information about MK Ultra public due to its perceived “anti-constitutional nature” and violations against the 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments. But such “evidence” against these violations of civil rights are only anecdotal, which means it is meaningless conjecture. If anyone was truly harmed over these studies, people would be much more aware then they are currently, and they are not. MK Ultra was a series of top secret experiments meant to strengthen the American nation and family at home. In fact, one can argue that participating in MK Ultra meant you were a devoted patriot willing to do whatever it takes for America to have an edge over all the other worthless and benign countries on the planet that might try to overthrow us one day when we’re not looking, like Albania or the Dominican Republic. As the Boy Scouts CEO Jeffery Epstein once said, “It is better to be informed and prepared rather than be naked and unarmed in conflict with the enemy”.

National Defense and the funding to outside private corporate mercenary friends like Academi/Blackwater or Lockheed Martin are some of the biggest defenders of our liberty and freedom, protecting our Democracy from fascism. These companies, with help from the trustworthy Central Intelligence Agency, can easily restart the research on MK Ultra projects, and with the latest technology getting better and better, it is only a matter of time until we can have successful mind control experiments to defeat Godless Barbaric Terrorism and convince the world that capitalism is a much smarter idea than socialism.

People need to learn how to trust their government, and that they will always be defended against the forces of evil. If government wanted to conduct scientific experiments unethically and vaguely not totally illegal towards its people, then it would be done for a just cause. Every American citizen has a mortal duty to defend and help our country against the various wars that threaten its existence. We should not be worried about pedantic moral guardians telling us what to do and how to think. Once Project MK Ultra is back into swing, we should feel more secure then ever knowing the government has its best interests in its people, their privacy, and their security.

Alexander Jones is a fierce investigative journalist dedicating to finding the real truth blurred by the mainstream globalist media. Alexander Jones is a strong advocate for libertarianism, liberty, and raw rib eye steak. In his spare time away from journalism, Alexander enjoys hunting and keyboard/synthesizer music. An animal advocate throughout his life, he currently owns five hunting dogs, two purebred horses, and two cats. Although he is an advocate for the survival of the fittest Darwinism, he is a Pentecostal Christian who always–ALWAYS spends time with Jesus and The Lord on Sundays. 

The Only People Who Should Be Afraid Of Torture Are Liberals (For Not Understanding Common Sense)

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Written by Sgt. Abu Ghraib 

It’s an established fact in every American history textbook, the finest textbooks regarding history in the whole world, that the Democratic Party (DNC) is responsible for slavery (AKA racism) and their support for gentrification, gerrymandering, and abortion, also miss the boat when it comes to legal and proper use of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, known in the mass media pop culture vernacular as “torture”. Of course, the United States would never use “torture” on any American citizen no matter their race, sexual orientation, or other. “Torture”, or EIT for short, is a broad subject and can be quite elaborate to talk about in great detail. I was hired by Bullshit News to do my best to describe the history and proper ritual of EIT, so here we go!

EIT, that’s T for techniques not “torture”, is conducted only when the enemy, typically a committed “hater” of American values and decency, someone that truly hates freedom and Democracy that decided to become a higher up in the military rule of a terrorist country, commonly a Godless Islamic Barbarian type to boot, refuses to comply with the American government about details regarding their military or country that could give a benefit to American warfare. The information the convicted felon from another country is called “intelligence”, even though the enemy is often not very intelligent (because they are brainwashed by communist barbarians to hate Democracy and Freedom). If the enemy refuses to comply and offer the intelligence, then actions of EIT will be undergone to extract the intelligence. These actions are always interrogations well, actually enhanced interrogations, which implies that more force will be used is merely rhetorical and not indicative of any use of harm or alleged cruel and unusual punishment.

Now we really musn’t call it “torture”, that is merely a mainstream media buzzword for having a conflicting opinion about the tactics of war. Now, most journalists have never fought in a war, unlike me, so they don’t understand and have no clear idea about what happens when you’re fighting a war, especially in the desert. Should these hack mainstream media journalists at Breitbart really be the ones to judge warfare? And to have the so-called ethos to tell the public or “inside subscribers” to their access/extra-“gotcha journalism” about details like what goes on in Iraq, Afghanistan, or whatever country that happens to mettle with the might of the United States should not offer any opinions about warfare. Listen only to people that served, they know what happens. Civilians can’t easily comprehend the horrors I and every office in the military have seen. Believe us, not CNN.

Now that we got that all out of the way, we can talk briefly about the history of EIT. EIT was first mentioned and likely invented in Sun Tzu’s Art of War in the 5th Century Before Christ (BC). Sun Tzu merely wrote on the tools and techniques of EIT from his time, which has now evolved to include computers and social media websites.  Most of the time period between Sun Tzu and the War of Independence is largely irrelevant and can be explained in better detail by the Bible and a page or two in the Quran. Just know that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and all the great Founding Fathers of their time universally agreed on two things, the Bill of Rights and approval of EIT. Such use of EIT was how this country was informed, and so long as other citizens weren’t conducting EIT on each other, then there should be no controversy. This is what lead to the creation of the 3rd and 8th Amendments.

Perhaps the greatest practitioners in the art of EIT were the brain trust of the Bush Administration, one of America’s most successful governments not just by GDP growth, but as the administration with the greatest exporting of freedom and liberty by any government in recorded human history. Lead by the one and only President George W. Bush, the only man on 9/11/2001 to steer our country away from Terror and Anarchic Communist Terrorism and propel America into an even stronger Democracy and Freedom exporting country than Osama Bin Laden and his ISIS/ISIL followers could spread terrorism and their Godless Islamic Barbarianism.

Those within the brain trust include his Vice-President Dick Cheney who was personally responsible for strengthening the Bush Administrations use of EIT and wrote many, many dissertations on the subject, Donald Rumsfeld who was called “The Architect” of EIT in the Bush Administration, Rumsfeld helped eased media and public tension regarding the knowns and unknowns (as well as the known knowns and unknown knowns and the unknown unknowns) and means of acquiring intelligence through any means otherwise not detailed during the Geneva Convention or similar peace protocols.

We can spend another 1,000 words about how the Bush Administration essentially reinvented EIT, so I won’t talk any more on it. But if you, the loyal and faithful reader of Bullshit News ever wants to learn more about the success of the Bush Administration or Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, the local library is usually located in your city or census-designated place and will have books about it, nothing you can ever find in those darn Obamaphones!

But I digress. Hopefully, you have learned more about EIT and the success the United States of America has been conducting it since the tragic morning of September 11th, 2001. But I also must inform you that the opponents of EIT, who again are the inane liberals over at the Democratic Party, don’t understand the benefits and success EIT has given to our country, unlike you–the faithful and well-educated patriotic reader. Thank you. Thank you for understanding how America works, unlike the phony liberals that threaten to destroy our countries unity on a daily basis.

 

Sgt. Abu Ghraib is Bullshit News’ newest Correspondent, providing expert analysis and thought-out opinions about the on-going threats of the War on Terror and the Godless Islamic Barbaric Terrorists that conduct it. Whether it’s Morocco, Israel, Iraq, Palestine, Las Vegas or Iran, Abu fought in the Iraq War and enjoyed it so much he went to Afghanistan where he is stationed today in Kabul. Abu was born and raised in Macon, Georgia to prove all the “haters’ that bullied him in his high school that he was much more American than they are, and never looked back. Abu is currently on inactive duty, eagerly waiting for his name to be called at any moment.

Teenagers Should Be Free Enough To Join The Army And Be Drafted To Fight Terror

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Written by Mortimer E. Wallecaster

America’s youth these years are addicted to two things: pornography and scaffolding.  Children are nothing but libertarian pawns to run around in airports, kicking my seat while they rely on their Facebook mobile typewriter-screens to read! No respect for their elders who fought valorously to defend this country from the communists that threatened our freedom! The children are anarchistic and rude, but law and order can be given to them when they are of pubescent age. 6 is an age young enough to know the distinctions of good and evil, that’s why pop culture figures like “Harry Potter” and “Mr. Ed” are aged appropriately when they began their adventures to fight crime, Islam and communism.

The teenagers are young and fit and in previous generations, have been more than capable of working 16+ hour shifts six days a week. Because of their high energy, I see no ethical or moral harm in their decision making should they be drafted and randomly selected to serve. Some of the finest generals and other military leaders in history started their careers as young as four! Wow! Imagine how powerful those militaries were, being lead by men with over thirty years of experience in warfare. We must train children with their high energy advantage if conscripted when the time comes of course.

The teenagers today have lived their entire lives under the wars of Iraq, Afghanistan, and the War on Terror. All they know about the Godless Islamic Barbarians, public enemy number one to the United States and the free capitalism-aspiring world, is that they cause terrorism and want everyone to be terrified at all times. I can’t believe the young teenagers these days never went through 9/11, hatred of such a terrifying scale that ultimately made the United States realize that the Soviet Union was just the beginning and that there are enemies to freedom and democracy all across the globe. President George W. Bush examined all of his available options with his cabinet carefully curated from Vice-President Dick Cheney and Senior Advisor Karl Rove. There was simply no option but to commit total war against terrorism and Godless Islamic Barbarian extremism. Seventeen years later, and the terrorists and extremists are still around, along with the Democrats.

Our children and future children should live in a world of peace and no war, ideally. But they must fight for it to get it. There are many terrorists and extremists of the Islamic faith/Muslim ideology around, and there will never be peace unless they are exterminated. It is perhaps the toughest war the United States has gone through, as the terrorists really like to test America’s mettle. They learned from America’s past and entirely successful wars. They understand America will always win every war inevitably, but they will fight down to the very last man to make America earn it. That is why the Wars with Iraq and Afghanistan are still going on, as they are terrorist breeding grounds. Other Middle Eastern countries, like Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and Syria, understand America is mighty and that is why they do not produce as many extremists or terrorists like Palestine or Jordan.

I believe Disney child star Whitney Houston once said, “I believe the children are our future”. And those children were right, in the ’80s. But that statement rings true today. I, a near super-centenarian, know children are the future. But because there is so much terrorism and Godless Islamic Barbarians that endanger our free market society and put America at risk for invasion or another 9/11-like event. If teenagers like (D-NY) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are allowed into the House of Representatives, then they should be allowed to join the military with no age limit. And because these wars are clearly in the public’s mind to continue investing, we must bring back the draft. We must ensure the safety of our future, just like Whitney Houston said. The safety of our children continues to put America at risk, a risk worth investing in.
Mortimer E. Wallacaster is the Bullshit News correspondent on history and contemporary cultural matters. He is a retired risk analyst from Goldman Sachs, and is loving retirement and every minute of it! Born under a full moon on June 26th, 1913, Mortimer has lived through two World Wars, and the Middle East thing that’s been happening over the years. Mortimer was once a minor league pitcher for the Boston Beaneaters and threw 47 complete games in a month allowing only nine earned runs.